Rais Samia apokea Ndege ya Mizigo, aeleza nia ya Serikali kuboresha Sekta ya Anga kwa miaka mitano ijayo

[Asprin]

Nyerere amefanya maendeleo gani mkuu! Hata ki-TV kumiliki ilikua ishu! Katika marais watano waliopita plus mama samia wanaafazali kuliko nyerere.

Ni swala la umri tu...

 

[BAK]

Kwa sauti ya mwendazake. Maji ya kumwagia ndege siku inayopokelewa yapo kwa wingi lakini ya kuzimia moto hakuna.

Namna hayo magari ya fire yanavyorusha maji juu siku za kupokea ndege, yangefanya hivyo na pale Kariakoo, hakika wangeudhibiti moto kwa muda mfupi...

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Your mom would have done a better job with her 2 inch clit na govi lake kama Dr Gwajima.

I’ll rock your snot box you little punk bitch 🖕.

 

[Chaliifrancisco]

Ila mama kachemka. Hiki chombo angekipokelea Chattle ili kumuenzi Meko na kuhakiki uwanja wetu pendwa kama bado uko imara...

Kuna wadau waliomba uwanja wawe wanatumia kuanikia mpunga sijui kama walikubaliwa.

 

[Prof Griff]

I’ll rock your snot box you little punk bitch 🖕.

Just like how you made your mum cum while she was giving birth to your gay ass?

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Just like how you made your mum cum while she was giving birth to your gay ass?

Like I made your sister cum.

 

[Kimla]

Wakati wa Magufuli, watu walikandya ununuzi wa ndege lakini cha kushangaa leo hadi usku huu tunasifia kupokea Bombandier na kusema ni ushuja.

Swali hivi nikwanini waliokuwa wanakandya yaliyofanyika kipindi kila inagwa hayohayo yanafanyika sasa wanasifia?

Kumbe kama mwananchi na kiongzoi fanya unayoona yanamaana kwani watu unaweza kusakiliza lakini kesho haohao wakakunanga kwa kuchukua ushauri wao

 

[Asprin]

Kuna wadau waliomba uwanja wawe wanatumia kuanikia mpunga sijui kama walikubaliwa.

Hapo itabidi ipigwe kura... maana kuna wengine wanataka iwe sehemu ya ng'ombe zao kuotea jua ili wapate vitamin D.

 

[Watu8]

Kwa sauti ya mwendazake. Maji ya kumwagia ndege siku inayopokelewa yapo kwa wingi lakini ya kuzimia moto hakuna.

Hahah...

Jamaa huwa wanafungua wapo vizuri sana kwenye kuzichapa ndege maji...

Mimaji inaruka juu haswa, wakati siku ile pale K'koo ilichukua muda kweli kuweza kurusha maji kupitia ule uwazi wa juu wa soko

 

[Prof Griff]

Like I made your sister cum.

Don't have one, bitch.

 

[Chaliifrancisco]

Hapo itabidi ipigwe kura... maana kuna wengine wanataka iwe sehemu ya ng'ombe zao kuotea jua ili wapate vitamin D.

Ila hii nchi ngumu sana sio bure waswahili wamesema tutafika mbinguni au motoni tumechoka sana. 😂😂😂

 

[Bad Man Tivu]

Bongo nyoso,Bongo balaa

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Don't have one, bitch.

My bad. You are the sister 🤣.

 

[Prof Griff]

My bad. You are the sister 🤣.

Rocking that thang like mom's clit

 

[plan z]

Umeandika kwa speed sana sijaelewa

 

[Komeo Lachuma]

Derkeness kwa kiingereza ni nini?

 

[Vandetta]

Hizi ndege si ndo zile zile alizoagiza JPM??

 

[Greatest Of All Time]

Ila sijui kwanini hatujifunzi? Kulikuwa na ulazima gani Rais kwenda ndani ya ndege? Hawa wazungu sio wa kuwaamini sana

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Rocking that thang like mom's clit

Come up with something new. You lame AF.

You damn near 60 yrs old…you can do better than these stupid Minnie Mouse insults.

TF is wrong with you? You’re on your monthly or something?

 

[Ngorunde]

Mleta mada, elewa hizi ni miongoni mwa ndege zile zile (11) alizonunua Magufuli.

Hao unaowashangaa ni wapokeaji tu.
"Mwali ni mwali tu...inabidi mzazi ampokee kwa vigelegele hata kama hamtaki".