Sababu za kumbwaga mpenzi wangu Mwanasheria

Sababu za kumbwaga mpenzi wangu Mwanasheria

LIKUD said:
Demu anajua vitu vingi hatari . Mpaka mtu mzima nakosa pozi. Kila kitu anajua yeye.

Demu anamjua Hadi Styles P? Nilikuwa sijui kama mama ake na Styles P ni Mzulu WA South Africa demu ndo kanichana yeye kupitia story.

Demu anamjua mpaka Craig Mack WA New Flavour in Ya Ear.


Demu anamjua mpaka Sylvain Wiltord?

Demu anamjua hadi Dennis Edwin. Unamjua Dennis Edwin wewe? Dennis Edwin ni kipa namba mbili wa Prison ya Mbeya msimu wa 2008/2009 or something.


Demu anamfahamu Hadi Anwar Awadh Yule shombe shombe Half Back WA kushoto wa Dar Es Young Africans way back in 1995.

Demu anajua kwanini Said Mwamba aliitwa Kizota.


Demu anamjua Hadi Mohamed Nyalusi. Unamkumbuka Mohamed Nyalusi wewe?

Demu anamjua Hadi Bruce Seldon.

Demu anamjua Hadi Soko Sugi.


Demu anamjua Hadi Mithun Chakrabothy.

Demu anajua Hadi how Madam Agathe Uwiyilingimana was assassinated in 1994.

Demu anajua Hadi picha la Tridev.

When did u know that lions are nuctornal? She knew it since the days of Pontius of Pilates.

Funny enough she was born in 1994.

Kwenye Mambo ya dini nako hayupo nyuma. She can recite Suratul Yaseen or Ayatul Qursy in as much as she can recite the Lord's Prayer which was taught by Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

She is a much know I say. Kwenye ulozi sasa ndo usiseme. Kuna siku alikuwa anaongea na.mtu kwenye simu akamwambia " mbona unanichimba kama mzizi wa muharaka!!???"

Nikamuuliza, baby unaujua Hadi Muharaka?

After that ndo nikagundua demu yupo conscious Hadi kwenye mambo ya ulozi.

Demu anajua Mambo ya ulozi utafikiri Mjukuu WA Binti Ameer.

Wife material hatakiwagi kuwa mjuaji saaana. She has to be the kind of a lady who will ask you when watching football with her " BABY HIVI HUYO NI CHRIS BROWN EEH ?"

Unamjibu nope baby, huyo anaitwa Theo Walcott.

And she replies: OOH REALLY???

Demu unajua mpaka mistari ya KR
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Mkuu usipate shida, tafuta form four failure muweke ndani
Huyo atakuona wewe ndio mjuvi wa kila kitu na utasujudiwa sana
 
Chifyono said:
Mkuu usipate shida, tafuta form four failure muweke ndani
Huyo atakuona wewe ndio mjuvi wa kila kitu na utasujudiwa sana
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Kujua vitu sio tatizo tatizo NI kuwa muchknow. U muchknow unaweza kusababisha familia nzima kuchukua Kwa sababu ya mjinga mmoja
 
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unaskia "kwani baby ulicheki magnetic core reactors halafu vile viwaya viwili green na red huo sometimes vinaachia kutokana na msukumo kama ziko sawa je uliziweka kwenye conditions nzuri vipi steam zipo kwenye jotoridi linalotakiwa ili ziisaidia ku operate halafu baby uwe unajifunza kutokana na makosa au ujinga wako mtaalamu gani SASA wa masuala ya engineering cryogenics kama hivo vitu vdogo vinskusumbua

hata mtaalamu mmoja wa filosofia alisema hivyo jifunze kutokana na makosa yako hapo muuhuni Upo tu unamtizama usoni akiongea unaishia kusemema kudadekii
 
GODZILLA said:
Hao wajuaji ndio wazuri!

Mimi sipendi mtu wa kuuliza uliza maswali kana kwamba kichwani mwake pamejaa hewa tupu!

Angalau mtu wa kufundisha watoto tuhisabati wakiwa nyumbani!

Mtu hata kuwasha taa hajui mpaka akuulize! Wa nini sasa mwishowe utamtandika makofi kwa kukupandisha ghadhabu!

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Mwenzio anataka mbulula

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LIKUD said:
Demu anajua vitu vingi hatari . Mpaka mtu mzima nakosa pozi. Kila kitu anajua yeye.

Demu anamjua Hadi Styles P? Nilikuwa sijui kama mama ake na Styles P ni Mzulu WA South Africa demu ndo kanichana yeye kupitia story.

Demu anamjua mpaka Craig Mack WA New Flavour in Ya Ear.


Demu anamjua mpaka Sylvain Wiltord?

Demu anamjua hadi Dennis Edwin. Unamjua Dennis Edwin wewe? Dennis Edwin ni kipa namba mbili wa Prison ya Mbeya msimu wa 2008/2009 or something.


Demu anamfahamu Hadi Anwar Awadh Yule shombe shombe Half Back WA kushoto wa Dar Es Young Africans way back in 1995.

Demu anajua kwanini Said Mwamba aliitwa Kizota.


Demu anamjua Hadi Mohamed Nyalusi. Unamkumbuka Mohamed Nyalusi wewe?

Demu anamjua Hadi Bruce Seldon.

Demu anamjua Hadi Soko Sugi.


Demu anamjua Hadi Mithun Chakrabothy.

Demu anajua Hadi how Madam Agathe Uwiyilingimana was assassinated in 1994.

Demu anajua Hadi picha la Tridev.

When did u know that lions are nuctornal? She knew it since the days of Pontius of Pilates.

Funny enough she was born in 1994.

Kwenye Mambo ya dini nako hayupo nyuma. She can recite Suratul Yaseen or Ayatul Qursy in as much as she can recite the Lord's Prayer which was taught by Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

She is a much know I say. Kwenye ulozi sasa ndo usiseme. Kuna siku alikuwa anaongea na.mtu kwenye simu akamwambia " mbona unanichimba kama mzizi wa muharaka!!???"

Nikamuuliza, baby unaujua Hadi Muharaka?

After that ndo nikagundua demu yupo conscious Hadi kwenye mambo ya ulozi.

Demu anajua Mambo ya ulozi utafikiri Mjukuu WA Binti Ameer.

Wife material hatakiwagi kuwa mjuaji saaana. She has to be the kind of a lady who will ask you when watching football with her " BABY HIVI HUYO NI CHRIS BROWN EEH ?"

Unamjibu nope baby, huyo anaitwa Theo Walcott.

And she replies: OOH REALLY???

Demu unajua mpaka mistari ya KR
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Mimi hii juzi imenikuta naifanay kumuhack binti kwa kutumia whatsap web dk 5 nyingi aka logout hata sikuona nilichotaka nifukunyue huko..hahha wadada sikuhizi ni wadadisi sana wa vijimambo
 
luckyline said:
Kweli wanaume mtachomwa na moto wa petrol , juzi tu mlisema mnataka wanawake kwenye matako makubwa.

Mkalala usingizi kuamka mkasema wanawake kwenye matako makubwa hawana akili, wana probability kubwa ya kuzaa watoto vilaza.
Leo wanawake wanasheria wajuaji sana hawafai kwa kuoa.

Rafiki yangu alinambia ukifika wakati wa kuoa ni lazima ataoa mwanasheria, akikosekana atalazimika kula doctor.

Nikamuuliza sababu akajibu hawa ndo wanawake wenye akili ambao wana uwezo mkubwa wa Ku argue. Anasema anataka akiongea kitu sometimes apate challenge.

Wewe umepata mwanamke kichwa unafanya kazi unamkataa

Wewe ni nani kumkataa mdada wa hivyo[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
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Kuna mtu alisema kamwe hawezi oa nurse wala police na hataki mfupi, nikasema kila raheri sasa mkewe ni nurse na ni mfupi bora Ulweso, siku moja baada ya kuoa nikamkumbusha mzee kulikoni eti acha tu ndiyo nilishaoa [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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Ulweso said:
Kuna mtu alisema kamwe hawezi oa nurse wala police na hataki mfupi, nikasema kila raheri sasa mkewe ni nurse na ni mfupi bora Ulweso, siku moja baada ya kuoa nikamkumbusha mzee kulikoni eti acha tu ndiyo nilishaoa [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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😀😀😀😀😀😀😀life haiko fair
 
Zoë said:
Africa ni wanaume wachache sana wanaotaka wanawake wa hivyo, wengi wao hawataki wanawake wawape challenge maana hiyo kwao wanaitafsiri as kupandwa kichwani hivyo wengi wao wanataka wale wanawake ambao kila kitu ni "ndiyo mume wangu".
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Nachojiwa wanawake wanasheria wanyenyekevu sana kwenye mahusiano. Hili na wewe unalijua ukianzia kwa kiongozi utapata jibu
 
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LIKUD said:
Demu anajua vitu vingi hatari . Mpaka mtu mzima nakosa pozi. Kila kitu anajua yeye.

Demu anamjua Hadi Styles P? Nilikuwa sijui kama mama ake na Styles P ni Mzulu WA South Africa demu ndo kanichana yeye kupitia story.

Demu anamjua mpaka Craig Mack WA New Flavour in Ya Ear.


Demu anamjua mpaka Sylvain Wiltord?

Demu anamjua hadi Dennis Edwin. Unamjua Dennis Edwin wewe? Dennis Edwin ni kipa namba mbili wa Prison ya Mbeya msimu wa 2008/2009 or something.


Demu anamfahamu Hadi Anwar Awadh Yule shombe shombe Half Back WA kushoto wa Dar Es Young Africans way back in 1995.

Demu anajua kwanini Said Mwamba aliitwa Kizota.


Demu anamjua Hadi Mohamed Nyalusi. Unamkumbuka Mohamed Nyalusi wewe?

Demu anamjua Hadi Bruce Seldon.

Demu anamjua Hadi Soko Sugi.


Demu anamjua Hadi Mithun Chakrabothy.

Demu anajua Hadi how Madam Agathe Uwiyilingimana was assassinated in 1994.

Demu anajua Hadi picha la Tridev.

When did u know that lions are nuctornal? She knew it since the days of Pontius of Pilates.

Funny enough she was born in 1994.

Kwenye Mambo ya dini nako hayupo nyuma. She can recite Suratul Yaseen or Ayatul Qursy in as much as she can recite the Lord's Prayer which was taught by Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

She is a much know I say. Kwenye ulozi sasa ndo usiseme. Kuna siku alikuwa anaongea na.mtu kwenye simu akamwambia " mbona unanichimba kama mzizi wa muharaka!!???"

Nikamuuliza, baby unaujua Hadi Muharaka?

After that ndo nikagundua demu yupo conscious Hadi kwenye mambo ya ulozi.

Demu anajua Mambo ya ulozi utafikiri Mjukuu WA Binti Ameer.

Wife material hatakiwagi kuwa mjuaji saaana. She has to be the kind of a lady who will ask you when watching football with her " BABY HIVI HUYO NI CHRIS BROWN EEH ?"

Unamjibu nope baby, huyo anaitwa Theo Walcott.

And she replies: OOH REALLY???

Demu unajua mpaka mistari ya KR
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LIKUD said:
Demu anajua vitu vingi hatari . Mpaka mtu mzima nakosa pozi. Kila kitu anajua yeye.

Demu anamjua Hadi Styles P? Nilikuwa sijui kama mama ake na Styles P ni Mzulu WA South Africa demu ndo kanichana yeye kupitia story.

Demu anamjua mpaka Craig Mack WA New Flavour in Ya Ear.


Demu anamjua mpaka Sylvain Wiltord?

Demu anamjua hadi Dennis Edwin. Unamjua Dennis Edwin wewe? Dennis Edwin ni kipa namba mbili wa Prison ya Mbeya msimu wa 2008/2009 or something.


Demu anamfahamu Hadi Anwar Awadh Yule shombe shombe Half Back WA kushoto wa Dar Es Young Africans way back in 1995.

Demu anajua kwanini Said Mwamba aliitwa Kizota.


Demu anamjua Hadi Mohamed Nyalusi. Unamkumbuka Mohamed Nyalusi wewe?

Demu anamjua Hadi Bruce Seldon.

Demu anamjua Hadi Soko Sugi.


Demu anamjua Hadi Mithun Chakrabothy.

Demu anajua Hadi how Madam Agathe Uwiyilingimana was assassinated in 1994.

Demu anajua Hadi picha la Tridev.

When did u know that lions are nuctornal? She knew it since the days of Pontius of Pilates.

Funny enough she was born in 1994.

Kwenye Mambo ya dini nako hayupo nyuma. She can recite Suratul Yaseen or Ayatul Qursy in as much as she can recite the Lord's Prayer which was taught by Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

She is a much know I say. Kwenye ulozi sasa ndo usiseme. Kuna siku alikuwa anaongea na.mtu kwenye simu akamwambia " mbona unanichimba kama mzizi wa muharaka!!???"

Nikamuuliza, baby unaujua Hadi Muharaka?

After that ndo nikagundua demu yupo conscious Hadi kwenye mambo ya ulozi.

Demu anajua Mambo ya ulozi utafikiri Mjukuu WA Binti Ameer.

Wife material hatakiwagi kuwa mjuaji saaana. She has to be the kind of a lady who will ask you when watching football with her " BABY HIVI HUYO NI CHRIS BROWN EEH ?"

Unamjibu nope baby, huyo anaitwa Theo Walcott.

And she replies: OOH REALLY???

Demu unajua mpaka mistari ya KR
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Kama anamjua mpka Craig Mack Hebu Nipe namba zake aisee. Akutane na Mwana hip hop mwenzie hapa sio Wewe mbongo fleva
 
Demu mjuaji kuliko ni tatizo,,atakuona bwege,.mwishoni anakudharau....
 
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