Simu ya baba

Baba: calling --------------

Mimi: Hallo, shkamoo mzee wangu.

Baba: Marahaba, hujambo?

Mimi: Mimi sijambo mzee, vipi huko wazima?

Baba: Huku wazima tumetingwa na kilimo hapa. Vipi wewe mbona sikuelewi, simu hupigi hadi mimi nikupigie sio? huna vocha au?

Mimi: Aaaah$$,$:! Hapana nisamehe baba huwa nipo busy mara nyingi.

Baba: Sawa, sasa unasubiri mpaka nife ndo uoe? Fanya mpango basi 😎.

Mimi: Usijali baba mwaka hauishi nawaleteaa 🤣🤣.

Baba: Changamka bhana unaniangusha. Mtoto wa mzee Kanyara, yule ana watoto wawili we upo tu, unazungua mshenzI wewE 😎hivi uchangamke 🤬.

Baba: Call ended.

Aliyeanzisha kampeni ya "Kataa ndoa" ana mke na watoto wawili. Msidanganyane mitandaoni

mr_stev001 said:

Baba: calling --------------

Mimi: Hallow shkamoo mzee wangu

Baba: Marahaba hujambo

Mimi: Mimi sijambo mzeee vipii huko wazima ?

Baba: Huku wazima tumetingwa nakilimo hapa vipii wew mbona sikuelew simu hupigi adi mimi nikupigie sio huna vocha au

Mimi: Aaaah$$,$:!Apana nisamehe baba huwa nipo busy mara nyingi

Baba: Sawa sasa unasubili mpaka nife ndo uoe fanya mpango basi 😎

Mimi : Usijali baba mwaka hauishi nawaleteaa 🤣🤣

Baba : Changamka bhana unaniangusha mtoto wa mzee kanyara yule anawatoto wawili we upo tyu unazungua mshenz wew 😎hivi uchangamke 🤬

Baba: Call ended

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Mwambie Dingi yako hivi KATAA NDOA, ndoa ni ndoano.

Alafu huku wewe ni mhamasishaji wa kataa ndoa

Vitalis Msungwite said:

Aliyeanzisha kampeni ya "Kataa ndoa" anawanawake wawili. Msidanganyane mitandaoni

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sio kweli bado sijaoa

holy holm said:

Mwambie Dingi yako hivi KATAA NDOA, ndoa ni ndoano.

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Haaaa akisha kaa kwenye misimamo huwez mchomoaaa 😂

Baba: Sawa sasa unasubili mpaka nife ndo uoe fanya mpango basi 😎
Mimi : Usijali baba mwaka hauishi nawaleteaa 🤣🤣

Huyuhuyu kijana ndo yupo JF Kila Uzi anaandika kataa ndoa.. ndoa uhuni...ndoa usanii😎

:Kwa kweli nakataa ndoa ila napend mbususu"

Mwambie mzee " I will marry when i want"

amadala said:

Baba: Sawa sasa unasubili mpaka nife ndo uoe fanya mpango basi 😎
Mimi : Usijali baba mwaka hauishi nawaleteaa 🤣🤣

Huyuhuyu kijana ndo yupo JF Kila Uzi anaandika kataa ndoa.. ndoa uhuni...ndoa usanii😎

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nani huyo anaandika kataa ndoa

Gily said:

:Kwa kweli nakataa ndoa ila napend mbususu"

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Acha kufaninisha mbususu na vitu vya kijinga