Siwezi kwenda msibani na ndevu

[Robot la Matope]

UKIPENDA BOGA PENDA NA UA LAKE:

Alifika mwanaume akiwa ana hema ametoka kazini kabla ya muda wa kawaida,akamwambia mke wake Jiandae haraka tuna safiri kwenda mbeya,

Mke akamuuliza kuna nini?? Akajibu mama amefariki..

Mke akamwambia mi siwezi kwenda kilioni nikiwa hivi, akaenda saluni akaweka nywele vizuri na kubandika kope za macho, aliporudi akaanza kupanga nguo, akamuuliza mmewe hv mama yako amefariki na nini??

Mume wake akamwambia mama yangu hana kitu nimetoka kuongea nae sasa hv...

Mke akahamaki si umeniambia kuwa kuna msiba?? Akajibiwa kuwa mama yako ndio kafariki, mke akaanza kugalagala na kupiga kelele, niwahishe haraka nyumbani nikamzike mama nisije kuta wamezika.,

Mume wake akamwambia siwezi kwenda msibani nikiwa hv..subiri nikanyoe ndevu...

 

[Leak]

Aisee ..

 

[Leonard Robert]

Mwanaume unalipiza kisasi cha kitoto

 

[skorokoro]

Nimecheka saaaaaana.aiseeee.vijana mna taabu sana nyieee.

 

[housegirl]

Me naonaga shida kuita watu wengine mama.... Mama yangu tu ndo anaitwa mama

 

[Msigazi Mkulu]

Jamaa alisahau kuzima simu akiwa msikitini anaswali GHAFLA simu ikaita akaingiza mkono ili aikate, kwa bahat mbaya akaminya cha kupokelea, alipohangaika kuzima akajikuta kaminya laudspika ikasikika sauti 'ETI HONEY UMESEMA NIWEKE KITIMOTO KIASI GANI? 😄😄😄🙆🙆🙆🙆

 

[mikatabafeki]

Duuuuhhhhhhhhhh............

 

[Robot la Matope]

Duuuuhhhhhhhhhh............

Kuna vichaaa wanaoa machizi

 

[Babynice]

Hahaaaa Jf jamani mwanifurahisha

 

[Robot la Matope]

Hahaaaa Jf jamani mwanifurahisha

Karibu tena. Ukija home kabisaaa ndo utafurahi zaidi Babynice

 

[Zee la Nyeti]

Dah hii ya leo kali!

 

[Robot la Matope]

Dah hii ya leo kali!

Dawa ya kiburi jeuri




AhahahahahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaAaa

 

[Babynice]

Kali mnoo maana me. nilikua nimenuna zangu nimejikuta nasmile loh@zee la nyeti

 

[Zee la Nyeti]

Dawa ya kiburi jeuri




AhahahahahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaAaa

Naaaaaam!

 

[Gojaga Nize]

That was cool

 

[tamuuuuu]

Mambo za jf hizo bana.

 

[kashakala]

Duh sipat picha ilikuaje

 

[Robot la Matope]

Duh sipat picha ilikuaje

Mpande baba Mwenye mji akanyoe ndevu hapooo

 

[hill and portion]

Jamaa alisahau kuzima simu akiwa msikitini anaswali GHAFLA simu ikaita akaingiza mkono ili aikate, kwa bahat mbaya akaminya cha kupokelea, alipohangaika kuzima akajikuta kaminya laudspika ikasikika sauti 'ETI HONEY UMESEMA NIWEKE KITIMOTO KIASI GANI? 😄😄😄🙆🙆🙆🙆

Hhhhhhaa mkuuu nimecheka mpaka machozi duuuu

 

[mtz daima]

Not realistic ............