Special thread: Interesting (best) Quotes | Misemo yenye hekima ndani yake, Nukuu

[GIUSEPPE]

One thing about being a stand-up is it's a one-man show. You gotta do everything. You're the producer, writer, director, and the actor. You just gotta be out there and perform and give your all. It's such an honest form of art that it just taught me so much, and it kind of prepared me for manhood at an early age.

 

[Ototo]

Happiness start with you.
Not with your girlfriend,
Not with your money,
Not with your job,
But with you.

 

[mgen]

Ukitaka kujua tabia ya mwanao angalia rafiki zake!

 

[Sijali]

Siku mbaya ya jogoo, ni pale anapooshwa miguu!

 

[Juma chief]

"Kubaini mapungufu ya mwenzako,haimaanishi mapungufu yako yamekwisha....."..

 

[PrinceH]

Ukitaka kula, basi lazima nawewe uliwe-Jk
Kama hamna mia mbili, basi ogeleeni-JPM

 

[JMWAKA]

Kama umeshindwa kufanya jambo kubwa basi Fanya jambo dogo kwa namna kubwa

 

[mo effect]

Moderator jamiiforums invisible nilianzisha uzi kama huu kitambo

Kwahiyo tufanyeje..?

 

[Jipu]

Wema ni nusu ya ujinga

 

[Calulator]

Ukitaka kula kubali kuliwa..[emoji1] JK

 

[MC Chere]

-Utasemaje unaweza,wakati haujafanya?

-Hata sifuri pia ni maksi,ni tofauti na asiyefanya.

-Usijisifu kuwa tajiri ukamdharau maskini,maana bila yeye kuwa maskini wewe usingeitwa tajiri.

By,mimi.

 

[mgen]

Mdomo haufungwi kwa plaster [emoji40] au ban Bali kwa hoja!
[emoji4]

 

[Marlex Jr El]

Hapa kazi tu by JPM

 

[Moi Dinya]

When poverty enters through the door, love escapes through the window....

 

[Kapo Jr]

kope huzuia madhala mbali mbali katika jicho kwa udogo wake

 

[mgen]

Usipo jua umuhimu wa makalio kalia kichwa!
[emoji4]

 

[Jimena]

ccm ni janga la taifa

Duuh

 

[sevelina]

the strongest man in the world is the one who stand alone-ngugi wa thiong'o

Ni Henrik Ibsen

 

[robert dauda mugunda]

"Ndoa ni makubaliano ya wapumbavu wawili" Katunzi

 

[Mr.Wenger]

Vipo vingi vya kumuomba Mungu kabla hujamuomba utajiri-Hamis Mwinjuma