Ujumbe Wangu wa Jumapili Kwenu

[Ushimen]

Dada angu sakayo sio wa dar

Ohhhppppssssss.....
Naona nawewe unataka tu nisivunje ukimya kwa jifanya Sakayo ni dadaako, ili nami nikuite dada eeehhhhhh...[emoji6] [emoji6]

 

[Mama Sabrina]

Umesahau mnamshare na L [emoji23][emoji23]

Eti hamjui L kalewa mwenzio

 

[Ushimen]

Weka namba nimpe rafiki yangu

Nimesha kuituma PM, ngoja tu nianze kukuita bae maana sitaki kuchezea bahati mie....[emoji39] [emoji39] [emoji39]

 

[Mama Sabrina]

Mtu mzima huyo anaona.

Yap na wengi wamefurahi sana sisi kupatana

 

[Mzigua90]

Ebu fanya ukuje huku pub...[emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji13]

Sipo Moshi mwaya

 

[Siempre Hechos]

Mzee mmoja aliwaambia wanae kuwa"ikitokea nimetofautiana au imegombana na mmoja wenu,asitokee mmoja au nyote kumchukia ninayegombana naye, endeleeni kupendana maana ipo siku tutaelewana nanyi mtakuwa ndugu milele"

Sijui ni hekima kama za mfalme Suleiman!

 

[Mzigua90]

Mzigua nakojooa

Shunie chizi achana nae.

 

[Mzigua90]

Mweeeh L tena ndio nani

Mwanangu we kuku[emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Mama Sabrina]

Shunie chizi achana nae.

Ahahahahahaha

 

[Mzigua90]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] ebu ngoja kwanza niko naangalia final ya bbn miracle akichukua madollar nitarudi

Hiyo kitu sijawahi ielewa jamani

 

[Ushimen]

Sipo Moshi mwaya

Kama haupo Moshi, basi fanya ukuje hata huku PM. Maana nina mambo ya msingi zana nataka tusemezane

 

[Mzigua90]

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Sema aah. Namblock tena

 

[Mzigua90]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] weka alarm

Nawekaga ila sijuiii

 

[Mama Sabrina]

Mwanangu we kuku[emoji23][emoji23]

Kalewaaa

 

[Mzigua90]

Umelewaa haki

Anasahauje mchumba sasa

 

[Mama Sabrina]

Anasahauje mchumba sasa

Bora mie tu

 

[Mzigua90]

Ahahahahah mimi kivuruge acha tu

Ulituvuruga nikamwambia ndugu yangu sisi kwetu tunahubiri upendo tu hapa tujifanye wajinga yapite

 

[Shunie]

Toba....[emoji12] [emoji13]
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Unaenda wapi tena

 

[Mzigua90]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] yaani mpaka naogopa kufungua WhatsApp nikisoma kwa juu tu matusi

Yani siku ile nilikua na shemeji ako mpenzi nikashindwa kukutukana

 

[makaveli10]

Makavel una maneno huwa sikuwezii aisee na kweli anakunywaa kabisa bora anywe tu sasa tuhakikishe kregi za bia zimejaa

Mwambie anywe tu, ila achunge asinye tu, hapo ni kunywa tu na sio kunya[emoji23] [emoji23]