Team single tunateseka

[47pro]

Kwanini upo singo, au ni mzee wa bao la mkono?

Hahaha.... Huyo atakua mshika mic a.k.a microphone murderer.

 

[Evelyn Salt]

Hahaha.... Huyo atakua mshika mic a.k.a microphone murderer.

Shemeji yetu sabuni teh

 

[47pro]

Shemeji yetu sabuni teh

Hahaha jina Lake geisha.

 

[Evelyn Salt]

Hahaha jina Lake geisha.

Mwenyewe anampenda kumuacha hawezi lol

 

[47pro]

Mwenyewe anampenda kumuacha hawezi lol

Haha... Kushika mic siyo mchezo

 

[JembePoli]

Mwenzio nimegegeda Leo usiku mzima mtoto wa geti baba yake na mama yake wamesafiri kwenda mkoani

Afadhari nimekujua kijana nikirudi..nakupigeni ndoa ya mkeka mazafanta nyie

 

[Wapoti]

Jamani hii hali ya hewa mvua na kibaridi team single tunateseka sana. Wale wenye wake zao ndo wakati wa kututambia huu utasikia kwanini hauoi?

Akyanani baridi linalonipiga nimeamua kutafuta mke.

Kumbe wanawake ni mablanket?

 

[Maisha pesa]

Kwanini upo singo, au ni mzee wa bao la mkono?

Niko single kwa sababu sijapata mke

 

[Maisha pesa]

Kwani wanaofuga kuku ndo pekee wanaokula kuku????

Kamata mmoja barabarani huko kachinje.

Ungekuja wewe ukanirahisishia kazi

 

[Maisha pesa]

Mke hatafutwi kipindi iki cha baridi,kipindi hiki n cha mimba tuuuh.

Teh teh kwani mimba inaingia bila gegedo?

 

[Maisha pesa]

Wewe kavu nini? Na those guys from polar regions wote Wameoa?


When you are dead, you don't even know that you are dead. It's only pain for others. Same thing apply when you are stupid.

Mkuu nipe mkeo

 

[nsanzu]

Kazi ipo kweli kweli

 

[angelita]

Ungekuja wewe ukanirahisishia kazi

Maelewano tu kwani nini pesa iwepo tu.

 

[Maisha pesa]

Maelewano tu kwani nini pesa iwepo tu.

Shs ngapi unataka?

 

[Iceberg9]

Jamani hii hali ya hewa mvua na kibaridi team single tunateseka sana. Wale wenye wake zao ndo wakati wa kututambia huu utasikia kwanini hauoi?

Akyanani baridi linalonipiga nimeamua kutafuta mke.

Kipi haswa kinakushinda kukamata wako,umtafunee bila papara, chumvi, limao na pilipili kwa mbali, nini haswa umeshindwa kuwinda, muombe BITOZ akupe mikakati ya uwindaji,maana alishaleta thread kibao za jinsi ya kuwinda kwa mafanikio....

 

[angelita]

Shs ngapi unataka?

Sema uwezo wako kama muitaji.

 

[Maisha pesa]

Kipi haswa kinakushinda kukamata wako,umtafunee bila papara, chumvi, limao na pilipili kwa mbali, nini haswa umeshindwa kuwinda, muombe BITOZ akupe mikakati ya uwindaji,maana alishaleta thread kibao za jinsi ya kuwinda kwa mafanikio....

Niitie BITOZ anipe maujanja

 

[Maisha pesa]

Hahaha.... Huyo atakua mshika mic a.k.a microphone murderer.

Kwani mic inamaliza baridi? Umri huo nshapita

 

[Maisha pesa]

Shemeji yetu sabuni teh

Hayo mambo ya wavulana kina 47 pro

 

[Maisha pesa]

Sema uwezo wako kama muitaji.

Mnh! Milioni moja