Udaku Special, 4th Edition: Critical

[kiwatengu]

Nlikua mitaa ya pil kujib mashtaka

una mashtaka ya nini tena mdada mzuri?

 

[Khantwe]

sio mimi.

Nakuona hata hapa

 

[TUMBOO]

una mashtaka ya nini tena mdada mzuri?

Si unajua tena nlitaka kufumaniwa mwenzio????

 

[Miss Neddy]

afu wewe ule mpango uliukatilia mbali ama?

hapana nakumbuka sana

 

[kiwatengu]

hapana nakumbuka sana

ok! but it wont happen coz my wife stopped me

 

[kiwatengu]

Si unajua tena nlitaka kufumaniwa mwenzio????

pole sana, aibu yakufumaniwa mbaya sana!! siku izi wanachoma kabisa kikojoleo kwa moto.
hongera sana kama umenusurika

 

[kiwatengu]

Nakuona hata hapa

unadanganya shemeji

 

[TUMBOO]

pole sana, aibu yakufumaniwa mbaya sana!! siku izi wanachoma kabisa kikojoleo kwa moto.
hongera sana kama umenusurika

We unazan nmefumaniwa na mwanaume lol kahh umefika mbalii

 

[kiwatengu]

We unazan nmefumaniwa na mwanaume lol kahh umefika mbalii

lazma nifike mbali kwa sababu hata wewe hauko karibu

 

[Miss Neddy]

ok! but it wont happen coz my wife stopped me

kwanini ana wivu eeeh lol

 

[kiwatengu]

kwanini ana wivu eeeh lol

sema kimya kimya basi na wewe

 

[TUMBOO]

lazma nifike mbali kwa sababu hata wewe hauko karibu

Haaaaaaa aya lol ayo ndio yaliyonifika leo mwenzio

 

[kiwatengu]

Haaaaaaa aya lol ayo ndio yaliyonifika leo mwenzio

basi pole, ndiyo maana unaongea kwa upole kiasi hichi?

 

[TUMBOO]

basi pole, ndiyo maana unaongea kwa upole kiasi hichi?

Kumbe ck nyingne nakuaga mkali ehnee???

 

[Miss Neddy]

sema kimya kimya basi na wewe

toleo lijalo ujiweke front page

 

[kiwatengu]

Kumbe ck nyingne nakuaga mkali ehnee???

eeeh!!

 

[kiwatengu]

toleo lijalo ujiweke front page

mganga hajigangi

 

[TUMBOO]

eeeh!!

Aaaaa bas from now on ntakua binti mwema ntaacha ukorofi lol

 

[kiwatengu]

Aaaaa bas from now on ntakua binti mwema ntaacha ukorofi lol

kwangu tu ama?
afu nini maana ya kibamia?

 

[TUMBOO]

kwangu tu ama?
afu nini maana ya kibamia?

Si kinanihii yan dushe asa kuna wengine wana vidushe vidogo ka vya watoto lol