Throwback Thursday...

[Muzine]

Huu uzi wa wahengaaa pooh kwaherini

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Ngoja nimalizie savvana yangu.

 

[Muzine]

Uber ndio habari ya mjini, usihangaike ukaishia na drink driving charge, wacha tugawane ridhiki tuwape vijana wa Uber

Ooh basi mambo mukide mukideeee

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Hivi hilo chimbo bado lipo?

Kuna chimbo jingine lilikuwa linaitwa Igongwe....siku hizi halipo tena. Ila enzi hizo lilibamba sana!!

Maryland inasonga bado

 

[RRONDO]

Hapo ndio huwa watu wananikosa mtaani nikishajifungia kutazama movie, zamani nikiulizwa hobby yangu kitu gani nilikua najing'atang'ata lakini sasa hivi kabla muulizaji hajamalizia sentensi ya mwisho, natamka MOVIE.

Nna mpango wa kurudia Series ya Homeland na In The Interest Of The National ( Hamiliton), bila kumsahau Largo Winch.

Kuna siku chache zilizopita DSTV nikaibabatiza Enter The Dragon ya Bruce Lee, Jim Kelly nikaiangalia yote. Nime-enjoy sana kwani zamani nilikuwa interested na zile ngumi tu kumbe kuna story behind!

 

[The Monk]

Wewe jamana bhana ndio maana kuna watu wanasema uko hapa tunakula wote vumbi! Kuna vijiwe unavijua hata sisi wala vumbi hatuvijui!

Nyani Ngabu humuwezi mzee wa intelijensia huyo, habari zote muhimu anazo. Ikija kwenye viwanja ndio usiseme.

 

[RRONDO]

Huu uzi wa wahengaaa pooh kwaherini

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Hio mishkaki mbona mikavu hivyo si utakwamwa?!!! Ngoja nikupitishe hapo Coco Beach upate fillet mshkaki wa ukweli.

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Wewe jamana bhana ndio maana kuna watu wanasema uko hapa tunakula wote vumbi! Kuna vijiwe unavijua hata sisi wala vumbi hatuvijui!

Hahahahaaaaa!!

Mazee....mimi Dar ni mzawa! Sikuja ukubwani.

Nadhani wengi huwa hawalijui hilo. Wakiona na rep Ikungulyabashashi basi wanadhani mi Mkoromije!

Dar is my hometown! Born and bred!!!!

 

[RRONDO]

Nyani Ngabu humuwezi mzee wa intelijensia huyo, habari zote muhimu anazo. Ikija kwenye viwanja ndio usiseme.

Ha ha ha ha jamaa simuwezi. Anaweza kukutumia picha sasa hivi yuko Calabash jioni akatuma ya Drive gani sijui huko ATL

 

[RRONDO]

Hahahahaaaaa!!

Mazee....mimi Dar ni mzawa! Sikuja ukubwani.

Nadhani wengi huwa hawalijui hilo. Wakiona na rep Ikungulyabashashi basi wanadhani mi Mkoromije!

Dar is my hometown! Born and bred!!!!

Nafikri siku chache unazokaa huwa unazitendea haki starehe!

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Hio mishkaki mbona mikavu hivyo si utakwamwa?!!! Ngoja nikupitishe hapo Coco Beach upate fillet mshkaki wa ukweli.

Hmm!! Coco beach? Siku hizi pamefulia mbaya! Najuta hata kwa nini nilienda hapo!

 

[Muzine]

Hio mishkaki mbona mikavu hivyo si utakwamwa?!!! Ngoja nikupitishe hapo Coco Beach upate fillet mshkaki wa ukweli.

Hii mishikaki acha kabisaa ni mitamu sijui ina limbwataaaa hata sitak fillet naona haina ladha labda nunduuu

 

[RRONDO]

Hmm!! Coco beach? Siku hizi pamefulia mbaya! Najuta hata kwa nini nilienda hapo!

Pamechoka haswa, ila ile mishkaki kiwango chake ni kile kile.

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Ha ha ha ha jamaa simuwezi. Anaweza kukutumia picha sasa hivi yuko Calabash jioni akatuma ya Drive gani sijui huko ATL

Mambo ya leo hayo....

 

[RRONDO]

Mambo ya leo hayo....

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Mkuu tualikane basiiii

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Uber ndio habari ya mjini, usihangaike ukaishia na drink driving charge, wacha tugawane ridhiki tuwape vijana wa Uber

Hivi adhabu ya DUI bongo ni nini?

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Maryland inasonga bado

Ebana eh! Salute kwa kweli! Chimbo la longi sana hilo.

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Nafikri siku chache unazokaa huwa unazitendea haki starehe!

Siku chache? Miezi miwili ni siku chache kwa vacation?

Uzuri ni kwamba huwa nakuja si chini ya mara mbili kwa mwaka.

 

[The Monk]

Mambo ya leo hayo....

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Mwaliko upo au ni kama kule ikungu la bashashi tunajisogeza tu baadae. Kwa bata hauna mpinzani.

RRONDO yuko sahihi, likija suala la kutumbua raha, unalipa uzito unaostahili. Hata hivyo tunaishi sasa, kufurahia maisha muhimu.

 

[Kasie]

Jeez Kasie...umenifanya nicheke kama mwehu.....umepiga pale pale! Oh i wish i could turn back the hands of time!

Hahahahaaa basi acha na mie niendelee kutabasamu kimya kimya nyuma ya keyboard.

Ingekuwa ni michezo ya kitoto ningesema nimekudalika kidali poo na umelala nacho au nimekubamba wakati tunacheza kombolela na ndo unazinga sasa. ...

Catch you.

 

[Kasie]

Kasie muhenga, busara zimejaa tele. Ila kila siku namwambia akimaliza kuranda randa koooote mie nnamsubiria tumalizie uzee pamoja.

Hivi Sam, huu usemi wako unausema zaidi ya mara mbili sasa nakusikia. Uko sirias kweli niufanyue kazi au ni masikhara?