Ukifa leo nani atatoa lock kwenye simu yako?

Kamwene kamwene said:

Kuna watu humu siku wakifanikiwa kuzijua password za simu za wenza wao,basi siku hiyo ndio inakua mwisho wa ndoa

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Ronny2010 said:

Ungesema hata dipstick...kidole si ndio mwili wenyewe?

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Ngoja tuone muda ukifika. Tonight is tonight

Mke wanguu

Siokutoa lock tu hakuna atakaejua nimekufa[emoji3]

Haina password

Fingerprint yangu [emoji57]

Ikishakua na Lock maana yake mimi mwenyewe ndio natakiwa kuifungua sasa kama sipo maana yake ni vilivyomo hakuna mtu mwingine wakuviona wakaiflash tu.Mimi ata wife wangu kuna muda anaazima simu atumie namwambia password ila akishanirudishia tu lazima niibadilishe japo mimi najua yakwake.

Sasa nikifa watoe lock ili wachek nin siwataiflash tu

Browsing history unaifuta usiku, je ukifa jioni?

Mad Max said:

Me kila siku kabla sijalala nafuta browse history yote au hayo mambo nayaingia kwenye private browser.

Nishawahi kumbwa na fedhea sitaki kukumbuka. Ata nikiwa na usingizi nikikumbuka ile aibu usingizi uwa unakata.

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Watoe ya nini?

Kumbe

Lucas Mobutu said:

Wengine tuna mambo yetu ya pornhub kwenye simu tumeyaficha,

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MLEVi Mmoja said:

Siokutoa lock tu hakuna atakaejua nimekufa[emoji3]

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Hilo sio fungu lako.
Muda unao wa kurudi

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Ukuta wa wino said:

Sitaki mtu aitoe... narudia tena SITAKI SITAKI SITAKI.. wachukue urithi mwingine simu yangu waiache au kama vipi waiflash kwanza kila kitu kifutike ndio waichukue

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Mad Max said:

Kwanini waitoe? Yaani atakae jifanya anapekenyua simu yangu nitamrudia kama ghost nitamuwinda maisha yake yote.

Kuna magemu mengi sana nimeishia level za juu sitaki mtu ayaendeleze kisha aniaribie..

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Ukuta wa wino said:

Sitaki mtu aitoe... narudia tena SITAKI SITAKI SITAKI.. wachukue urithi mwingine simu yangu waiache au kama vipi waiflash kwanza kila kitu kifutike ndio waichukue

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Mad Max said:

Kwanini waitoe? Yaani atakae jifanya anapekenyua simu yangu nitamrudia kama ghost nitamuwinda maisha yake yote.

Kuna magemu mengi sana nimeishia level za juu sitaki mtu ayaendeleze kisha aniaribie..

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Ronny2010 said:

Fanya ulale wewe, upate kuifungua yake baadae.

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Naomba tufanye ile kaz

Umechelewa mbona.

DiasporaUSA said:

Naomba tufanye ile kaz

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Ronny2010 said:

Umechelewa mbona.

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Turudshe muda nyuma

Mda wangu umegoma kurudi

DiasporaUSA said:

Turudshe muda nyuma

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Ronny2010 said:

Mda wangu umegoma kurudi

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Nitafanya kaz ya kuurudsha