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abiria wote teh teh te

Cool Gentleman said:

Hata uwe na imani kali vipi, huwezi kusali wakati unafanya mapenzi

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we pale lazima usali ukiona hvyo haupo ndoani

Comi said:

Hata uwe mbunifu vipi huwezi kubuni staili nyingine ya kunya zaidi ya kuchuchumaa

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kuna vyoo vya kukaa,au we huwa unapanda then unachuchumaa

Umeona eeh!

Kumbuka............... Hata Mpoki naye anachukua misemo hapa JF!

Hata gari lijae xana dereva hakosi siti

JACADUOGO2. said:

Kumbuka............... Hata Mpoki naye anachukua misemo hapa JF!

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we muongo

Cool Gentleman said:

Mwanaume hata awe bahili vipi, hawezi kumpa mwanamke mimba nusu

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Haaaahhaaaah nice

Hata kunguru ana makinda lakini hawezi kuwa spika wa bunge..

Comi said:

Hata uwe mbunifu vipi huwezi kubuni staili nyingine ya kunya zaidi ya kuchuchumaa

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hahahah!teh teh teh teh

duh...! hii noma

Kumbuka kunguru nae ni ndege lakin habebi abiria

Hata uwe na pea nyingi za viatu huwez kulala navyo kitandani

Hata mwizi afuzu vp wiz hawez kujiibia mwenyewe.

Cool Gentleman said:

Umeme hauna kiuno lakini unaongoza kwa kukatika

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Hahahahaaaaaaa

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