Simulizi: Zawadi - Sehemu ya 1-7

[Ngwanakilala]

Mkenya mkenya gani huyo?!Alafu we tangu lini mi nikawa mtu wa kuiga?!Kama mpaka leo bado hujanijua vizuri nadhani muda wa kwenda kanisani bado.Tutaongea baadae...umeniboa sana kunifananisha na copy n paste wako uliozoea!!

Alafu hii tabia ya kukasirika haraka inabidi uache-how many times do we have to talk about this?. Yule mkenya GF wa Kevin umemsahau jinsi alivyomwagia Kevin wine mbele za watu kwenye harusi ya Abuu na Zulfa? Unatafuta sababu tu ili leo usiku usinipe haki yangu.

 

[Dr Lizzy]

Alafu hii tabia ya kukasirika haraka inabidi uache-how many times do we have to talk about this?. Yule mkenya GF wa Kevin umemsahau jinsi alivyomwagia Kevin wine mbele za watu kwenye harusi ya Abuu na Zulfa? Unatafuta sababu tu ili leo usiku usinipe haki yangu.

Arrrrrrg...umeshaniboa.Alafu nikijisikia kukasirika na kasirika...usinipangie chakufanya.Kama ni haki katafute mahakamani.

 

[Ngwanakilala]

Arrrrrrg...umeshaniboa.Alafu nikijisikia kukasirika na kasirika...usinipangie chakufanya.Kama ni haki katafute mahakamani.

hahhahaha alafu we bwana unapenda kunionea sana una moods kama mama ako mdogo Betty. basi bwana tutaongea kesho hasira zako zikiisha!

 

[Dr Lizzy]

hahhahaha alafu we bwana unapenda kunionea sana una moods kama mama ako mdogo Betty. basi bwana tutaongea kesho hasira zako zikiisha!

Kumbe nakufurahisha ehhh?!

Eti tutaongea kesho hasira zikiisha!!Unategemea zitajimaliza zenyewe!?Kama zilijileta zenyewe haya subiria hiyo kesho!!

 

[lodikasaji]

Nasubiria kwa hamu!!

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nikimaliza zawadi yangu ndipo nawe utapata ya kwako...

 

[Dr Lizzy]

nikimaliza zawadi yangu ndipo nawe utapata ya kwako...

Hapo unakua hunitendei haki kabisa...unaonaje na wewe ukinipa kidogo kidogo?!

 

[lodikasaji]

Hapo unakua hunitendei haki kabisa...unaonaje na wewe ukinipa kidogo kidogo?!

si wajua chovya chovya umaliza... So utamu wa zawadi usije isha mapema!

 

[Dr Lizzy]

si wajua chovya chovya umaliza... So utamu wa zawadi usije isha mapema!

Basi na mimi niaitishe huu uonjo nnaowapa hapa mpaka ukamilike.....?

 

[Ngwanakilala]

Kumbe nakufurahisha ehhh?!

Eti tutaongea kesho hasira zikiisha!!Unategemea zitajimaliza zenyewe!?Kama zilijileta zenyewe haya subiria hiyo kesho!!

ooohh sikujua kuwa ni jukumu langu kuzipunguza hizo hasira wooow now you are teaching me how to be naughty boy - kumbe ndio maana unapenda ule wimbo wa common rude boy boy can you get it up! take it take it luv me luve me! Hahahaha yaani penzi lako ni kama the entire universe. it will take me my entire life to explore your luv na wala sitamaliza.

 

[Dr Lizzy]

ooohh sikujua kuwa ni jukumu langu kuzipunguza hizo hasira wooow now you are teaching me how to be naughty boy - kumbe ndio maana unapenda ule wimbo wa common rude boy boy can you get it up! take it take it luv me luve me! Hahahaha yaani penzi lako ni kama the entire universe. it will take me my entire life to explore your luv na wala sitamaliza.

Mhuuu!!Mhuuu!!Mhuu!!
Vizuri umeanza kujua majukumu yako.

 

[Dr Lizzy]

Sehemu ya nne kwenye blue....

 

[Ngwanakilala]

With you everyday is a new day. Yani kila mwaka naonaga kama niko na demu mpya. sijui ulijifunza wapi haya mapenzi shatashata. maza angu anajidai hakupendi tatizo siwezi kumueleza mambo ya chumbani yanayonifanya nikufie na kuchanganyikiwa juu yako. kwako sisikii la kuambiwa!

 

[Dr Lizzy]

With you everyday is a new day. Yani kila mwaka naonaga kama niko na MSICHANA mpya. sijui ulijifunza wapi haya mapenzi shatashata. maza angu anajidai hakupendi tatizo siwezi kumueleza mambo ya chumbani yanayonifanya nikufie na kuchanganyikiwa juu yako. kwako sisikii la kuambiwa!

Hahahahah.....nimefurahi sasa hivi maana umeanza kujirudi!!Kwahiyo hata kosa ulilofanya hapo juu nilipoandika kwa herufi kubwa nakusamehe.Mwambie mazee hana ujanja maana mimi ndio mkwe...

Check out sehemu ya nne and tell me whatsup.....!

 

[klorokwini]

Hahahahaha!!
Ngwana bana...thanks for making my umm...night!!!Endelea kunichangamsha nimmalizie Zawadi wa leo!!

hahahahaha! Making you smile is all that i ever want and ever need. my happiness is secondary-it comes from making you happy. What i like the most is your mind. Your mind is an investment that is worth more than money. An investment that mature with time like stocks and bonds! LOL

Hahaha...Ngwana usinifanye niache kuandika hapa na kuanza kurudia rudia kusoma maneno yako!!

Umebarikiwa kuwa na maneno mazuri...asante sana!!

Maneno mazuri kama wewe. i am just like you. you are just like me. mimi na wewe mmmmhh! we go together just like hands and gloves. hahahahaha!

Hahahahaha!!!
Wow...from a sweetheart to a comedian?!What&#8216;s next.....?!

from a sweetheart to a sweetheart. Whats next? CHURCH.............

Hahahha...and what is that you wanna do in church?!Preach?!

How can i preach wakati wewe unakuja na bridesmaid 4 na mimi nakuja na best man 4. Alafu rafiki zako inabidi uache kuwasikiliza. najua wanakuambia he is a player, he dont wifey em. Uplayer niliacha the day i saw you 4 the first time kama jinsi ucomedian wako ulivyo go out the door when you saw me 4 the first time. LOL

i still remember the fist day we saw each other kwenye ile birthday party ya Lulu. ulikuwa kila ukipita mbele yangu unajikwaa, mara urudishe nywele nyuma. Nikajua - she got it bad. nikaku sweep off your feet. within a month facebook yako ikasema -Lizzy changed her relationship status. hahahaha!

Hahahaha...

Come on...yani wewe unadhani nilijakwaa kwaajili yako?! I was tired...the place was crowded and I was in heels..what else did you expect?!And FYI that other trick wasn&#8216;t meant for you but you did notice me so I gotta give you credit for that!!FB status nilibadilisha baada ya wewe kuandika andika sana kwenye wall yangu mpaka nikaanza kuulizwa maswali na watu wangu...nia ilikua kukujulisha i&#8216;m not interested ila mjamaa ukakomaa tu!!

Now I won&#8216;t lie and say you ain&#8216;t got game couse you got me gone bwoi.Kwahiyo church ntakuwepo...ila ukimkodolea mtu mwingine tu macho siku huyo nakuogesha na wine ukumbini.

Duuh yani ile style ya yule dada Mkenya ya kummwagie BF wake wine mbele za watu kila wanapogambana sasa unataka kuileta kwetu? wooow wasichana kwakuigana.

Sasa kama ulikuwa hujikwaikwai kwa ajili yangu mbona nilipokuita ulikuja haraka tukaongea mpaka tukahamia kwenye gari yangu. Ukajidai miguu inakuuma ukavua viatu ili tu nione hiyo miguu ilivyomizuri. Mtoto mchokozi sana wewe. Ila from our first conversation nilijua unampenda sana mama ako nikajua the way to Lizzy heart is thru her mother ndio maana nilikuwa najipendekeza kwa maza ako kishenzi. Na kweli tricky yangu ikazaa matunda. hahahaah

Mkenya mkenya gani huyo?!Alafu we tangu lini mi nikawa mtu wa kuiga?!Kama mpaka leo bado hujanijua vizuri nadhani muda wa kwenda kanisani bado.Tutaongea baadae...umeniboa sana kunifananisha na copy n paste wako uliozoea!!

Alafu hii tabia ya kukasirika haraka inabidi uache-how many times do we have to talk about this?. Yule mkenya GF wa Kevin umemsahau jinsi alivyomwagia Kevin wine mbele za watu kwenye harusi ya Abuu na Zulfa? Unatafuta sababu tu ili leo usiku usinipe haki yangu.

Arrrrrrg...umeshaniboa.Alafu nikijisikia kukasirika na kasirika...usinipangie chakufanya.Kama ni haki katafute mahakamani.

hahhahaha alafu we bwana unapenda kunionea sana una moods kama mama ako mdogo Betty. basi bwana tutaongea kesho hasira zako zikiisha!

Kumbe nakufurahisha ehhh?!

Eti tutaongea kesho hasira zikiisha!!Unategemea zitajimaliza zenyewe!?Kama zilijileta zenyewe haya subiria hiyo kesho!!

ooohh sikujua kuwa ni jukumu langu kuzipunguza hizo hasira wooow now you are teaching me how to be naughty boy - kumbe ndio maana unapenda ule wimbo wa common rude boy boy can you get it up! take it take it luv me luve me! Hahahaha yaani penzi lako ni kama the entire universe. it will take me my entire life to explore your luv na wala sitamaliza.

Mhuuu!!Mhuuu!!Mhuu!!
Vizuri umeanza kujua majukumu yako.

With you everyday is a new day. Yani kila mwaka naonaga kama niko na demu mpya. sijui ulijifunza wapi haya mapenzi shatashata. maza angu anajidai hakupendi tatizo siwezi kumueleza mambo ya chumbani yanayonifanya nikufie na kuchanganyikiwa juu yako. kwako sisikii la kuambiwa!

Hahahahah.....nimefurahi sasa hivi maana umeanza kujirudi!!Kwahiyo hata kosa ulilofanya hapo juu nilipoandika kwa herufi kubwa nakusamehe.Mwambie mazee hana ujanja maana mimi ndio mkwe...

Check out sehemu ya nne and tell me whatsup.....!

Khaaaa! Zawadi na Mwalim Samea bana!

 

[Elia]

Khaaaa! Zawadi na Mwalim Samea bana!

Umewaona eee! Tunamtafuta sana huyo mwalimu

 

[Elia]

Sipitali gani hiyo????
na mimi niende aniattend huyo Dr,
You described her as if i was looking at her!
Thanks
Neno kwa neno nasubiri 5

 

[Ngwanakilala]

Hahahahah.....nimefurahi sasa hivi maana umeanza kujirudi!!Kwahiyo hata kosa ulilofanya hapo juu nilipoandika kwa herufi kubwa nakusamehe.Mwambie mazee hana ujanja maana mimi ndio mkwe...

Check out sehemu ya nne and tell me whatsup.....!

Daaah ndio nimemaliza kusoma sehemu ya nne. niliisoma mara mbili maana nikisoma hiki kisa huwa najisikia tuko wote sebuleni, dim lights, BIG PAPA niko kifua wazi, mama umevaa t-shirt only. CD ya Adina Howard inaimba kwa mbaali si unajua sisi - we are old skull.

Sehemu ya nne nayo ni master piece. hii ngoma tunaweza kuja kuifanya movie. MGM Presents in association with 20th Century Fox. Yaaani mtoto mind yako iko very entertaining. Unaikosha roho yangu.

 

[Dr Lizzy]

Khaaaa! Zawadi na Mwalim Samea bana!

Hahahhaha...asante Kloro...angalau najua umenisoma!!

 

[Dr Lizzy]

Sipitali gani hiyo???

na mimi niende aniattend huyo Dr, <br />
You described her as if i was looking at her!
Thanks
Neno kwa neno nasubiri 5

Elia ningekwambia ila sidhani kama mwenyewe angependa hosp ijae watu wanaotaka kumuona tu badala ya wanahitaji tiba.

 

[Dr Lizzy]

Daaah ndio nimemaliza kusoma sehemu ya nne. niliisoma mara mbili maana nikisoma hiki kisa huwa najisikia tuko wote sebuleni, dim lights, BIG PAPA niko kifua wazi, mama umevaa t-shirt only. CD ya Adina Howard inaimba kwa mbaali si unajua sisi - we are old skull.

Sehemu ya nne nayo ni master piece. hii ngoma tunaweza kuja kuifanya movie. MGM Presents in association with 20th Century Fox. Yaaani mtoto mind yako iko very entertaining. Unaikosha roho yangu.

Goodmorning/afternoon Ngwana.You know what bwoi... you are ruining your chances of ever finding another girl in here if i ever drop you couse they won‘t stand the comparison.Lolzz...I kid...I kid!!

Nwy i‘m glad you guys like sehemu ya nne aswell...nasubiria siku nikimaliza niwape nafasi ya kuichambua maana sasa hivi hata hamkosoi!!