Siku ya Kwanza Kuongea Kiingereza mbele ya Kadamnasi kidogo nizimie

[kadoda11]

mambo ya "you beka wait me there there,i will pass you over.beka nisubiri hapo hapo,nitakupitia.

 

[Dejane]

hiz kura pia noma, kama kuna ticha mmoja wakati tupo o level walikuja wazungu kutoka marekani walileta vitabu, walimu wakawa wanajitambulisha paredi, maadam mmoja alisema 'my name is madaam sanga, am married by two childrens'

Hhhhaaaa

 

[SOCIETY'S FOCUS]

Ungegonga kiroba kingetiririka kama maji yaelekeayo bondeni !

hasa kiroba cha valuu kile ni balaa, utaongea non stop mpaka semina itaisha

 

[and 300]

duuh kwa kweli unastahili pongezi mimi mbona ningetoka NDUKI tu kwani Seminar presentation ilikuwa na marks ngapi? sidhani kama zinazidi marks 10

 

[utafiti]

Siku moja tupo kwenye seminar ya koz moja inaitwa rural agricultural economy maarufu kama YELLOW BOOK kwa waliosoma SUA wataelewa, basi picha moja ilikua imebandikwa ukutani ikapulizwa upepo ikadondoka chini jamaa kule mbele akiwa na maiki alisema "what is that, ooh the picture drop down without becouse" basi tulicheka sana

Hahahahaha duh mkuu nimecheka mpaka watu wananishangaa

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

duuh kwa kweli unastahili pongezi mimi mbona ningetoka NDUKI tu kwani Seminar presentation ilikuwa na marks ngapi? sidhani kama zinazidi marks 10

Kwa hiyo hizo maksi 10 ungesema 'potelea mbali, acha nizikose tu' kuliko kuadhirika mbele ya watu?

Mnanichekesha kweli leo!

 

[Moisemusajiografii]

Kama kuna walimu wa kiingereza humu fundisheni kwa prompt speeches,drama groups,vitabu vingi n.k. Uzoefu uongezeke,dah!

 

[and 300]

mimi marks 10 zisingenifanya nidhalilike mbele ya mademu na ukizngatia chuo nilikuwa tozi balaa si unajua nilikuwa napata hela kila kona Bodi ya mikopo, Home na kwa bro na ndegu wengine, sema sasa maisha yashanichapa sina ujanja.

 

[Clueless14]

Ukiongea kingereza mbele ya watu lazima sauti ipande na kushuka kama mrs beytunga kalemera ktk video 😂😂😂
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R1Ka3WtV-tc

 

[Sammy]

Hahahahahahaha!

 

[mij]

Nakumbuka jamaa kabla ya seminar alikariri sana , sasa wakati wa presentation akasau neno basi akakauka mpaka dakika zake zimekwisha akarudi kukaa, class nzima iliangua kicheko.. seminar leader akampa zero out of ten..... jamaa aliporudi rum akasema ''leo nimeumbuka na kwa mtindo ctapata demu tena hapa chuo.''


mwingine aliwahi sema:

why? then akajibu because kwa sababu.

Yaan mambo ya seminar acha tu.

 

[Ndebile]

Kiingereza cha kuongea ni sheeedah!

 

[clasi]

Nakumbuka miaka ya nyuma nilishawahi kwenda Interview ya Bank Teller CRDB pale Azikiwe daah sijui ndo kiingereza au uoga maana nilikuwa nikiulizwa swali najibu kwa sauti kubwa kama napiga ADHANA MSIKITINI (Swalaa Swalaa saa 11 alfajiri) mpaka yule HR akaniambia ndugu hebu RELAX hiii sio vita!! si unajua tena umemaliza shule umekaa mtaani kazi huna ghafla uaitwa interview wee nilikremu vitu balaa kufika tu mi natapika hata nisivyoulizwa

 

[connections]

umenichekesha sana clasi kama nakuona vile mishipa ilivyokutoka na bahasha yako ya khaki

 

[Power to the People]

Ungegonga kiroba kingetiririka kama maji yaelekeayo bondeni !

Kuna mmoja alikunywa sijui nini, wakati huo kulikuwa hakuna viroba kaanza fresh katikati kaanza kutupia kichaga, hata lecturer alikauka kwa kucheka

 

[Dina]

Nakumbuka miaka ya nyuma nilishawahi kwenda Interview ya Bank Teller CRDB pale Azikiwe daah sijui ndo kiingereza au uoga maana nilikuwa nikiulizwa swali najibu kwa sauti kubwa kama napiga ADHANA MSIKITINI (Swalaa Swalaa saa 11 alfajiri) mpaka yule HR akaniambia ndugu hebu RELAX hiii sio vita!! si unajua tena umemaliza shule umekaa mtaani kazi huna ghafla uaitwa interview wee nilikremu vitu balaa kufika tu mi natapika hata nisivyoulizwa

Yaani umeniacha sina mbavu....

 

[The Boss]

interesting..

 

[MO11]

job true true

 

[MOSSAD II]

mtoa mada umenikumbusha mbali sana aisee mimi nitabaki kumlaumu Nyerere kwa kung'ang'ania Kiswahili shu;e za Msingi (Nursery/pre-school mpaka Std. 7). Hao mademu nao makauzu sana wanakuchekaje kwani wao walikuwa wanakijua KIZUNGU?

mbona mnapenda kumsingizia nyerere? unataka kusema waliosoma kipindi cha nyerere hawajui kiengereza ila waliosoma kipindi cha mtalii kikwete ndiyo mnajua kiingereza? nyerere ndiye aliyeanzisha shule za kata?

 

[Mr.Junior]

Siku moja tupo kwenye seminar ya koz moja inaitwa rural agricultural economy maarufu kama YELLOW BOOK kwa waliosoma SUA wataelewa, basi picha moja ilikua imebandikwa ukutani ikapulizwa upepo ikadondoka chini jamaa kule mbele akiwa na maiki alisema "what is that, ooh the picture drop down without becouse" basi tulicheka sana

Daaaah!!! Yaani ninacheka sana.