Ukifa leo nani atatoa lock kwenye simu yako?

[Midekoo]

Kuna watu humu siku wakifanikiwa kuzijua password za simu za wenza wao,basi siku hiyo ndio inakua mwisho wa ndoa

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[DiasporaUSA]

Ungesema hata dipstick...kidole si ndio mwili wenyewe?

Ngoja tuone muda ukifika. Tonight is tonight

 

[mtyoedy]

Mke wanguu

 

[MLEVi Mmoja]

Siokutoa lock tu hakuna atakaejua nimekufa[emoji3]

 

[Sakayo]

Haina password

 

[Dejane]

Fingerprint yangu [emoji57]

 

[gigabyte]

Ikishakua na Lock maana yake mimi mwenyewe ndio natakiwa kuifungua sasa kama sipo maana yake ni vilivyomo hakuna mtu mwingine wakuviona wakaiflash tu.Mimi ata wife wangu kuna muda anaazima simu atumie namwambia password ila akishanirudishia tu lazima niibadilishe japo mimi najua yakwake.

 

[mchagger]

Sasa nikifa watoe lock ili wachek nin siwataiflash tu

 

[Slim5]

Browsing history unaifuta usiku, je ukifa jioni?

Me kila siku kabla sijalala nafuta browse history yote au hayo mambo nayaingia kwenye private browser.

Nishawahi kumbwa na fedhea sitaki kukumbuka. Ata nikiwa na usingizi nikikumbuka ile aibu usingizi uwa unakata.

 

[Khantwe]

Watoe ya nini?

 

[Khantwe]

Kumbe

Wengine tuna mambo yetu ya pornhub kwenye simu tumeyaficha,

 

[Saint Anne]

Siokutoa lock tu hakuna atakaejua nimekufa[emoji3]

Hilo sio fungu lako.
Muda unao wa kurudi

 

[Queen Priya]

[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]we kama mimi asee

Sitaki mtu aitoe... narudia tena SITAKI SITAKI SITAKI.. wachukue urithi mwingine simu yangu waiache au kama vipi waiflash kwanza kila kitu kifutike ndio waichukue

 

[Queen Priya]

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Kwanini waitoe? Yaani atakae jifanya anapekenyua simu yangu nitamrudia kama ghost nitamuwinda maisha yake yote.

Kuna magemu mengi sana nimeishia level za juu sitaki mtu ayaendeleze kisha aniaribie..

 

[Saint Anne]

Sitaki mtu aitoe... narudia tena SITAKI SITAKI SITAKI.. wachukue urithi mwingine simu yangu waiache au kama vipi waiflash kwanza kila kitu kifutike ndio waichukue

Kwanini waitoe? Yaani atakae jifanya anapekenyua simu yangu nitamrudia kama ghost nitamuwinda maisha yake yote.

Kuna magemu mengi sana nimeishia level za juu sitaki mtu ayaendeleze kisha aniaribie..

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[DiasporaUSA]

Fanya ulale wewe, upate kuifungua yake baadae.

Naomba tufanye ile kaz

 

[Ronnycinchy]

Umechelewa mbona.

Naomba tufanye ile kaz

 

[DiasporaUSA]

Umechelewa mbona.

Turudshe muda nyuma

 

[Ronnycinchy]

Mda wangu umegoma kurudi

Turudshe muda nyuma

 

[DiasporaUSA]

Mda wangu umegoma kurudi

Nitafanya kaz ya kuurudsha