Siku ya Kwanza Kuongea Kiingereza mbele ya Kadamnasi kidogo nizimie

[warumi]

Uwiii........

Majanga

 

[warumi]

You you say, but me I'm don't know

We nae nini sasa?

 

[warumi]

Hahahaaaa muulize le mutuz alivotoka jasho kwenye upara alipokuwa anaongea kiingereza kuomba kura za ubunge wa EAC

Who telled you? Aahahah ahah lugha hii ya malkia ni shidaa

 

[warumi]

Hhhhaaaa

Aaaaah aaa duh watu wamepinda sana

I sawed results yesterday, i passed away aaaaaaaa

 

[mugajamii]

We nae nini sasa?

Ni moja ya mistari niliyoikumbuka baada ya kusoma mada hiyo

 

[warumi]

Ni moja ya mistari niliyoikumbuka baada ya kusoma mada hiyo

My ribs, aaaaaaah aaaaa , dah aya bhna

 

[mugajamii]

Kuna mmoja tukiwa form one wakati huo kulikuwa na 'no English no service' rule, siku hiyo jamaa alisahau daftari, mwalimu kafika kwa mwanafunzi aliyekuwa mbele ya huyo jamaa, akaulizwa where is your exercise book akajibu I forgot it home, sasa ilipofika za much yake hakujua yule jamaa wa mbele alisemaje, alipoulizwa akasema I dolilo. Class nzima ilipasukiwa na kicheko

 

[Onduru Ogy]

Ngoja namimi nikumbuke jamaa alikuwa anawasilisha proposal ya research project yake..ile anaulizwa bajeti akaropoka Three Laki....kizingu cha laki tatu kimepotea mbele ya hadhara.

 

[Alola]

Hahaaaa kuna mwingine mbunge wa cuf viti maalum alitishaaaa

ai am married with 3 cribs...havingi a nowleji in politiko sayansi and pablic relashionship. Mai deili bledi ai am a konstrakta. I hev a kompani noni azi Tanzania Yangi Lediz Intapraizez

 

[AdvocateFi]

Kwa vijana wa UDSM kushindwa ngeli siwezi kushangaa sana pale ukienda hata ni kipanga wa ngeli lazima ufulie,

 

[Kichwa Ndio Mtu]

Mtakuja kuniua na mada zenu jamani. Hapa tumbo linauma,nimecheka sana. Usiku wangu usingekua mzuri leo kama nisingesoma hii mada.

 

[muuza ubuyu]

Siku moja tupo kwenye seminar ya koz moja inaitwa rural agricultural economy maarufu kama YELLOW BOOK kwa waliosoma SUA wataelewa, basi picha moja ilikua imebandikwa ukutani ikapulizwa upepo ikadondoka chini jamaa kule mbele akiwa na maiki alisema "what is that, ooh the picture drop down without becouse" basi tulicheka sana

Hahahaaaa, mkuu kitu cha Prof. Mlambiti nn?

 

[Rumburia]

Mimi nakumbuka tulikuwa tunawasilisha seminar ya IT. Swali lilikuwa "what is folder" hapo tupi first year. Mwasilishaji alitafuta maneno yote yakagoma kuja japo alimeza usiku mzima. Gafla akajibu folder is like a kabati, where there are cups, plates and so on" alipomaliza jasho lilikuwa linamtoka balaa. Ikabid mwl. amwambie kakae. Kiingereza si mchezo.

 

[Bobumikwara]

Mkuu umenifurahisha aisee.Volume nadhani ilikua mpaka mwisho kama unaamrisha gwaride.

 

[muuza ubuyu]

Who telled you? Aahahah ahah lugha hii ya malkia ni shidaa

Question tag sasa, 'Yo took my pen, tookn't you?

 

[warumi]

Question tag sasa, 'Yo took my pen, tookn't you?

I sawed the results, i passed away

 

[mfojogwatema]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha mbavu zangu miee......sema sio mbaya..tunajifunza kulingana na makosa...I go,I come. why because

 

[madream]

Hahaaahaaa Nimecheka sana aiseee! Without because akimaanisha bila sababu au!!??

Daaa umenifanya nilale kwa furaha Leo.kingereza ni noma

 

[utafiti]

Nakumbuka miaka ya nyuma nilishawahi kwenda Interview ya Bank Teller CRDB pale Azikiwe daah sijui ndo kiingereza au uoga maana nilikuwa nikiulizwa swali najibu kwa sauti kubwa kama napiga ADHANA MSIKITINI (Swalaa Swalaa saa 11 alfajiri) mpaka yule HR akaniambia ndugu hebu RELAX hiii sio vita!! si unajua tena umemaliza shule umekaa mtaani kazi huna ghafla uaitwa interview wee nilikremu vitu balaa kufika tu mi natapika hata nisivyoulizwa

Hahaha dah aisee naonekana chizi huku kwa kucheka

 

[SOCIETY'S FOCUS]

Hahaha dah aisee naonekana chizi huku kwa kucheka

I want to question u, what is Biology?