Udaku Special, 4th Edition: Critical

[Khantwe]

mama hujambo...?

Sijambo mzima wewe?

 

[miss chagga]

Fafanua.....mpaka kieleweke wapi...???

Kwa michepuko yangu Mr Rocky na Ntuzu lazima niwacontrol mtaisoma namba tu

 

[Maserati]

Mfariji wewe bas mi na wewe ni ndugu atii...

😱😱😕😕😕 dada!!!!

 

[Otorong'ong'o]

Ha ha ha ha.....

Hapo kwa Kiranga inabidi Ishmael na house girl waje wathibitishe..

 

[Khantwe]

😱😱😕😕😕 dada!!!!

Eee si wampenda?

 

[Mapi]

Mkuu Mapi nasingiziwa tu hapa. Ila natibu ndoa, kurudisha mpenzi aliepotea, kushikizisha mwizi wa mkeo (lile tuko la Temeke ni moja ya kazi zangu) Natibu waliokosa maumbo ya namba nane, naongeza makalio na hipsi za kufa mtu, kusafisha nyota na kupandishwa vyeo..... Kumtoa M-PESA ndugu au mzazi au yeyote yule sina huo uwezo (kafara).

Bila kusahau tatizo sugu la nguvu za kiume... nina dawa toka Naijeria inamaliza tatizo kabisa (ni dawa ya mitishamba). Kama wahijaji tafadhani niPM.
Cc Ntuzu, Mentor, kiwatengu na Mr Rocky etc

huna ya kuiba mpenzi? maana kiwatengu ananiringishia sana shansarie na nimechoka kummezea mate

 

[Honey Faith]

Aiseee ndo nauona udaku sasa hivi.Duh watu wametisha!!!

 

[KOKUTONA]

Ha ha..! KOKUTONA kanipiga buti la ukweli. Nazivuruga ndoa za watu kweli kweli saivi.

Shikamoo mume wangu

 

[KOKUTONA]

kaa mbali na ndoa yangu..

Rafiki nimekukubali

 

[KOKUTONA]

miss you too babu lakini me sio mtoto niite mama Mwanyasi.

Wifi yangu mzima we we? Ukija TANGA kwa kaka kimya kimyaa

 

[ERoni]

huna ya kuiba mpenzi? maana kiwatengu ananiringishia sana shansarie na nimechoka kummezea mate

Mapi subiri mkuu, niko mbioni kumuwehusha Kiwa...!

 

[ERoni]

Shikamoo mume wangu

marahaba kipenzi changu...nakusubiri jioni.! mekumisii

 

[Mapi]

Mapi subiri mkuu, niko mbioni kumuwehusha Kiwa...!

niache ntangulie kwanza

 

[First Born]

Majanga hayo sasa...bora unikatalie tu

ungethubutu tu kuja kwangu.. ungekula bastola.

 

[First Born]

hahahahaaaaaaaa jamani

wife mambo?

 

[ERoni]

wife mambo?

we sema tu mambo..! wenzako twala vitam huku...
. romantic eyes niko nae hapa..

 

[First Born]

Stay away from my daughter....nina mkwe wangu First Born ananijali sana

shikamoo mama mkwe.. afu huyu Nokia83 dawa yake ipo jikoni
ikiiva nitamboko haram..

 

[janeth1]

Wifi yangu mzima we we? Ukija TANGA kwa kaka kimya kimyaa

kakaako ananifungia wifi nakumiss pia, saizi nikija atanileta wifi

 

[Khantwe]

we sema tu mambo..! wenzako twala vitam huku...
. romantic eyes niko nae hapa..

Una nini nami ewe Eli79....yan unataka kula kuku na mayai?

 

[First Born]

we sema tu mambo..! wenzako twala vitam huku...
. romantic eyes niko nae hapa..

kijana unajipenda?mke wangu romantic eyes niko nae bhana usitake kujitafutia misifa.