Paul Makonda hapigi kazi yoyote. Anafanya usanii tu

[MamaSamia2025]

Makonda anafanya maigizo, ndiyo maana anafanya usanii mwingi sehemu ambazo bado zina kundi kubwa la watu wajinga.

Sasa hilo kundi kubwa la watu wajinga ndo hupanga foleni na kupiga kura. Wapinzani siku mkiacha kuwaona baadhi ya wapiga kura ni wajinga ndo siku mtakayoshinda uchaguzi. Mnafanya kosa kubwa sana kuwatukana wapiga kura. Huo umati unaomshangilia Makonda ndo kura za CCM hizo.

 

[ChoiceVariable]

Huyu jamaa juzi kapita hapa hometown kwangu, BRD.

Ana bahati nilikuwa nimeenda shambani mida aliyoingia na punda wake la sivyo ningemfurusha.

View: https://youtu.be/HuL99sGZsQU?si=XcITaZdUwXk_d3Tp​

Pulling up in donkey drawn carriages, dump trucks, bodabodas, and whatnots, is not work. It’s perfomative.

CCM is tired and out of ideas and that’s why they’ve resorted to stunts.

And who better to do that than the stuntman himself?

For no self-respecting sane person would do what this Bashite dude is doing.

Going around everywhere and making fake calls to officials doesn’t equal to getting things done.

Those are just publicity stunts aimed at fooling the foolish among us!

Nazidi kuidharau CCM.

Wana bahati sana wanaongoza umma ulio na wapumbavu wengi.

Bado hamjasema Hadi mseme Leo Yuko na guta.

Mwisho wewe ndio mpumbavu na mkeo aliyekukubali.

View: https://www.instagram.com/reel/CzoNK4OtshB/?igshid=d3AxdGY3c2ZkMnI2

 

[ChoiceVariable]

Nawe mzee unazeeka vibaya. Nini cha maana alichofanya makonda kwa siku hizi mbili? Kumbe ndio maana huteuliwi bwana njaa.

Vingi sana mojawapo ni kusikiliza kero na kuwaleta wahusika na kero kutatuliwa.

Leo Waziri wa Madini Yuko Geita kutatua mgogoro ambao Wananchi waliutaja Kwa Makonda.

Au wewe kwako kazi ni zipi?

 

[Nsanzagee]

Tafuta hospitali ukapimwe uambiwe unachoumwa, hata kifafa kina tiba.

Na hata sasa Ulichoandika hapa ni ujinga, labda andika ulichobaki nacho mkichwa chako

 

[Kamongo]

Mnyonge mnyongeni, haki yake Mpeni! Kiukweli Konda Boy anapiga kazi! Ni mtu wa kaz kaz, kitu muhimu ni asizidishe mbwembwe na kuvuka mipaka!, Pongezi Paul Makonda kuifufua CCM kwa amsha amsha. Twende mdogomdogo ngoma ikivuma sana inakaribia kupasuka!

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2024 wasipore wapinzani form za uchaguzi na kuwateka

 

[TrueVoter]

Na hata sasa Ulichoandika hapa ni ujinga, labda andika ulichobaki nacho mkichwa chako

Huna lolote jua kali wewe..

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

His entourage is legendary, there is a video of him going into Mara. Presidential shit.

So what happenned to that? Are the roads that bad in Unyantuzu these days?

The roadways in Simiyu are in good shape as you can see below. We even have sidewalks 😀, pedestrian crossing lights, etc.

Makonda is given to the dramatics. He tries to outdo himself a lot.

That’s probably why he didn’t pull the same stunt in BRD.

And it’s not like he was in some remote part of the city either. He was smack dab in the middle of it.

He was near this NBC branch, which is just across from a CRDB branch and a TRA office.

So no, it wasn’t because of the roads.

 

[TrueVoter]

Vingi sana mojawapo ni kusikiliza kero na kuwaleta wahusika na kero kutatuliwa.

Leo Waziri wa Madini Yuko Geita kutatua mgogoro ambao Wananchi waliutaja Kwa Makonda.

Au wewe kwako kazi ni zipi?

Wewe nawe ni wa kuhurumiwa sababu hujui usemayo..waambie wampangie safari nchi nzima apite vijiji vyote kutatua kero kwa kuwa yeye tu ndio mwenye huo uwezo.

 

[Nsanzagee]

Huna lolote jua kali wewe..

Bado tena unaandika ujinga? Au wewe hamnazo?

 

[Bufa]

Makonda ni zero brain. CCM wanaharibu zaidi kuliko kujenga na huyu zero brain wao.

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Bado hamjasema Hadi mseme Leo Yuko na guta.

Mwisho wewe ndio mpumbavu na mkeo aliyekukubali.

View: https://www.instagram.com/reel/CzoNK4OtshB/?igshid=d3AxdGY3c2ZkMnI2

Lini atatinga na mkokoteni?

 

[ChoiceVariable]

Makonda ni zero brain. CCM wanaharibu zaidi kuliko kujenga na huyu zero brain wao.

Uzuri wanaoumia ni Machadema 😂😂

 

[ChoiceVariable]

Wewe nawe ni wa kuhurumiwa sababu hujui usemayo..waambie wampangie safari nchi nzima apite vijiji vyote kutatua kero kwa kuwa yeye tu ndio mwenye huo uwezo.

Atafika kote ambako atapangiwa na atatatua hizo kero.

Kero haziwezi kuisha maana maisha ni mchakato wa Kuzalisha kero so alikutana nazo na wahusika walipolegea atatatua.

 

[Citizen_37]

Huyu jamaa juzi kapita hapa hometown kwangu, BRD.

Ana bahati nilikuwa nimeenda shambani mida aliyoingia na punda wake la sivyo ningemfurusha.

View: https://youtu.be/HuL99sGZsQU?si=XcITaZdUwXk_d3Tp​

Pulling up in donkey drawn carriages, dump trucks, bodabodas, and whatnots, is not work. It’s perfomative.

CCM is tired and out of ideas and that’s why they’ve resorted to stunts.

And who better to do that than the stuntman himself?

For no self-respecting sane person would do what this Bashite dude is doing.

Going around everywhere and making fake calls to officials doesn’t equal to getting things done.

Those are just publicity stunts aimed at fooling the foolish among us!

Nazidi kuidharau CCM.

Wana bahati sana wanaongoza umma ulio na wapumbavu wengi.

Hata jina lako linadhihirisha sura ya akili yako 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[CHIEF PRIEST]

Huyu jamaa juzi kapita hapa hometown kwangu, BRD.

Ana bahati nilikuwa nimeenda shambani mida aliyoingia na punda wake la sivyo ningemfurusha.

View: https://youtu.be/HuL99sGZsQU?si=XcITaZdUwXk_d3Tp​

Pulling up in donkey drawn carriages, dump trucks, bodabodas, and whatnots, is not work. It’s perfomative.

CCM is tired and out of ideas and that’s why they’ve resorted to stunts.

And who better to do that than the stuntman himself?

For no self-respecting sane person would do what this Bashite dude is doing.

Going around everywhere and making fake calls to officials doesn’t equal to getting things done.

Those are just publicity stunts aimed at fooling the foolish among us!

Nazidi kuidharau CCM.

Wana bahati sana wanaongoza umma ulio na wapumbavu wengi.

Ana ushamba mwingi sana

 

[Drifter]

Mnyonge mnyongeni, haki yake Mpeni! Kiukweli Konda Boy anapiga kazi! Ni mtu wa kaz kaz, kitu muhimu ni asizidishe mbwembwe na kuvuka mipaka!, Pongezi Paul Makonda kuifufua CCM kwa amsha amsha. Twende mdogomdogo ngoma ikivuma sana inakaribia kupasuka!

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Mkuu hakuna haja ya kujaribu kuupaka rangi mvuke wa jalala. Anachofanya huyo mtu ni aibu tupu. Big embarrassment. Hakuna improvement yoyote inayoweza kufanyika kuboresha huo ujinga unaoendelea. Watanzania wengi ni waungwana. Wanavumilia tu.

Sijui ni kina nani hao wanaowaaminisha watawala wa CCM kuwa idadi kubwa ya Watanzania wana zero IQ kiasi kwamba you can gain popularity through simply insulting their intelligence - using a dunderhead clown!

 

[Kiranga]

The roadways in Simiyu are in good shape as you can see below. We even have sidewalks 😀, pedestrian crossing lights, etc.

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Makonda is given to the dramatics. He tries to outdo himself a lot.

That’s probably why he didn’t pull the same stunt in BRD.

And it’s not like he was in some remote part of the city either. He was smack dab in the middle of it.

He was near this NBC branch, which is just across from a CRDB branch and a TRA office.

So no, it wasn’t because of the roads.

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Dah,

Halafu watu ooh, Gambosh kwa wachawi, hakuna maendeleo.

Kumbe bado kidogo mpate bike lanes kama Cherry Hill, NJ.

 

[barafuyamoto]

Huyu jamaa juzi kapita hapa hometown kwangu, BRD.

Ana bahati nilikuwa nimeenda shambani mida aliyoingia na punda wake la sivyo ningemfurusha.

View: https://youtu.be/HuL99sGZsQU?si=XcITaZdUwXk_d3Tp​

Pulling up in donkey drawn carriages, dump trucks, bodabodas, and whatnots, is not work. It’s perfomative.

CCM is tired and out of ideas and that’s why they’ve resorted to stunts.

And who better to do that than the stuntman himself?

For no self-respecting sane person would do what this Bashite dude is doing.

Going around everywhere and making fake calls to officials doesn’t equal to getting things done.

Those are just publicity stunts aimed at fooling the foolish among us!

Nazidi kuidharau CCM.

Wana bahati sana wanaongoza umma ulio na wapumbavu wengi.

Venting your resentment over social media rather than getting on the field is even a more cowardice act than boarding on a donkey Drawn carriege...
A social media with anonymous ids is becoming a cover for majority of mouthpieces...
Very theatrical people...!!

 

[ChoiceVariable]

Huyu jamaa juzi kapita hapa hometown kwangu, BRD.

Ana bahati nilikuwa nimeenda shambani mida aliyoingia na punda wake la sivyo ningemfurusha.

View: https://youtu.be/HuL99sGZsQU?si=XcITaZdUwXk_d3Tp​

Pulling up in donkey drawn carriages, dump trucks, bodabodas, and whatnots, is not work. It’s perfomative.

CCM is tired and out of ideas and that’s why they’ve resorted to stunts.

And who better to do that than the stuntman himself?

For no self-respecting sane person would do what this Bashite dude is doing.

Going around everywhere and making fake calls to officials doesn’t equal to getting things done.

Those are just publicity stunts aimed at fooling the foolish among us!

Nazidi kuidharau CCM.

Wana bahati sana wanaongoza umma ulio na wapumbavu wengi.

Au siyo? 🤣🤣🤣

View: https://www.instagram.com/reel/CzoTcsEKvvk/?igshid=OTFpbnBnNmJ0NWE4

 

[Matrix19]

Mnyonge mnyongeni, haki yake Mpeni! Kiukweli Konda Boy anapiga kazi! Ni mtu wa kaz kaz, kitu muhimu ni asizidishe mbwembwe na kuvuka mipaka!, Pongezi Paul Makonda kuifufua CCM kwa amsha amsha. Twende mdogomdogo ngoma ikivuma sana inakaribia kupasuka!

P

Kuna siku niliona unalalamika hadi madogo siku hizi wanakutukana.

Sababu ni kuwa unajitakia , jitafakari sana.

Pasco wa JF na Pascal Mayalla wakikutana leo hii watapigana sana, najua umenielewa.