Sababu za kumbwaga mpenzi wangu Mwanasheria

kinywanyuku · Apr 18, 2020

Dadeki anamjua Mpaka upara wiltord

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Tajiri Mapesa · Apr 18, 2020

LIKUD said:
Demu anajua vitu vingi hatari . Mpaka mtu mzima nakosa pozi. Kila kitu anajua yeye.

Demu anamjua Hadi Styles P? Nilikuwa sijui kama mama ake na Styles P ni Mzulu WA South Africa demu ndo kanichana yeye kupitia story.

Demu anamjua mpaka Craig Mack WA New Flavour in Ya Ear.

Demu anamjua mpaka Sylvain Wiltord?

Demu anamjua hadi Dennis Edwin. Unamjua Dennis Edwin wewe? Dennis Edwin ni kipa namba mbili wa Prison ya Mbeya msimu wa 2008/2009 or something.

Demu anamfahamu Hadi Anwar Awadh Yule shombe shombe Half Back WA kushoto wa Dar Es Young Africans way back in 1995.

Demu anajua kwanini Said Mwamba aliitwa Kizota.

Demu anamjua Hadi Mohamed Nyalusi. Unamkumbuka Mohamed Nyalusi wewe?

Demu anamjua Hadi Bruce Seldon.

Demu anamjua Hadi Soko Sugi.

Demu anamjua Hadi Mithun Chakrabothy.

Demu anajua Hadi how Madam Agathe Uwiyilingimana was assassinated in 1994.

Demu anajua Hadi picha la Tridev.

Funny enough she was born in 1994.

Kwenye Mambo ya dini nako hayupo nyuma. She can recite Suratul Yaseen or Ayatul Qursy in as much as she can recite the Lord's Prayer which was taught by Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

She is a much know I say. Kwenye ulozi sasa ndo usiseme. Kuna siku alikuwa anaongea na.mtu kwenye simu akamwambia " mbona unanichimba kama mzizi wa muharaka!!???"

Nikamuuliza, baby unaujua Hadi Muharaka?

After that ndo nikagundua demu yupo conscious Hadi kwenye mambo ya ulozi.

Demu anajua Mambo ya ulozi utafikiri Mjukuu WA Binti Ameer.

Wife material hatakiwagi kuwa mjuaji saaana. She has to be the kind of a lady who will ask you when watching football with her " BABY HIVI HUYO NI CHRIS BROWN EEH ?"

Unamjibu nope baby, huyo anaitwa Theo Walcott.

And she replies: OOH REALLY???

Demu unajua mpaka mistari ya KR
This is too much

Ukitaka kumla bata usimchunguze sana

kinywanyuku · Apr 18, 2020

barafuyamoto said:
Duh.
Nami nimejua leo. Kumbe styles P ni msauzi. Ngoja nijiridhishe google.

Ndio ipoje hiyo boss

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Saint Ivuga · Apr 18, 2020

Hahahaaa

Man! That was a Temptetation.
Better keep her off.
Utaaibika:

LIKUD said:
Demu anajua vitu vingi hatari . Mpaka mtu mzima nakosa pozi. Kila kitu anajua yeye.

Demu anamjua Hadi Styles P? Nilikuwa sijui kama mama ake na Styles P ni Mzulu WA South Africa demu ndo kanichana yeye kupitia story.

Demu anamjua mpaka Craig Mack WA New Flavour in Ya Ear.

Demu anamjua mpaka Sylvain Wiltord?

Demu anamjua hadi Dennis Edwin. Unamjua Dennis Edwin wewe? Dennis Edwin ni kipa namba mbili wa Prison ya Mbeya msimu wa 2008/2009 or something.

Demu anamfahamu Hadi Anwar Awadh Yule shombe shombe Half Back WA kushoto wa Dar Es Young Africans way back in 1995.

Demu anajua kwanini Said Mwamba aliitwa Kizota.

Demu anamjua Hadi Mohamed Nyalusi. Unamkumbuka Mohamed Nyalusi wewe?

Demu anamjua Hadi Bruce Seldon.

Demu anamjua Hadi Soko Sugi.

Demu anamjua Hadi Mithun Chakrabothy.

Demu anajua Hadi how Madam Agathe Uwiyilingimana was assassinated in 1994.

Demu anajua Hadi picha la Tridev.

Funny enough she was born in 1994.

Kwenye Mambo ya dini nako hayupo nyuma. She can recite Suratul Yaseen or Ayatul Qursy in as much as she can recite the Lord's Prayer which was taught by Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

She is a much know I say. Kwenye ulozi sasa ndo usiseme. Kuna siku alikuwa anaongea na.mtu kwenye simu akamwambia " mbona unanichimba kama mzizi wa muharaka!!???"

Nikamuuliza, baby unaujua Hadi Muharaka?

After that ndo nikagundua demu yupo conscious Hadi kwenye mambo ya ulozi.

Demu anajua Mambo ya ulozi utafikiri Mjukuu WA Binti Ameer.

Wife material hatakiwagi kuwa mjuaji saaana. She has to be the kind of a lady who will ask you when watching football with her " BABY HIVI HUYO NI CHRIS BROWN EEH ?"

Unamjibu nope baby, huyo anaitwa Theo Walcott.

And she replies: OOH REALLY???

Demu unajua mpaka mistari ya KR
This is too much

kinywanyuku · Apr 18, 2020

LIKUD said:
Nope that is not sexy to me.Huyo demu anatakiwa kuwa na MTU kama Pascal Mayalla au Kiranga a.k.a Nyani Ngabu ndio at least wanaweza kuendana.

Akikutana na Kilazaa kama GENTAMYCINE there will be no hope for the future.

Demu yupo very smart na anajua vitu vingi hatari. Kama ni member WA Jf basi ye FaizaFoxy

Dah umeanzisha vita na gentacymine

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kinywanyuku · Apr 18, 2020

Handsome Rob said:
Nawapenda sana wanawake ambao wapo vizur upstairs, yaan manz kwenye siasa yupo, michezo yupo, mapenz yupo, uchumi yupo n.k nikikaa na manz kama huyo hua naenjoy sana na hanichoshi..

Kuna manz wa kitaa nlishawah mpga chini kwasababu ilikua kila nikiwa nae hana stori za maana zaidi ya udaku tu mara Diamond kafanya hv mara cjui Wolper anatoka na flani cjui nn dah nikaona huyu hanifai hata kidg.. Na mpk leo sijawah kumwambia kwann nlimpiga chini..

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Hata Mimi nawapenda sana

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Lion01 · Apr 18, 2020

Ndo yanayonikuta mimi, kitu ninachoongea ni kumsupport yeye, kwa sababu ye kila kitu anaona ndo anajua na mimi ndo namwacha aendelee kujiona mwamba, bahati nzuri hanioni kama kilaza kwa sababu kitabu nimemzid kidogo

LIKUD said:
Demu anajua vitu vingi hatari . Mpaka mtu mzima nakosa pozi. Kila kitu anajua yeye.

Demu anamjua Hadi Styles P? Nilikuwa sijui kama mama ake na Styles P ni Mzulu WA South Africa demu ndo kanichana yeye kupitia story.

Demu anamjua mpaka Craig Mack WA New Flavour in Ya Ear.

Demu anamjua mpaka Sylvain Wiltord?

Demu anamjua hadi Dennis Edwin. Unamjua Dennis Edwin wewe? Dennis Edwin ni kipa namba mbili wa Prison ya Mbeya msimu wa 2008/2009 or something.

Demu anamfahamu Hadi Anwar Awadh Yule shombe shombe Half Back WA kushoto wa Dar Es Young Africans way back in 1995.

Demu anajua kwanini Said Mwamba aliitwa Kizota.

Demu anamjua Hadi Mohamed Nyalusi. Unamkumbuka Mohamed Nyalusi wewe?

Demu anamjua Hadi Bruce Seldon.

Demu anamjua Hadi Soko Sugi.

Demu anamjua Hadi Mithun Chakrabothy.

Demu anajua Hadi how Madam Agathe Uwiyilingimana was assassinated in 1994.

Demu anajua Hadi picha la Tridev.

Funny enough she was born in 1994.

Kwenye Mambo ya dini nako hayupo nyuma. She can recite Suratul Yaseen or Ayatul Qursy in as much as she can recite the Lord's Prayer which was taught by Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

She is a much know I say. Kwenye ulozi sasa ndo usiseme. Kuna siku alikuwa anaongea na.mtu kwenye simu akamwambia " mbona unanichimba kama mzizi wa muharaka!!???"

Nikamuuliza, baby unaujua Hadi Muharaka?

After that ndo nikagundua demu yupo conscious Hadi kwenye mambo ya ulozi.

Demu anajua Mambo ya ulozi utafikiri Mjukuu WA Binti Ameer.

Wife material hatakiwagi kuwa mjuaji saaana. She has to be the kind of a lady who will ask you when watching football with her " BABY HIVI HUYO NI CHRIS BROWN EEH ?"

Unamjibu nope baby, huyo anaitwa Theo Walcott.

And she replies: OOH REALLY???

Demu unajua mpaka mistari ya KR
This is too much

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kinywanyuku · Apr 18, 2020

mkorinto said:
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Dah ww jamaa umenifanya nicheke acha hizo

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carbamazepine · Apr 18, 2020

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GODZILLA · Apr 18, 2020

Hao wajuaji ndio wazuri!

Mimi sipendi mtu wa kuuliza uliza maswali kana kwamba kichwani mwake pamejaa hewa tupu!

Angalau mtu wa kufundisha watoto tuhisabati wakiwa nyumbani!

Mtu hata kuwasha taa hajui mpaka akuulize! Wa nini sasa mwishowe utamtandika makofi kwa kukupandisha ghadhabu!

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Fildmashal · Apr 18, 2020

Huyo ndio wakuoa mana hapo ndani umbea hautapata nafasi.

MIGUGO · Apr 18, 2020

Demu mnyamwezi sana itakuwa.Ningempata ningefurahi sana.

Afu awe na nywele za asilia mithili ya miss Mendoza.

Ila huyu demu atakuwa kwao boys wengi na obvious mtoto wa dar.

Mchizi utakuwa unamboa sana demu na minguo yako midosho.

Jadda · Apr 18, 2020

client3 said:
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And that’s why we pretend not to know a lot! Ili mutuwowe!!

Kwa kweli acha waigiziwe tu maana ndicho wanachotaka hicho !!

Jadda · Apr 18, 2020

Don Clericuzio said:
For a 1994 kid, that is exaggeration.

Kid? Dah!

Basi Sawa

Jadda · Apr 18, 2020

Don Clericuzio said:
Ni relative term, usishangae.

Sawa Boss

Don Clericuzio · Apr 18, 2020

Zoë said:
Sawa Boss

Nimeipitia hiyo post yako mara mbili, nahisi uko sahihi.

Shimba ya Buyenze · Apr 18, 2020

Jael said:
Haya sapiosexual.

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Ulinitisha na chuki zako dhidi ya mafurushi furushi miye mpaka nikaogopa. Huwezi jua sasa hivi si ajabu hata ufurushi wote ungekuwa ushaniisha nimerudi kwenye mstari....

Nakulaumu !!!

Atoto · Apr 18, 2020

SHIMBA YA BUYENZE said:
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Ulinitisha na chuki zako dhidi ya mafurushi furushi miye mpaka nikaogopa. Huwezi jua sasa hivi si ajabu hata ufurushi wote ungekuwa ushaniisha nimerudi kwenye mstari....

Nakulaumu !!!

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Its never too late dear.

Shimba ya Buyenze · Apr 18, 2020

kinywanyuku said:
Dah umeanzisha vita na gentacymine

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Pengine hajui moto wa POPOMA [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji2099][emoji2099][emoji2099][emoji2099]

Shimba ya Buyenze · Apr 18, 2020

Jael said:
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Its never too late dear.

A yu siriazi?

Bakia salama mpendwa; na naomba damu ya Yesu Kristu ikulinde dhidi ya Korona wewe pamoja na wapendwa wako wote [emoji1545][emoji1545][emoji1545]

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