TZ work permit

[joto la jiwe]

woooi, this sounds scary like hell.

Kwa kifupi wakenya hawatakiwi Tanzania, ninakushauri bora usije kabisa.

 

[joto la jiwe]

wtf let me try to remember things they say about TZ, eg "wako on the rait traki","tutaipiku Kenya kwenye uongozi wa JPM" pia nitachangia kuhusu ukulima wa korosho na jinsi JPM anavyofanya mambo ya busara kununua Korosho kutoka kwa wakulima... sitasahau mambo ya FDI pia.. i got enough material bro

In short, Kenyans are not welcomed in Tanzania, I advice you not to come, better continue with you businesses.

 

[Papi Chulo]

Nchi ya wild animals wanaotafuta Albino

Aah we mwingereza unazurula sana hadi huku upo??..mshauri monkey mwenzio apate kibali sahihi hatupendi ujinga sisi tutam-squeeze..

 

[vulcan]

Good to see that you are actively seeking information on what is legal/Not legal in other countries before travelling..Ignorance of the law is No defence. Its very clear for example that alchohol and homosexuality is banned in Most of middle east. Drugs will earn you a hanging in China.
That is how to be a good global citizen , however its best you visit Tz embassy and seek clarification for example is you plan to travel to Tz and have sex with random males at Dar

ha ha no i only intend to screw Tanzania ladies, i hear they are nt so "big headed like kenyans" , any tips on that?

 

[Depay]

Kwa kifupi wakenya hawatakiwi Tanzania, ninakushauri bora usije kabisa.

Tutakuja na tutapita hadi Zanzibar na turudi Mombasani.... You are only a troll on JF hata hujawahifika posta na unanguruma hapa kama mbweha mwenye hana mkia. Shamba la bibi Tutakuja mpende msipende and there is nothing you will do. We can bet on that

 

[Depay]

Aah we mwingereza unazurula sana hadi huku upo??..mshauri monkey mwenzio apate kibali sahihi hatupendi ujinga sisi tutam-squeeze..

Mwenyewe hauna suruali ya ndani unatisha hata siafu.... Wadanganyika waoga maneno matupu tu

 

[Mkikuyu- Akili timamu]

ha ha no i only intend to screw Tanzania ladies, i hear they are nt so "big headed like kenyans" , any tips on that?

No. Most Tz ladies have self respect, they dont sleep around. But you can visit brothels where you will find those that have lost respect for their bodies like you

 

[joto la jiwe]

Tutakuja na tutapita hadi Zanzibar na turudi Mombasani.... You are only a troll on JF hata hujawahifika posta na unanguruma hapa kama mbweha mwenye hana mkia. Shamba la bibi Tutakuja mpende msipende and there is nothing you will do. We can bet on that

Hahahahahaha, sijakukataza usije, ile nimekupa ukweli kwamba wakenya hamkaribishwi Tanzania, ukiamua kulazimisha kuja kama wanavyofanya watu toka South Amerika wanaoelekea USA, yatakayokukuta usilalamike.

 

[Depay]

No. Most Tz ladies have self respect, they dont sleep around. But you can visit brothels where you will find those that have lost respect for their bodies like you

Self respect kama ya Amber Ruthy..... When a fool keeps quite, (s)he is deemed to be intelligent.

 

[vulcan]

No. Most Tz ladies have self respect, they dont sleep around. But you can visit brothels where you will find those that have lost respect for their bodies like you

😛😛😛😛

 

[Depay]

Hahahahahaha, sijakukataza usije, ile nimekupa ukweli kwamba wakenya hamkaribishwi Tanzania, ukiamua kulazimisha kuja kama wanavyofanya watu toka South Amerika wanaoelekea USA, yatakayokukuta usilalamike.

Najua, Utabeli,Xenophobia ndio majanga ambayo yanawezakunikuta

 

[Agamemnon]

Hatari sana, hakikisha umewaambia uhamiaji kwamba unakwenda conference na wakushauri kabisa kipi unahitaji, iwe business visa au la.
Pia hakikisha unaye wakili Mtanzania mnayefahamiana naye na uwe muda wote na namba zake za simu
Ukiweza pitia ubalozi wa Kenya, jisajiri pale na uwape taarifa unakwenda kufanya nini Tanzania
Hakikisha muda wote haupo mwenyewe maana jamaa wanaweza kukufuata fuata nyuma kimya kimya kama ilivyo Korea Kaskazini, hivyo kama upo na Wakenya wengine, muwe mnakaa hoteli moja nyote, na kwenda maeneo ya burudani nyote, hata mkiwa maeneo ya burudani usikwende kwa choo mwenyewe, kuwa na mwenzako anayefuata na kusimama karibu nawe au mnakwenda makundi makundi.
Ukigongewa mlango hotelini, kabla ya kufungua kujua nani anagonga mpigie simu wakili au ubalozi wakae on standby.
Hudhuria conference yako na usitake kujadili na Watanzania chochote kinahusu siasa zao, ikishindikana kama vipi msifie sana Magufuli, waambie jinsi Kenya tunampenda rais wao huyo na tunaomba aje atutawale hata siku mbili, kuanzia kwa dereva wa taxi hadi wahudumu wa hoteli muda wote mkijadili chochote wewe sifia tu rais, imba pambio zote za sifa, kama enzi zetu zile za Moi na utawala wa KANU.
Siku zikiisha ukigeuza na kutua JKIA, shukuru Mungu na kurejea hali yako ya kawaida.

Come on, not TZ i know, chumvi nyingi sana kwenye stew

 

[Mkikuyu- Akili timamu]

Self respect kama ya Amber Ruthy..... When a fool keeps quite, (s)he is deemed to be intelligent.

Go look for her and insert your mkwaju where millions have inserted. That is your level..
Its official gvt policy to keep young people away from bad morals, that is why Diamond is getting issues with GoT. He should not normalise bad behaviour..There are hundreds of Tz artists that are not shooting porn movies

 

[Depay]

Go look for her and insert your mkwaju where millions have inserted. That is your level..

Hahaha.... See how low in IQ you are.There is nothing you can tell us that we don't know about your backwaters dingy country. Get a life you son of a bitch

 

[gango2]

Hatari sana, hakikisha umewaambia uhamiaji kwamba unakwenda conference na wakushauri kabisa kipi unahitaji, iwe business visa au la.
Pia hakikisha unaye wakili Mtanzania mnayefahamiana naye na uwe muda wote na namba zake za simu
Ukiweza pitia ubalozi wa Kenya, jisajiri pale na uwape taarifa unakwenda kufanya nini Tanzania
Hakikisha muda wote haupo mwenyewe maana jamaa wanaweza kukufuata fuata nyuma kimya kimya kama ilivyo Korea Kaskazini, hivyo kama upo na Wakenya wengine, muwe mnakaa hoteli moja nyote, na kwenda maeneo ya burudani nyote, hata mkiwa maeneo ya burudani usikwende kwa choo mwenyewe, kuwa na mwenzako anayefuata na kusimama karibu nawe au mnakwenda makundi makundi.
Ukigongewa mlango hotelini, kabla ya kufungua kujua nani anagonga mpigie simu wakili au ubalozi wakae on standby.
Hudhuria conference yako na usitake kujadili na Watanzania chochote kinahusu siasa zao, ikishindikana kama vipi msifie sana Magufuli, waambie jinsi Kenya tunampenda rais wao huyo na tunaomba aje atutawale hata siku mbili, kuanzia kwa dereva wa taxi hadi wahudumu wa hoteli muda wote mkijadili chochote wewe sifia tu rais, imba pambio zote za sifa, kama enzi zetu zile za Moi na utawala wa KANU.
Siku zikiisha ukigeuza na kutua JKIA, shukuru Mungu na kurejea hali yako ya kawaida.

i dont know who comment this, is it Tanzanian or Foreighner!

but kama ni Tanzanian, kweli mungu atusamehe watanzania, but kama sio mtanzania basi pia siku moja aombe aje tanzania!

Hakuna nchi yenye watu wenye upendo kama TZ!

 

[Depay]

i dont know who comment this, is it Tanzanian or Foreighner!

but kama ni Tanzanian, kweli mungu atusamehe watanzania, but kama sio mtanzania basi pia siku moja aombe aje tanzania!

Hakuna nchi yenye watu wenye upendo kama TZ!

Hehee... I know of average Tanzanians who are good natured, but the species on JF waaah!!! They are really giving Tanzania a bad name.

 

[joto la jiwe]

Najua, Utabeli,Xenophobia ndio majanga ambayo yanawezakunikuta

Habari ndio hiyo, wewe unaweza kuita upendavyo, Xenophobia, Kenyanphobia au vyovyote upendavyo, ukweli unabaki kwamba wakenya hawatakiwi, sioni sababu ya kujisumbua na kulazimisha kuja huku.

Mimi ningekushauri badala ya kuja Tanzania, ungeenda nchi zingine jirani na Kenya, Ethiopia is the best alternative, very beautiful ladies, economy grows faster than Tanzania, bigger GDP, and bigger country than Tanzania. Please forget about Tanzania.

 

[Saint Ivuga]

Be aware.
Tha magufulis will put you in trouble

 

[Depay]

Habari ndio hiyo, wewe unaweza kuita upendavyo, Xenophobia, Kenyanphobia au vyovyote upendavyo, ukweli unabaki kwamba wakenya hawatakiwi, sioni sababu ya kujisumbua na kulazimisha kuja huku.

Mimi ningekushauri badala ya kuja Tanzania, ungeenda nchi zingine jirani na Kenya, Ethiopia is the best alternative, very beautiful ladies, economy grows faster than Tanzania, bigger GDP, and bigger country than Tanzania. Please forget about Tanzania.

THANK YOU.... NOW YOU CAN ALL COME HERE. HE HAS FINALLY ADMITTED THAT DANGANYIKA IS NEVER A PLACE TO VISIT BECAUSE OF THE ILLS THAT ARE GOING ON THERE. NOW WE ALL KNOW. KILA MTU WEKA FEAR FACTOR BUZZ FOR DANGANYIKA.

 

[joto la jiwe]

THANK YOU.... NOW YOU CAN ALL COME HERE. HE HAS FINALLY ADMITTED THAT DANGANYIKA IS NEVER A PLACE TO VISIT BECAUSE OF THE ILLS THAT ARE GOING ON THERE. NOW WE ALL KNOW. KILA MTU WEKA FEAR FACTOR BUZZ FOR DANGANYIKA.

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I hope you won't shout again when Tanzania mistreats Kenyans.