Sakata la Usiku wa Oscars: Jada Smith avunja ukimya, Mauzo ya Show za Chris Rock yaongezeka

[Atoto]

Ningekuwa Chris pale will smith ananiambia ''keep my wife out of your mouth" ningemuuliza
"So you don't want your wife in my mouth but are totally okay with My dik being in your wife's mouth?"

Ndio maana hukuwa yeye maana yeye angalau anayo adabu.

 

[Mcqueenen]

Ndio maana hukuwa yeye maana yeye angalau anayo adabu.

Adabu=uoga=uboya

 

[Nafaka]

Uzungu ukizidi kuna upoyoyo ndani yake.. Hii kitu open marriage kwangu haipo inakinzana na principles zangu zoote.

Kwakweli hata mimi naona ni uzwazwa

 

[makaveli10]

Hiyo open marriage naona ni upuuz tu kama mapenz yanawashinda bora kuachana tu

Yes, kila mtu ashike lwake maisha yasogee.

Huwezi kuwa mwanadamu wa kawaida kukibali huu upuuzi.

Unataka kikojoleo, mwenzio anakwambia kiache kipoe kinauma saana kimetoka kufukunyuliwa na baharia hapo kati.

 

[Kelsea]

Yes, kila mtu ashike lwake maisha yasogee. Huwezi kuwa mwanadamu wa kawaida kukibali huu upuuzi.

Unataka kikojoleo, mwenzio anakwambia kiache kipoe kinauma saana kimetoka kufukunyuliwa na baharia hapo kati.

Huu ni ujinga wa kiwango cha lami

 

[makaveli10]

Huu ni ujinga wa kiwango cha lami

Sikumbuki jina la movie ila kuna movie demu na mchizi wako kwemye mHusiano ya namna hiyo mwishowe mmoja yakamshinda.

 

[Kelsea]

Sikumbuki jina la movie ila kuna movie demu na mchizi wako kwemye mHusiano ya namna hiyo mwishowe mmoja yakamshinda.

[emoji23][emoji23] lazima yamshinde hii kitu si mchezo

 

[Kelsea]

Sikumbuki jina la movie ila kuna movie demu na mchizi wako kwemye mHusiano ya namna hiyo mwishowe mmoja yakamshinda.

Kumbuka bwana unitajie jina niitafute

 

[MUSINGA]

Wabongo bwana mnajadili Jada kuliwa ilhali wapenzi wenu wanaliwa kila siku na hamna la kufanya

 

[cocastic]

Ilibidi abutuliwe kama Mbasha alivyobutuliwa..unamtaniaje mtu namna ile

Pale hakua ana mtania, ila alikua anamsimanga na kumdhalilisha tyuuh.

 

[cocastic]

Hivi Jada pinket ndo mama mzazi wa kina willow na Jaden Smith?

Ndyooooooooh.

 

[cocastic]

Wazungu hawakutaka ujinga[emoji23] inaboa kweli inakua kama wao ndio wa kwanza kuwa mapenzini. Ila familia ya Will naona imechizika yote kuanzia wazaz hadi watoto.

Afu mie naipenda ile family hadi baas, wako real mnoo, hawajui na hawataki kufake wanaishi kiuhalisia.

Nawapa pongezi sanaa.

 

[cocastic]

Ndio maana hukuwa yeye maana yeye angalau anayo adabu.

Kabisaaaa yaan.

 

[cocastic]

Wabongo bwana mnajadili Jada kuliwa ilhali wapenzi wenu wanaliwa kila siku na hamna la kufanya

Sema wee mwenzangu, yaan hii ya open marriage ikija huku kuna watu sijui wataweka wapi suraa zao lol

 

[James Comey]

Yani haya mapenzi ni kama Willy anaforce aisee.

Will ali smile na kucheka Ila jada akakunja sura will akachange kilichofata ndi kile. Inawezekana unachosema ni kweli.

Jada ni kama vile anantawala Smith...

 

[James Comey]

Will naye anazingua tu, ana moyo wa kustahimili mke wake kuliwa lakini anashindwa kustahimili utani tu kwa mkewe [emoji1787][emoji1787]
Chris itabdi naye akamle tu Jada apunguze uchungu

Na 2 pac ?

 

[Kelsea]

Na 2 pac ?

Nadhan anamsemea Alsina

 

[Kelsea]

Pale hakua ana mtania, ila alikua anamsimanga na kumdhalilisha tyuuh.

Sahihi...mm ningekua Will angeipata fresh zaidi ya ile

 

[cocastic]

Sahihi...mm ningekua Will angeipata fresh zaidi ya ile

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] kabisaa yaan.

 

[SteveMollel]

Will ali smile na kucheka Ila jada akakunja sura will akachange kilichofata ndi kile. Inawezekana unachosema ni kweli.

Jada ni kama vile anantawala Smith...

Sure, mkuu. Haihitaji masters kuliona hili.

Huyu jamaa ukute anavutwa hata masikio wakiwa nyumbani.