Sababu za kumbwaga mpenzi wangu Mwanasheria

Kisalilo · Apr 18, 2020

LIKUD said:
Demu anajua vitu vingi hatari . Mpaka mtu mzima nakosa pozi. Kila kitu anajua yeye.

Demu anamjua Hadi Styles P? Nilikuwa sijui kama mama ake na Styles P ni Mzulu WA South Africa demu ndo kanichana yeye kupitia story.

Demu anamjua mpaka Craig Mack WA New Flavour in Ya Ear.

Demu anamjua mpaka Sylvain Wiltord?

Demu anamjua hadi Dennis Edwin. Unamjua Dennis Edwin wewe? Dennis Edwin ni kipa namba mbili wa Prison ya Mbeya msimu wa 2008/2009 or something.

Demu anamfahamu Hadi Anwar Awadh Yule shombe shombe Half Back WA kushoto wa Dar Es Young Africans way back in 1995.

Demu anajua kwanini Said Mwamba aliitwa Kizota.

Demu anamjua Hadi Mohamed Nyalusi. Unamkumbuka Mohamed Nyalusi wewe?

Demu anamjua Hadi Bruce Seldon.

Demu anamjua Hadi Soko Sugi.

Demu anamjua Hadi Mithun Chakrabothy.

Demu anajua Hadi how Madam Agathe Uwiyilingimana was assassinated in 1994.

Demu anajua Hadi picha la Tridev.

Funny enough she was born in 1994.

Kwenye Mambo ya dini nako hayupo nyuma. She can recite Suratul Yaseen or Ayatul Qursy in as much as she can recite the Lord's Prayer which was taught by Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

She is a much know I say. Kwenye ulozi sasa ndo usiseme. Kuna siku alikuwa anaongea na.mtu kwenye simu akamwambia " mbona unanichimba kama mzizi wa muharaka!!???"

Nikamuuliza, baby unaujua Hadi Muharaka?

After that ndo nikagundua demu yupo conscious Hadi kwenye mambo ya ulozi.

Demu anajua Mambo ya ulozi utafikiri Mjukuu WA Binti Ameer.

Wife material hatakiwagi kuwa mjuaji saaana. She has to be the kind of a lady who will ask you when watching football with her " BABY HIVI HUYO NI CHRIS BROWN EEH ?"

Unamjibu nope baby, huyo anaitwa Theo Walcott.

And she replies: OOH REALLY???

Demu unajua mpaka mistari ya KR
This is too much

Achana nae huyo ni tapeli

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Vhagar · Apr 18, 2020

Mtu unaangalia nae movie za kutisha mwanzo mwisho kakodoa tu macho. Hata haogopi na kujificha mgongoni kwako.

LIKUD · Apr 18, 2020

kelvin marcus said:
Kama sababu ni hizo ulizozitaja basi kuna tatizo kwako mkuu ....vitu vyote alivyokutajia unavifahamu tatizo linatoka wapi sasa ...Au ni hiyo mizizi ya muharaka imeshakucorrupt medula oblan'gata mkuu?

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Kina vitu ambavyo Mwanamke wa kuoa hatakiwi kuwa ana vifahamu.

LIKUD · Apr 18, 2020

Kisalilo said:
Achana nae huyo ni tapeli

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Sawa mura

Half american · Apr 18, 2020

LIKUD said:
Nilipe

Nikulipe nini

toughlendon_1 · Apr 18, 2020

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 nigger you fabricated some of the stuffs, that too much for a homie to digest....fuuuuwk...

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Chindy · Apr 18, 2020

LIKUD said:
Demu anajua vitu vingi hatari . Mpaka mtu mzima nakosa pozi. Kila kitu anajua yeye.

Demu anamjua Hadi Styles P? Nilikuwa sijui kama mama ake na Styles P ni Mzulu WA South Africa demu ndo kanichana yeye kupitia story.

Demu anamjua mpaka Craig Mack WA New Flavour in Ya Ear.

Demu anamjua mpaka Sylvain Wiltord?

Demu anamjua hadi Dennis Edwin. Unamjua Dennis Edwin wewe? Dennis Edwin ni kipa namba mbili wa Prison ya Mbeya msimu wa 2008/2009 or something.

Demu anamfahamu Hadi Anwar Awadh Yule shombe shombe Half Back WA kushoto wa Dar Es Young Africans way back in 1995.

Demu anajua kwanini Said Mwamba aliitwa Kizota.

Demu anamjua Hadi Mohamed Nyalusi. Unamkumbuka Mohamed Nyalusi wewe?

Demu anamjua Hadi Bruce Seldon.

Demu anamjua Hadi Soko Sugi.

Demu anamjua Hadi Mithun Chakrabothy.

Demu anajua Hadi how Madam Agathe Uwiyilingimana was assassinated in 1994.

Demu anajua Hadi picha la Tridev.

Funny enough she was born in 1994.

Kwenye Mambo ya dini nako hayupo nyuma. She can recite Suratul Yaseen or Ayatul Qursy in as much as she can recite the Lord's Prayer which was taught by Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

She is a much know I say. Kwenye ulozi sasa ndo usiseme. Kuna siku alikuwa anaongea na.mtu kwenye simu akamwambia " mbona unanichimba kama mzizi wa muharaka!!???"

Nikamuuliza, baby unaujua Hadi Muharaka?

After that ndo nikagundua demu yupo conscious Hadi kwenye mambo ya ulozi.

Demu anajua Mambo ya ulozi utafikiri Mjukuu WA Binti Ameer.

Wife material hatakiwagi kuwa mjuaji saaana. She has to be the kind of a lady who will ask you when watching football with her " BABY HIVI HUYO NI CHRIS BROWN EEH ?"

Unamjibu nope baby, huyo anaitwa Theo Walcott.

And she replies: OOH REALLY???

Demu unajua mpaka mistari ya KR
This is too much

😂😂😂huyo mshakaji wangu sio demu, bora ulivyomtema.

Kichwa Kichafu · Apr 18, 2020

Mkuu huyo si demu tunamuita Google huku uswahilini.

Mjasiri na Mali · Apr 18, 2020

LIKUD said:
Kina vitu ambavyo Mwanamke wa kuoa hatakiwi kuwa ana vifahamu.

Hivyo ndio vitu hatakiwi kuvifahamu?

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Mama Debora · Apr 18, 2020

Da'Vinci said:
😁😁😁😁 Kwani alisema hvo..?

Kuna kitu umenikwaza hivi majuzi, nakuvutia pumzi tu.

Yohimbe bark · Apr 18, 2020

Nimesoma toka mwanzo sikuona shida ila nilipoona kua anajua hadi verse za KR 😂😂😂 my bro mpige chini tuu

Nandinii · Apr 18, 2020

Ahahaha ila sidhani kama kuna wanawake wa namna hiyo mkuu

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Mnazareth · Apr 18, 2020

Si mbaya akijua kila kitu hapa duniani hata akiweza ajue na vilivyopo kwenye sayari nyingine,bado nitajivunia kuwa nae...

Ila tu awe msikivu na mnyenyekevu mwenye hekima anapozungumza ama pale anaponirekebisha..

Na ajue wapi pa kuongea na wapi akae kimya!!Awe na staha katika mazungumzo, akiwa na sifa hzi nitazidi kujivunia tofauti na hapo nitamuona mjuaji tu anayependa mashindano!!

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LIKUD · Apr 18, 2020

pujo said:
Ahahaha ila sidhani kama kuna wanawake wa namna hiyo mkuu

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Wapo

LIKUD · Apr 18, 2020

Mnazareth said:
Si mbaya akijua kila kitu hapa duniani hata akiweza ajue na vilivyopo kwenye sayari nyingine,bado nitajivunia kuwa nae...

Ila tu awe msikivu na mnyenyekevu mwenye hekima anapozungumza ama pale anaponirekebisha..

Na ajue wapi pa kuongea na wapi akae kimya!!Awe na staha katika mazungumzo, akiwa na sifa hzi nitazidi kujivunia tofauti na hapo nitamuona mjuaji tu anayependa mashindano!!

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Much know Hawezi kuwa mstaarabu kiasi hicho. Hakunaga much know WA hivyo duniani

mzabzab · Apr 18, 2020

Da'Vinci said:
Ukweli uliomchungu wanaume wengi hasa wa Afrika hatupendi wanawake wanaojua mengi (Elimu)
Maana tutashindwa kuwatawala na kuwapelekesha tuwezavyo!!

Sasa wee unataka upelekeshwe na mwanamke kaka?

Da'Vinci · Apr 18, 2020

Mama Debora said:
Kuna kitu umenikwaza hivi majuzi, nakuvutia pumzi tu.

Kitu gani hicho broh...?

Half american · Apr 18, 2020

Yohimbe bark said:
Nimesoma toka mwanzo sikuona shida ila nilipoona kua anajua hadi verse za KR [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] my bro mpige chini tuu

Huyo ni mwanaume mwenzie [emoji23] (natania)

LIKUD · Apr 18, 2020

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toughlendon_1 said:
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 nigger you fabricated some of the stuffs, that too much for a homie to digest....fuuuuwk...

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Tatizo umefikiri matukio yote yametokea siku moja.

Nandinii · Apr 18, 2020

LIKUD said:
Wapo

Ahahah duh!! Bs watakuwa ni htry hao

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