Siku ulipoachana na mpenzi wako ulimwambia neno gani?

[Tanayzer]

Alikutosa nini mkuu

Ndiyo mkuu siunajua ukiwa chalii makes ya ufundi mengi sana

 

[Zero IQ]

Ndiyo mkuu siunajua ukiwa chalii makes ya ufundi mengi sana

Pole sana mkuu

 

[Hawachi]

Kafie mbali, mwananyoro wee, mxeeeww %^$#@?)(*&^%$#

Umeandika kwa uchungu pole sana🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Sergeant Stonebridge]

kuachana na mtu
huwa siku zote kuna
nafsi mbili
(nafsi moja huona inadhurumiwa na nyingine inaona imefanya maamuzi sahihi ingawa pia roho inaweza kuwa inamuuma kwa huo uamuzi)

hapo kwa lugha nyingine ni vita baina ya nafsi mbili zilizopenda na sasa zinageuka kuwa maadui

Kila neno utakalomwambia mwenzako ili muachane basi lengo huwa ni moja tu
KUMUUMIZA coz hakuona wala kutambua
thamani yako

Kwa hiyo unamwambia neno ili limchome moyoni mwake

Hahahaha mie nilimwbia neno moja tu
MCHAWI!

 

[Tanayzer]

Pole sana mkuu

Shukrani mkuu angalau tupo mbali kutomuona inasaidia mno

 

[afande kifimbo]

SIJAWAHI ACHA...MMOJA ALITIA KUNIACHA..BAADAE AKARUDI MWENYEWE YANI NKAMMRUDISHA HALAFU MI NDIO NKALA BATI MAZIMA..ILA SIJAMUACHA...ILA MMIEZI SITA ISHAKATA NAMSAHAU ILA SIJAMUACHA...NINA WENGINE WENGI TU ILA SIJAMUACHA.IN SHPRT SIACHAGI MWANAMKE KWA MANENO AU TEXT...MI NAFANYA YANGU TU KAMA AKINITEXT POA ASIPONITEXT POA

 

[Atoto]

Hata sikumbuki.

 

[Zigardin]

Siku ulipoachana na mpenzi wako ulimwambia Neno gani?

1:Sikupendi
2:Sikuhitaji
3:Tuachane
4:Nimepata mwingine



Cc Zero IQ.

Ukimwambia huna hela, ye mwenyewe atajiongeza na kukuacha.

 

[rikiboy]

SIJAWAHI ACHA...MMOJA ALITIA KUNIACHA..BAADAE AKARUDI MWENYEWE YANI NKAMMRUDISHA HALAFU MI NDIO NKALA BATI MAZIMA..ILA SIJAMUACHA...ILA MMIEZI SITA ISHAKATA NAMSAHAU ILA SIJAMUACHA...NINA WENGINE WENGI TU ILA SIJAMUACHA.IN SHPRT SIACHAGI MWANAMKE KWA MANENO AU TEXT...MI NAFANYA YANGU TU KAMA AKINITEXT POA ASIPONITEXT POA

Kumbe wanaume kuacha kimya kimya ndo zetu ila huwa wanateseka sana wadada...![emoji28][emoji28][emoji28]

 

[Smart Guy]

Chapa Malapa huko wajifanya mzuuuuurii kwanza sura yenyewe kama ya anko j

 

[Ezekia Lameck]

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She: Please usinitext tena.

Me: I can't babe I luv u.

She: Jus told u sikuhitaji...

Me: Babe pls I need u.

She: We don' t cheat on people we need jinga wewe..

Me: But I told u she claimed she has sweeter pussy than urs. I had to prove it, na alidanganya muda wote nilikua namwambia how wrong she is.

She: You r crazy. U kno dat? U gon cheat on me with that silly ass story?? Go fck urself

Me: Babe I been fckn maself for a month now. Nionee huruma.

Me: Babe...

Me: Mke

Me: Hun?

Me: Dear...?

Me: Unariiiiiinga chogo kama mkuki.

 

[stickvibration]

Enzi zetu sie ilikuwa hakuna simu
Siku naachana na mwali wangu cha kwanza nilimwambia “SIKU NIKIKUONA MTAANI KWETU CHA MOTO UTAKIONA”
Huku nae akinijibu “MTU MZIMA HATISHIWI NYAU”
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[hip hop uchwara]

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