Ulishawahi kula tunda kimasihara?

[yellow eyes]

[emoji2][emoji2][emoji2][emoji2][emoji2][emoji2] hizo story jamaniiiih zinayeyusha maumivu ya commedy za HELSB,

[emoji3][emoji3][emoji3][emoji3] "HELSB" ndo kifupi cha jina la mnyama gani vile?

 

[cocastic]

idumu milele amina ndugu mjumbeidumu milele amina ndugu mjumbe [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]

Haswaaaaaaah

 

[cocastic]

[emoji3][emoji3][emoji3][emoji3] "HELSB" ndo kifupi cha jina la mnyama gani vile?

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[jamal Nas]

Bwana wee nilikuwa nakaa kwa mshikaji wangu frani hivi kwao pale kwao palikuwa na mtoto wa dadake(anko) na mm akawa ananiita anko anko poa ikawa hivyo sikuwahi kufikilia jambo zaidi ya kumchukulia anko, mtoto kisu kisu kweli bwana bwana siku nimetoka mbishe zangu namkuta mtoto peke yake, pia sikuwaza wala sikuwa nawazo nikakaa kwenye kiti salam bize na simu yangu mala papu mtoto kasema anko naenda kuoga mm poa nipo bize tu na JF. Aya mtoto kaludi kuoga heee kanita anko mm naaam. Huku niko bize nasimu kaita tena anko mm naam sema bado macho yapo kwenye cm daa sauti ilio fuat sasa ankooooo ile yani nikageuka sema anko wow mtoto saasita hizi afu kanivuta fasta jmn ckujiuliza mtoto mbichi nilikula mpka sahz nakula

Kua na utashi wa uandishi huenda ulikua vizur zaidi ya uvyoandika utopolo wako hapa.... Aaaagh

 

[jamal Nas]

NILIVYOMLA KIMASIHARA ASKARI POLISI

Saa 6 mchana niko Mbezi kusubiri gari la ABC, ili saa 7 mchana tuanze Safari ya kwenda Dom.

Mungu hamtupi mja wake kama alivyoamua kumrejesha Gwajima kwenye madhabau, gari ilfika Mbezi nasi tuliyo kuwa Mbezi tukapanda tayari kwa Safari ya kuelekea Dom. Nafika kwenye siti yangu, nakutana na jamaa tunafahamiana kabisa! Sikufurahi Sana kwa kuwa huwa napenda nisafiri kwenye siti moja na mtoto wa kike, hapo Safari inakuwa burudani. Tukapiga piga story pale, then kila mmoja akachukua time yake!

Siti ya mbele yetu kulikuwa na mama mmoja na mdada mmoja, ambaye baada ya kumuona tu, nilitamani nimuite konda amhamishe yule mama nikae Mimi au nimtoe jamaa yangu aje yule manzi nikae nae. Lakini ndo ilikuwa haiwezekani! Ikabidi niwe mpole!

Tumefika Chalinze, nikasikia wanaongea na yule mama, wakawa wanaongea Kiingereza, kwa kuchanganya na kiswahili! Kiswa-english! Ila mtoto anatema cheche balaa! Duuuh, rohoni nikaanza kumlaumu baba kwa kunipeleka shule msingi Nakapanya na Sekondari ya kata ya Mlingoti Magharibi!

Mazungumzo yalivyokuwa yanaendelea, nikagundua wale ni mama na mwana! Wanaenda kwenye graduation Udom! Na Wanafikia Lodge! Nilisikia, "mom have you asked Nasra to book a room for us....! Come on my dear! Dom napo ni pa kufanya booking, room zipo tu! Just relax babe, okay! Sawa mama angu!

As they were conversing, I was also very attentive, so as to grab some details that would help me to prepare my business plan for hooking this beautiful Onyinye! No matter what!

Kuna kipindi nilikuwa nilikuwa naomba mama alale nipate nafasi ya kuongea na mwanae lakini Mama was so supper, yaani ni ile tunaita "Stickativity theory" never quit, never sleep! Ndo kwanza anapiga story!

TUNAINGIA MOROGORO

Tumefika Morogoro, nikategea nione kama anashuka kwenda kuchimba dawa au kuchukua chakula, lkn waliendelea kukaa, ikabidi tu nishuke! Nikaenda kibanda kimoja nikachukua pipi tatu, nikanunua kalamu nikaomba na karatasi! Pipi moja, nikaiweka kwenye kikaratasi, nilichoandika
" Hello, am Lugumya" nyuma ya siti yako hapa! Namba yangu ni ......kama hutojali, naomba tuchati kidogo! I heard you speaking about Udom graduation, nami ndo ninakoelekea"
Am sorry for any inconveniences, resulted from this message! Cheers!

Nilivyorudi, kufika mlangoni nikatupa jicho moja kwa moja kwa yule dada! Tukagonganisha jicho for some seconds, then akaondoa uso wake! Hapo nilitaka nimsindikize na tabasamu! Lakn akawa ametoa macho, and she never looked at me again! Nilienda moja kwa moja hadi kwenye seat yangu, na yule seatmate alikuwa hajafika!

Nilivofika sikukaa, nilisimama, huku nikiwinda mwenendo wa mama mzaa chema, nikaona ameinamia simu, kuzungusha kichwa naona kuna baadhi ya abiria nao kama wananitizama! Najiuliza nifanyeje? Akili inanipeleka kwenye theory ya Social Cohesion- we are bound together because of our similarities and differences. Mi nina Uume yeye ana K, so we can be together eeeh! Probably, that is what can bond us!

Baada ya kuridhika kuwa mama amejikita kwenye simu yake, nilimgusa yule dada begani, akageuka, huku namuona jamaa yangu akipanda , nikampa pipi mbili, iliyo kwenye kikaratasi nilichoandika na nyingine ya kawaida. Pipi moja ilikuwa kishika uchumba kwa mama mzaa chema, ya Pili ilikuwa kinogesho Cha ujumbe wangu! Japo sikuwa na uhakika Kama ujumbe utapokelewa!

Yeeeees, alichukua! But she was so neutral! Nilimuona akipiga jicho kwa mama yake! Afu akainama, bega moja ameweka kingo mama yake asimdukue! I realized, the girl was reading my conceptual framework, designed by a researcher himself(Lugumya).

TUNAONDOKA MORO.
Safari ya kutoka Moro ilivoanza, nilikuwa attentive na simu asije akatuma meseji afu nikachelewa kujibu akaniona siko active! Lakini hakuna Cha meseji wala nn, kwanza ndo ameweka earphones kabisa! Nikawa natamani ninyanyuke nimwambie mbona kimyaaa! Ila nyie dada zetu Basi tu! Nyodo sijui, mnazinunua wapi?

Gari iliendelea kukata mawimbi, Mara tukaingia Dumila, akageuza shingo, akakuta nimemwandalia tabasamu nikampa, bila kusema chochote, akarudisha uso wake mbele! Akamcheki mama yake! Akamnong'ong'oneza kitu! Wakacheka! Moyoni, nikasema hili toto litakuwa linanisemea kwa mother! But what do I loose, kwanza siwajui! Potelea mbali! Then, nikaona anampa Pipi moja, mama akachukua! Nikajisemea, mnaanza kula mahari hata kabla ya kunitumia text, this is laundering! Totally laundering! Kula Pipi imekuwa halali lkn mm kunitumia meseji tu imekuwa shida! Powa!

Few minutes later, binti aligeuka kidogo akakuta namwangalia! Kipindi hiki akatabasamu nami nikatabasamu! Faster akarudisha kichwa mbele. Nikaona ameinama, Mara sms "Ahsante kwa pipi"

With that message, I real remained speechless! What a step! My ghosh! Kwa kipindi kifupi nilikuwa kwenye kifungo huru! Sasa, naona kama Rais, anatoa msamaha, na mm unanigusa moja kwa moja! I had nothing to do, rather than replying her text!
" Ahsante kushukru! Karibu!" Ukiwa unaendelea kusoma, unaweza kuibeba furaha yangu! It's a kind of passion I have never unleashed!

Jamaa yangu sina habari nae, amejilalia huko, mimi nyege zinanikorokota! And I thought, this girl was enough to kill all the pain! Na Kama Maendeleo ni matokeo ya msuguano, basi Maendeleo yapo kwa huyu dada, nitamsugua ili niyapate! Haya ni baadhi ya mawazo yaliyokuwa yananijia, nikisubiri labda aseme chochote kuhusu meseji niliyomtumia! Alikaa kimya tu lkn!

Kuna roho ilinambia, em mpotezee, si namba tayari unayo! Polepole ndiyo mwendo na haraka haraka haina Baraka! Lakini mtu simjui nitamsubiri hadi lini?
Then, niliamua kuvunja ukimya!

" Hello miss, it's of no lie, you look so beautiful and balanced" Nitafurah kama nitalifahamu walau jina lako tu.

Hahahaah, who is beautiful? Me? Hahahaha! Okay, thanks! Am Jasmin! Thanks Jasmin, and that beautiful woman besides you? This is my lovely mother! Sawa! Ahsante nashukuru kuwafahamu! Tuliendelea kuchati kawaida tu, lkn!

Katika mazungumzo yetu ya meseji akanambia, yeye ni Askari polisi, kituo kimoja Dar, wanaenda kwenye graduation yake Mdogo wake! Mi nae nikaona nisjiweke nyuma, nikataja kaofisi fulani amazing ka-serikali! Kenye mvuto mvuto, lkn si kitengo! Nikamchomekea ninavyotamani awe rafiki yangu! Akanambia urafiki wa kawaida, lakni si zaidi ya huo! I said haina shida! Naanza kuona mama anabaki mpweke, attention napewa Mimi! Nimechukua nafasi ya joti, ya masanja na mpoki! Nacheza scene zote mm mwenyew, Nampa furaha jirani yangu!

TUNAKARIBIA KUINGIA KIBAIGWA!

Tulivyokaribia Kibaigwa, tairi la gari letu lilipata pancha, hivyo ikabid tushuke tusubir wabadilishe! Kabla ya kushuka nikamtumia sms naomba nimsalimie mama! Akasema wee, huyu mama ni mkali, wee muone hivi tu! Nikamwambia mwambie mi rafiki yako, tulikuwa wote CCP-Moshi! Akacheka! Akanambia pouw!

Akashuka, mama akafuata Mimi nyuma, mshikaji wangu nae akashuka na abiria wengine wakawa wanashuka! Tukiwa chini, akanitazama nami nikamtazama, tukatabasamiana, akanifanyia Ishara ya kuniita kwa mkono! Nikaenda, nikamsalimia mama, kwa heshima zote na unyenyekevu Mkubwa kuzidi ule wa Makonda akiwa anahesabu kura zake kule Kigamboni! Akaitikia, nikatambulishwa Kama rafiki, tuliekuwa nae kwenye Chuo chetu pendwa kule Moshi! Mama akafurahi kunifahamu! Nikachomoa buku 10, nikampa Jasmini, nikamwambia ampe mama atakunywa maji! Akatabasamu, afu akampa mama! Mama akiwa anatabasamu akachukua, afu akashunishukru!

Kidogo naona mama, anarudi ndani akatuacha na Jasmin! Tunaongea vizuri, yaani kirafiki kabisa! Afande Yuko charming balaa! Mara tukaamliwa kurudi kwenye gari! Tukaingia, likaanza kuondoka!

TUNAINGIA KIBAIGWA!
Tumeingia Kibaigwa, jamaa yangu naona, anasimama kushuka! Nikampisha! Gari lilivosimama akashuka! Nikabaki mwenyewe! Nikamtumia Jasmin meseji! Cutie, am a bit bored, karibu huku tupige story bana" akatuma! Aahahaha! Ngoja nimuage mama! Nikamwambia, poa! Kama mnavyojua Shetani akitaka kujidhihirisha giza nalo halichelewi! Giza limeanza kuingia kwenye Gari na kibaridi Cha Dodoma!

Akafungua mkanda kaja, akachukua mkoba wake, akatoa khanga, akainuka akaja! Nikampisha akakaa siti ya dirishani. Alivyofika akatupia khanga yake mawilini, afu akakaa na kufunga mkanda! Mi nae nikakaa vyema nikafunga mkanda wangu, kwa ajili ya udadis.com! Hapa niwe mkweli huyu Afande alivyoinuka kuja, mshale wa sekunde ndani ya boxer ulianza kuinuka kutoka 6: am kwenda kwenda 12: 00 noon kwa Kasi ya ajabu!

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Tukiwa tumekaa pamoja, amelaza kichwa chake nyuma ya siti ya mama yake, Mimi nae nililaza kichwa kwenye siti aliyotoka! Tukatazama kwa tabasamu, bila kuongea chochote! Macho yote kwake! Kama dk tumeacha macho yaongee, huku tabasamu likitawala! Then, I whispered! Aisee wew ni mzuri jamn! You have already won my heart! Here, my gutteral voice was no more, but romantic and in babily mood!

Nilivyomwambia kwa sauti ya kunyegesha, alibadilika kidogo sura Kama anataka kuweka ndita lkn si za chuki ila za furaha! Yaani kama anataka asinzie, Kama anataka atabasamu, nikagundua tayari nimeshaanza kufanya uchavushaji! Niliendelea kumsifia, the way, Mungu alivyompendelea kwa sauti ya chini chini ili mother asitusikie! Akashukuru! Hakuwa anaongea Sana Tena, ule uchangamfu wake ukaanza kupungua!

Nilimshika mkono nikawa nachezea vidole vyake, huku nikimsifu alivyo na vidole laini, na viganja laini! Akiwa anasema ahsante kwa sauti ya chini! Nageuza shingo, nakuta abiria Mwenzetu anatukodolea, but I didn't care!

Nilihamisha ule mkono, nikauweka kwenye paja langu la kulia, huku jicho nikipiga kwa mama mzaa chema kuona kama anatudukua kiwizi wizi ama lah! Mama alikuwa tayari kalala! Nikausogeza mkono kwenye mkuyenge, afu mm nikapitisha mkono wa kulia kwenye khanga, nikaenda kuitafuta chupi ndani ya Suruali aliyokuwa ameivalia! Nikawa napapasa, afu naivuta kidogo naiachia inajipiga paaa! Nilifukunyua, nikitaka kuingiza mkono kwenye mstari wa makalio, nguo inabana, nikamnong'oneza afungue kishikizo! Akatii bila shurti- Afande Tena! Akafungua, nilivoingiza mkono ukaenda hadi kwenye mstari wa makalio, chezea huku na yeye akichezea mkuyenge!

Nilivotoa mkono huko nikaupeleka kifuani, nikachezea chuchu ya kushoto, akawa anajinyonga nyonga sana! Nikaivuta ile khanga, tukaingia tukajifunika kichwani, afu tukanyonyana ile ya kama kung'atana mara Tatu, afu anakambia it's enough! Mi nikasema mmmmh, nooo bhn! Once more babiee. Akasema, imagine if mom see this! Busara ikarudi nikaona kweli! Nikaacha, lkn hali ilikuwa ni mbaya, kiasi kwamba nikisema nipige bao, litapita kwa mama mkwe wa hiari Hadi kwa dereva, ikiwezekana lipasue kioo Cha gari! Kwa hiyo nikawa na kazi ya kulizuia listoke!

Napiga jicho kwa jirani yangu upande wa kushoto, naona nae anachezea uume, umedinda balaa, umeinua hadi suruali, bahati nzuri abiria mwenzake alikuwa keshashuka! Moyoni nikacheka, huku nikimlaumu kwa kupenda kupiga chabo! Akajifanya Kama anapotezea, mi nae nikampotezea, nikarudi kupapasa Afande wangu!

Nilivogundua kuwa tayari ameshakolea, nikamuuliza! Unalala wapi? Tunalala Simba hotel, mom ameshabook rooms! So, unalala nae, hapana, kila mtu room yake! Okay, hope this will be our very wonderful night! Yeye, hahahahaha! Kweli tena! Utatangulia, then, you will tell me the room number! Akanyamaza!

TUNAINGIA AREA C, OFISI ZA ABC!

Niliamua kumuachia, akafunga Suruali yake, then, akamwambia mama yake! Mama tushuke! Afu akanambia, I will text you soon! Nikasema okay! Nilisimama, nikashuka, wao wakaja, kumbe walikuwa na begi kwenye Boot, lilivyotolewa nikajitahidi kulibeba hadi nje ya geti, wakapanda bajaji kuelekea Simba hotel, ni jirani tu! Huo ni usiku Sasa! Mimi nilitaka nikalale Bansee, buku 15,000/= tu! But I have to wait for this beautiful soldier! Nikiwa bado, najiuliza nimekosa au nitapata, ghafla sms ikaingia, mazingira yakiwa sawa, I will let you know, ikishindikana pia nitakujuza! Nikasema sawa!

Niliamua nisiende mbali, nikaenda moja kwa moja Simba hotel, nikaagiza chakula nikawa nakula! Huku mawazo yakiwa kwa yule dada!! Saa tano hakuna hata sms, mi nae nimeganda tu. Nikapiga, simu haikupokelewa! Nikatumiwa sms wait pliz! Nikawait! Ila nikawa najiuliza muda wote huo anafanya nn, this girl has decided to leave me out in cold! Aiseee, ila akijiroga nitamtomb...ngoja ikipigwe baridi ndo atanijua! Nikatafuta na mtindi nikagonga, ili neutralize manii!


SMS YAKE INAINGIA!

" It's now safe, you're welcome! Room no....! Yaani kwa hii sms, only men can understand! Mie huyoooo! Kufika reception, nikajitambulisha pale, wakampigia, akasema mruhusuni! Nikaenda nakuta mwenzangu ameshaoga, amejiremba utafikir ana mtoko! Naogopa hata kumgusa, akanambia, karibia bafuni! Nikamwambia twende wote, akasema wee, mi nishaoga bn! Kweli nikachukua taulo, nikazama bafuni, nikaoga!

Kurudi, akanambia, najua hujala, nilikuchukulia chakula, nikala tena, huku nikimwangalia, naona Kama ndoto za Kimweri (waliosoma miaka yetu wanaijua Hadith hii).

KULA KIMASIHARA

Nikiwa nakula, alikuja kukaa karibu yangu, Mara anishike mgongoni, Mara kwenye vichcuchu vyangu, Mara ateremke kwenye uume, nilikuwa sijavaa, pensi Wala boxer, maana nilifua bafuni huko, na sikua nimechukua kwenye begi nibadilishe! Kwa hiyo nilikuwa na taulo tu. Akawa anaendelea kunipapasa, nikaona isiwe taabu. Nikanawa! Nilivyomaliza kunawa, nikanywa maji! Nilivyoweka tu chupa na kuifunga, nikusukumwa kitandani hapo chali!

Mtoto kaja juu, kaanza kuninyonya kwenye kifua viziwa vyangu, nikawa nimetii amri Kama ananizid cheo jeshini! Akashashuka, chini kwenye uume akanyonya uume, huku akinipasa maeneo ya kwenye mbavu! Then, akaja kunipa denda, tukala denda, nikambadilishia kibao Sasa. Nilikula mate, nikamtomasa yule Afande, nikishika ziwa lake, nikaviringishia ulimi, naona anasemee, shiiiiiiii, anajinyooosha! Moyoni nikawa namwambia, hatuko parade Afande! Kukaa kwako mguu sawa hakunisaidii!

Nilimlamba masikioni, naona anajikunja tu, nikamgeuza , nikawa napitisha ulimi kwenye mstari wa mgongo wake, nakaribia kwenye mstari wa tako, anahema tu mtoto wa watu, nikambinua, nikaweka Mito yote miwili kiunoni kwake, ili mreji maringo ubinuke kama Kitumbua Cha Mama Lishe pale UDSM, aliweka kiuno chake, huku miguu ameitawanya Kama mende aliyekufa, nikazama chumvini, ulimi ukaanza kumtesa Afande! Anahema tu, kwa uzuri wake, ule nilihitaji kuweka alama isiyofutika! Yaani nilikusudia kumpa sakramenti ya kusadiki katika Mimi!

Nilimnyonya sana huyu mdada, nikaenda kwa shingo, huku nikitalii maeneo mengine ya mwili, nikajikuta nimepiga bao kabla sijaingia! Hilo ndo lilikuwa lengo langu haswaa, nitoe nyege mshindo, nibaki na nyege ushindi! Tuliendelea na kuandaana, akanambia she loves romance sana, then, tulivyokuwa tayari nikaingia Sasa!

Nimeingia uume ukapenya, vizuri nikaskia, aisiiiiiiiii,shiiiiii, ooooooohhh, tukaanza kusuguana pale Mdogo Mdogo taratibuuu! Akawa anzungusha, kinyamwezi, Mimi huku bichwa limeiva kama kama tofali la udongo kwenye tanuru! Baadae, nikawa chini, yeye akaja juu, maaskari wanajua kufinyia kwa ndani asikwambie mtu. Nafikiri ni kutokana na Ile tabia yao ya kubana miguu wanapokuwa wanasalimiana na wakubwa zao! Alikuwa ananinfinya. Aliikatikia mpaka akapizi, huyu dada alikuwa na hisia Kali Sana, akitaka kupizi anatoaa usauti wa ajabu balaaa! Utasiiii, aaaanhaaaaaaaaaa, aaaannhaaaaaaaaaaaa! Oohhoooooohiiish! Ooooooohiiii! Ufuuuiiiiijj!

Mimi nilichokuwa nakifanya nikitaka kupizi, natoa mawazo, naanza upya! Nikaamua tu nipizi, tukapumzika kidogo!

Baada Kama ya dk 30 hivi, tukiwa tumekumbatiana, alianza kunishika shika tena, akaanza kuchezea uume wangu, nikaenda nae Kama anvyotaka, sasa tulivotaka kuanza mtanange akainama, nikawa napiga dogy style, piga, akanambia twende kwa kiti, tukaenda kwenye kiti, Mimi chini yeye juu, akawa anakatika mm nimemsaidia kushikilia makalio, napapasa kwa namna kiuno kinavyozunguka! Mara yanapigisha kwa style ya kichura chura, anatoa usauti wa hadi wakat mwingine namziba mdomo!

Baada ya hapo, akainama tena kwenye kitanda, nikashindilia, akanambia nimechoka, naomba turudi kitandani! Tukarudi kitandani, nimesugua sugua naona akanikaba kwa nguvu, akanambia ahsante Sana, I love you, nikamwomba anisaidie nami nimalize, Basi akajikaza hadi nikamliza! Hata sijui usingizi ulivyonipitia, nililala juu yake, saa 10 hivi, nikashtuka, nikajiweka pembeni! Saa 12, nikapata kengine. Kwa kweli nilifurahia Sana, Afande nae alinisifu Sana! Saa moja nikachomoka na mizigo yangu yote.

Ametoka kwenye mahafari, wakiwa na Mdogo wake, Pamoja na mama, tukaonana chako ni chako, nikanunua kuku pale then, tukawa tunakula tunapiga piga story, nikaaga! Akanitumia sms, usiende mbali, kesho tunarudi Dar, hivyo uje tuagane! Leo naomba uje mapema! Nikamwambia utanistua, akasema pouw! I have real missed it! Nami nikamwambia, it is just a day, lkn umenipa kumbukumbu nzuri kichwani!

Saa 4 usiku, meseji ikaingia, if you're free, then you're welcome! Nikamwabia, I will be there sweetie with no late! Nikaenda kula mtoto wa watu tena, nikapiga Hadi Asubuhi, then saa 1 nikabeba tena kibegi changu huyooo! Sasa ikawa mwendo wa sms, kadri nafasi ilivyopatikana tulipata kutano! Tumezunguka nae lodge nyingi nyingi tu Sinza!

Huyu sidhani kama urafiki unaw

Daah broo kwanza hongera kwa uandishii mzur!... Dadadekii .... 2 story Tamu! Na mee nakuja na yangu soon!

 

[affinitytz]

Wadau story zenye elements za illegality tubaki nazo rohoni .
We Kama ulikula mwanafunzi, mtungo , tigo kwa kukulazimisha etc etc Ni bora ukabaki nalo moyoni,

Ni kwa maslahi mapana ya Uzi, isije zikatafutwa sababu ikaonekana uzi una shawishi watu kufanya jinai tukakosa bara na pwani,

BTW, mwamba uliyeenda kumuona DED mwanza, umetisha!

Sent

Ni kweli.
Hapa ni stori za raha, ridhaa na zinazozingatia utu.
Mabaharia wa kweli huwa wanaheshimu mambo hayo.

 

[Mario Gomez]

Jinsi nilivyoliwa/kulana kimasihara na vijana tofauti:-

Nimesoma visa tofauti kwa muda mrefu ila nimeona na mimi nilete vyangu nimeona niweke kwa ID fake maana vingine [emoji28][emoji28] wazee wa kazi wasije ungamisha dots bure!

Kisa cha kwanza:-
Mimi hua ninakuaga na tabia ya kua attracted na mtu kutokana na vitu fulani ila siwez kujirahisisha akajua kua namuelewa na appearance yng naonekana km mdada very serious kufikia extent ya vijana wengi kunihofia ila deep inside nakuaga na vijitabia flani km vya kiume inshort napenda kutaste ladha tofauti baada ya hapo nakua happy na maisha yanaendelea
Kuliwa kimasihara kunakujaje:
Kuna kijana nilikutana nae maeneo ya kibo complex mi nilikua nimetoka job nikaona niko bored ngoja nipandishe sehemu nitulie kdg wakati niko nje nashuka kwenye gari mbele yangu nikaonana na kijana mmoja mtanashati kashuka kwenye gari very tall and handsome nikasema Mungu anaumba jmn...nikamuacha akatangulia mi nikafatia nikaingia pale lounge nikaagiza kinywaji huku nimetulia tu...bahati mbaya hua nina hulka yaani sipendag mwanaume anitongoze na mwanaume akinitongoza tu ni km ananiua nguvu napoteza kbs appetite nae sijui hua nakuaje natakaga mwanaume nimpitishe mimi mwnyw kwny akili yng ndio niwe nae inshort napenda kudeal na kitu roho inapenda...sasa wakati nimetulia pale lounge walikuja watu km wawili kuomba company nikawapotezea so nikawa alone Mungu si athumani akaja yule mr Crush akakaa karibu yangu though meza nyingine akawa busy anachat dizain km anamsubiria mtu mi namchora tu mwisho wa siku wakati namuangalia ghafla tukagongana macho nikampa tu hi akarespond kila mtu akaemdelea na mambo yake...to make the story short dem wk alikuja na mm I was alone till ameenda chooni nikamfata nikamwambia "nigger umenipendezea machoni can we hv a time after today?" Kumbe mjamaa nilimuatract muda mrefu akaniambia I liked u too sema nikaona jau kukusemesha hlf nikahisi uko na mtu maybe inshort nilishindwa kukuweka kundi lipi ila usijali huyu demu niko nae leo ni second appointment ila sio km ni dem wangu if your serious abt that naweza nikampanga mkmi na ww tubadilishe sehemu kwa maongezi zaidi nikamwambia ww tu km utaweza! Basi dem akapangwa akasepa japo kibishi mi nikawasha ki baby walker changu na yy akawasha yake tukaenda Sehem inaitwa "hangover" ipo mbezi beach tukapiga story mbili tatu nikaenda kwny gar yk akawa km ana uoga flani hv I kissed him damn the guy was a good kisser he responded well nikamwambia siwez sex kwny gari so tukaenda lodge aisee we had that heavy sex till niliporidhika asubuhi akanipeleka nikafata usafir wng maana nilipanda lake langu nililipia sehemu ilale! Since that day alinitafuta sana turudiena akaomba if possible tuanze mahusiano nikampotezea na nikamuweka wazi kua he was good in sex and every part but sikumpemda nilitamani kusex nae tu alinilaani mpk kesho popote ulipo J nisamehe tu ni ka umalaya kalikua kananisumbua


Kisa cha pili:-
Wakati harakati za maisha zinaendelea nilialikwa kwenye party flani hv so nikawa nimechill tu na marafki huku story za hapa na pale zinaendelea nikamuona kijana mmoja hv alikua black kimo cha kiasi ana dental formula nzuri hasaa alicheka utatamani umuangalie kila saa! Kulaleki nikasema huyu lzm nimpate tu basi party mpk inaisha mi nimekausha zangu tu wakati wa kuondoka nikamwabia nikamfata nikampa hi akarespond fresh tu nikamwambia congrats una meno mazuri akaona ki aibu flan hv akasema thanks alichonijib yy ni "you too yoir very beautiful naturally and Nimependa jinsi ulivyo calm it seems huna mambo mengi kbs yaani" nikajichekea moyoni kua kaka hunijui vzr acha kabisa i kust smiled then nikamsogelea karib nikamkiss hahaha! Jamaaa akaishiwa nguvu wakat namkiss nikamgundua weak point yk ni shingni nikadeal nako kwa muda nikaona hana ujanja huyu akaomba game mwnyw bila kupenda tukapanda kwny gari yk mpk kwake hehehe ile kuvua nguo damn mjinga alikua na miguu mizuri balaa we started kissing heavily akanivua nguo jamaa nikaona km anashindwa kuresist kabisaa touch nyng sana kuingia kdg tu akacum tukapiga km vitatu hv...jamaa akalala hoi na mi nikapumzika kufika asubuhi we had morning glory then nikawa naoga anirudishe kwangu jamaa akawa anainsist niendelee kuwepo bas zikanunuliwa wine pale kwa tukaandaa breakfast we had a day km mtu na mpenz wake ila nlivyoondoka nikampotezea aisee mshkaji alinitxt so many times kua haitakiwi tuishie hvy nikacheka tu jamaa angejua am a play girl asingejisumbua alipambana had kuwachek baadh ya rfk zng tuliokua wote kwny party siku ile kua alinielewa haikuzaa matunda sababu It was just a lust sikua na mapenz nae kabisa.

Kisa cha tatu:-
Nilikua chuo enzi hizo mjini Dom kiwanja flan hv kinaitwa Royal village n rfk zng tunapiga story za hapa na pale wakat nimetulia akaja mzungu flani hv kua amenielewa and bla bla bla nikaribie kwny meza yao akanionyesha ile meza damn nikaona kuna Hb flani wa nguvu kuliko wote nikaagree ila nia yng ni yule mwngn basi nikahamia pale katika story nikagundua ni wa spain wamekuja Dom for a project wakati story zinaendelea nikamnong'oneza yule HB akanipa phone namba yk tukaanza kuchat pale pale kupitia whatsap kulaleki nimamchombeza akaingia kingi...akatoka nje nikamfta tukapanda gari nikaenda hotel aliyofikia yaan kuingia na kuingia tu nilimvaa kwa french kiss heavy later ni kusaula na kuanza mambo aisee the guy was a good fucker we fucked and fucked sikumchoka ht kdg baada ya kwenda mara tatu aliniambia tu "pretty your too hot and tight hope to have you by my side again and again" inshort na mm nilimuelewa kidizain nikawa nae kwny mahusiano lwa miez 3 aliyokuepo nchini ila within those 3 months I enjoyed a lot till alivyoenda kwao aliniachia contacts ila sikutaka tena mawasiliano nae maana niliona nishaamza kumpenda hlf long distance rltnshp ingenitesa..popote ulipo Daniel Pablo Rodriguez I miss u much! Forgive me for not respond any of your txts.

Kisa cha nne:-
Nyumba niliyokua nimepanga dizain km ilikua imegawanywa mara 2 ile upande wa pili alikua akisshi mtu na mkewe walikua newly wed bado hawajawa na mtoto ofcz hatukua na mazoea sana zaid ya mawasiliano ya hapa na pale yes jamaa ni mzuri mno na mke wk ni mzuri pia...sikuwah kumtilia maanani yule mshkaji sababu alikua ni mume wa mtu pili sikutafa kufanya umafia wng kwa mtu wa karibu km yule wakat ananiheshim sana basi maisha yakawa yanaenda siku moja nikapata trip ya kikazi Dom nikaenda sehemu kusafisha macho na co-workers wenzangu sehemu maarufu km "pestana" basi bhn wakati tunaendelea na story za hapa na pale nikaenda toilet ile natoka tu naona mtu kanishika mkono kumuangalia Jesus! Alikua ni yule mpangaji mwenzangu wa kiume nikamchamgamkia kiaina nikamsalimia nikataka kuondoka akaniambia niko alone nimekuja Dom kikaz can we give each other a company nikamwambia no prblm story za hp na pale muda ukaenda nikamwambia nimechoka i need to rest bas alikua amekuja na gari ya ofisin kwao akanipa lift akanidrop mpk hotel niliyofikia nilimuona kbs alishanitamani ila alikua anaogopa kusema ile anataka kuondoka nikamvutia ndani nikamkiss tukakiss hatari after that we had sex non-stop he was good too and he had big thing aisee inshort we enjoyed to the maximum kufika mida nikamuamsha aende kwake alipofikia baada ya kutoka pale akaanza zile za unafny nn bby mara love nikamchana kbs that what happened was just a one night stand asahau kua n a mm tena jamaa anakua mkali eti why am I doing that to him mi nikapoteza nikarudi Dar...hahahaha! Siku naonana nae alivyoona mkewe katoka anainsist tuwe wote he is ready to pay some of my bills and bla bla bla nikamkimbusha tu nina my official boyfrnd so aache upuuz ilikua sio ngumu sana kumpotezea sababu alikua na mke wk pale pale ikafika muda my boyfrnd akija mara a text "ooh namuona mmeo" mara nini nikamblock ikawa salamu tu mpk kodi yao ilivyoisha wakahama na mkewe...E kokote ulipo i salite u mpe hi mkeo

Kisa cha tano:-
Kuna mkaka tunasali nae church alikua ni mtu wa kunimendea nikawa najifanya km simuoni the guy is rich and good looking ila kaoa so sikutaka visa na wanandoa basi alitry his level best ila nikawa nachomoa kipindi hicho nilikua ndio nimemaliza chuo maisha kitaa magumu kula na kulala tu nikamkumbuka nikasema ss hv akiomba meeting sitagoma ila nilikaa km mwez hv hakunichek tena dizain km alinipotezea hv bas siku nipo kwny bday ya rfk yang maeneo ya Samaki samaki nikamuona namshkaji mwngn alikua amekaa nae nikajifanya km sijamuona nilijua km bado nipo kichwani kwake atanitxt tu basi Mungu si athuman txt Ikaingia kwny screen "hellow I see you" nikareply kwa emoji ya kusmile nikamwambia I see you too basi akaomba nimjoin pale nikaringa ringa then nikaenda nikasema wow! Umekwisha bas kufika pale tukapiga story mbili tatu yule mwenzie akaaga nikabaki mimi na yy akaanza kulaumu like mbona nakua namfanyia hvy na kumpotezea simpi chance ya kumsikiliza nikamwambia am dating I cnt cheat on my man kumbe angejua angecheka! Akawa km ananiconvice hv mi kumbe muda nilishampangia the guy hakua mtu mzima by the time alikua na 36yrs na mm nilikua na 23yrs sema he was rich sababu nilikuja kugundua anadeal na biashara haramu! Bas akasuggest tuhame plae tuhamie masaki tukae tuongee pale anajulikana na wengi nikakubali tukaenda kule tukapiga story mbili tatu wakati anaendelea kuongea nikamsogelea nikamkiss [emoji28][emoji28] jamaa akaona mdada si ndio huyuu aisee alibook hotel fastaaa ndani humo sikufanya makosa jamaa aliita majina yote "baadae akaniambia your so good km mtu mzoefu sana but mbona our P is so tight and hot nikajifanya nilifundishwa na boyfrnd wng kumbe basi tu am an expert! Jamaaa alinipenda mnoo sitakija msahau ktk maisha yng yy ndie alienitafutia kazi...akanipangishia nyumba na baada ya mwaka akaninunulia gari yangu ya kwanza ilifika muda alikua ananijali lbd kuliko mke wk maana alikua anakuja anakaa kwangu mpk namfukuza arudi kwake! Mke wk alikuja km kuhisi mind that tulikua tunasali kanisa moja hlf boyfrnd wng alipata kaz Dar so ikawa ngumu kuwahandle nikampiga chini jamaa japo alimind mnoo ila mi nikapogilia msumari kua naogopa mke wake asije akajua basi ndio ikaishia hvy mpk leo ananiangaliaga kwa hasira tu najua anajuuuuta ku invest kwngu...angekua mume sio mume wa mtu lbd ningemfikiria ila kwa mume wa mtu hapanaa...J.M kokote ulipo nakumiss sana na nashukuru kwa wema wako ni wewe ndie ulienitengenezea mfereji mzuri wa maisha ubarikiwe!

Kisa cha sita na cha mwisho:-
Nikiwa chuo kuna mkaka ndio alikua handsome wa darasha the guy is tall...goodlooking when I say goodlooking I mean it...ana dental formula saafi ana dimples[emoji3059] mweupe ana pigo za kuvaa cadet with shirts sio kihuni huni aisee nilikua nilitokea kumpenda sanaa...jamaa ktk harakati zake akanitongozaga nikamchomolea sababu by the time nilikua nipo kwny serious relationshp na kaboyfrnd kangu ka tangia o level japo tulikua vyou tofauti ila kalikua kanakaba balaa...bas nilivyomchomolea jamaa akarudia mara ya pili akapotezea ila tukawa marafiki wa kawaida tu ktk kuja kukaa si nikajua kumbe yule boyfrnd wng wa siku zote ananicheat nililia nikataka kufa! Ila ikawa ndio hvy sasa nikakumbuka moyo wng umempenda huyu best frnd wng ila nitamwambia vp niwe nae wakati nishamfriend zone na ana demu wake? Dah kkabid nipotezee tu ila roho huku inaniuma kusalitiwa na jamaa hana time na mm tena anajua nina mtu wangu...Mungu sio athumani siku tupo na huyu mr handsome sehemu niliingiwa na uchungu had nikadondosha choz mbele yk akaniuliza "what is wrong with u D yaan hiz siku za karibun nakuona ur not okay at all" ndio alifungulia kilio nilitoa uchungu wangu wote akaniambia nyamaza usilie twende nikupeleke room kwako room nilikua naish na frnd wng ila hakuepo siku hiyo bas akanifikisha pale akanihug like "D your still in my heart since the first time nakuona wakati tunafanya registration ila ndio hvy hukuwahi kunipenda I hope you heal frm this and u get a good man" yaan alivyomaliza tu nilihug tight I cried for the last time then nikafuta machozi nikamwambia " I cnt say I love u bt I like u alot too" we started kissing we kissed till the guy akawa amelainika baada ya kuvua nguo akabaki km anashangaa haamini anachokiona...jamani ile kuvua nguo ndio niliexperience vzr uzuri wa yule kaka bwana aisee! Wachaga wanatoa mbegu nzuri si mchezo...ilipigwa shoo moja jamaa ni analalamika tu why we ddnt do that mapema after that day mi nikataka nipotezee maana mshkaji alikua ana demu ila akanitongoza rasmi akampiga chini demu wk and we started officially dating inshort we looked good together kila mtu alikua alituona must anasema u guys love each other...ila pamoja na hayo I cheated on him kwa kua kalikua km ni katabia kangu bt he never found out sababu nilikua nampenda mnooooo sijui kale katabia kalikua ni km ka pepo ila ckuwah kufanya ujinga kwa watu around chuo! Mpk ninavyotype hp ndio mwanaume nilienae amekuja kunitolea mahari and am officially engaged to him tunasubir corona ipite tufunge harusi!

Thank you my G kwa kunipenda na naomba unisamehe kwa maupumbavu niliyokua nayafanya behind your back maybe na ww ulikua unayafanya pia but as long as hukuwah kujua na mm ckuwah kujua thats show how much we loved each other!

Jamani ile tabia officially nilishaicha maana nimetest kila mtu niliejiskia kumtest nimeona tofaut ni ndogo sana na my G sio km ni better kuliko wote ila I just love him tu yaani ila kwa uhandsome nadhani kawazidi hahahahah!

Nilichokuja kugundua ni kua sio mtu ukilala na watu tofauti unachoka hiyo ni nadharia nadhan utight wa sehemu na ujoto ni maumbile inshort my G anani pamper kua yaani mke wangu nakuonaga mpya everyday bas ananipaga bichwaaa mwanyewe anakwambia sikuchoki ht kdg yaani I feel loved by him balaa!

Mwisho!

Jamani wale wazee wa utakatifu msiniumbue na kunijudge sana haya mambo yapo tu either ujue au usiyajue

Natumaini tayari umeshaolewa.Kwa jinsi nilivyosoma ulivyoliwa kimasihara inaonyesha tabia yako ya ndani kabisa ni ya umalaya hata baada ya kuolewa utaendelea tu kupiga nyoka pale unapopata nafasi.Pole yake huyo muoaji.

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[msafinia]

Duh mwamba ulikosea bana

Nilikosea wapi mwamba?

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[mtu mwembamba]

Dah story ndefu imeandikwa kwa mtiririko mzuri tatizo lugha ya Malkia

 

[rikiboy]

Dah story ndefu imeandikwa kwa mtiririko mzuri tatizo lugha ya Malkia

Leo hadi lugha ya malkia,[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787] Siku uzi utafika daily newz..!! Sasa mwamba anaelewa kiswahil au??

 

[Verifier]

Ni mnamo miaka ya katikati ya tisini nikiwa masomoni Kenya, mimi na rafiki yangu mmoja toka South Africa tulipata safari ya kwenda kufanya field katika nchi ya DRC. Huyu bwana alishauri tutumie usafiri wa barabara ili tuweze kuyaona mazingira vizuri.

Safari yetu tilitumia usafiri wa basi la Akamba toka Nairobi kuelekea Kampla! Safari ilikuwa nzuri na hakukuwa na rabsha yoyote njiani. Tulifika hotelini, tukajimwagia maji kuondoa uchovu wa safari. Jamaa alipendekeza tusile hotelini bali twende zetu mitaani. Kwa kipindi kile, Kampala ilikuwa inapendeza sana wakati wa usiku hakukuwa na visa vya kijinga jinga. Boda boda kwa kwenda mbele usiku na mitaa mingi ikiangazwa na kung'arishwa kwa taa za barabarani. Polisi walikuwa wengi wakisaidia kuweka amani na utulivu.

Tulikamata boda boda mbili tukawaomba watupeleke kwenye sehemu nzuri ya chakula iliyochangamka. Basi tulipelekwa sehemu inaitwa KABALAGALA ni sehemu nzuri kwa chakula lakini tukakuta hapakuchangamka sana. Tuliamua kula pale na kisha tukakamata Boda Boda nyingine wakatupeleka kwenye live band. Siwezi kumbuka jina la hii sehemu tuliyopelekwa!

Tuliingia kwa hii hotel na tukaenda kaa zetu kaunta. Watu walikuwa wengi wakisakata rumba na akina dada walikuwepo kibao. Tulikuwa tumekaa zetu tukipiga story huku tukiburudisha macho yetu kwa wasakata na rhumba! Basi, walianza kujileta wadada kwetu wakiomba tutwape vinywaji na tujumuike kucheza nao. Tulichofanya ni kuwanunulia na kutokubali kujumuika nao. Walikuwepoa wadada toka Ethiopia, Somalia...... Basi hawa wadada walipenda kutujua zaidi na tuliwasisitizia kuwa sisi ni Waganda lakini wao walidai sisi ni WATZ! Eti tu kwa ukarimu wetu wa kuwapatia vinywaji!

Tuliendelea kukaa pale hadi muda mbovu wa saa tisa na tukaondoka na wadada wawili toka Ethiopia. Kwenye mida ya saa kumi na moja asubuhi nilimsikia jamaa yangu anapiga kelele! Yule mdada aliyeenda naye alimtolea kisu akidai anahitaji apewe USD 400! Jamaa alimdanganya kuwa pesa ninazo mimi hivyo asubiri aongee nami. Uzuri Kiingereza kwa huyo binti kilikuwa hakipandi vyema hivyo ikatupa fursa ya kuongea na uongozi wa hoteli walioleta askari na binti akakamatwa!

Tuliona tumeanza safari na mkosi hivyo tukaamua tuendelee na safari. Tukaenda kituo cha mabasi tukapata basi linaloenda mji wa Kasese ambako tulifika mida ya saa nane mchana na kisha tukapanda gari dogo kuelekea mpaka wa Uganda na DRC kwenye mji wa Kasindi. Tuliingia hapo mida ya saa kumi na moja jioni. Maisha hapo mpakani ni kama yalikuwa yamekufa kutokana na hofu ya rebels. Tulipata nyumba ya wageni ya hovyoo. Hakukuwa na huduma ya chakula. Bahati iliyoje tulikuwa tumekula Kasese. Basi tuliona vi vema tukate maji tu.

Hakukuwa na bar, pombe inauzwa nyumbani kwa watu. Tulionyeshwa mji mmoja wanapouza pombe mida ya saa moja usiku. Tulianza kunywa hapo tukiwa na Mama wmenye mji pamoja na mabinti watatu. Kisha walikuja njema kama tano hapo. Stori ziliendelea na offa ya bia ya PRIMUS ikiendelea kutolewa. Alikuwepo binti mdogo mzuri hapo, nikamchombeza akakubali nikampeleka upenuni mwa myumba nikajilia. Tulirudi na kikao ikaendelea. Mida ya saa tano usiku, wakaja askari wakatukamata mimi na mwenzangu wakatupeleka police post kuhojiwa. Tumehojiwa hadi saa saba usiku ndio wakaturuhusu tuondoke. Walidhani sisi ni Spies wa rebels!

 

[koncho77]

Kakingereza bhana achana nako kabisa

 

[t blj]

Kula masikhara kwa English haionogi kabisa.
describing the mysterious events kwa Kiingereza is not interesting at all

+1
mie hata sijaelewa alipiga' tako' ngapi sijui kama akitumie staili ya popo kanyea mbingu , kifo cha mende ,au mbuzi kagoma... aghrrrr

Story ni nzuri ila ya baridi saaana , just because of language

 

[Binkcarter]

Writing comes easy to others, but not to some. It is a task that is usually considered as a hassle and people seem to develop a hatred for it after a few failed writings . But some have learned that it can be an easy way to express your feelings, and the feelings of others. Your writing is beautiful.
I couldn't put the story down" or something to that extent would certainly make my day....YOU THE G.O.T, I salute you man.

Salutation from one legend to another🤛🏿.

 

[DanbyHR]

Hii sasa mara ya tatu nimekula tunda kimasihara tu kwa watu watatu tofauti. Kanyota kanang'aa sana sijui, manake ilikuwa kama utani utani.

Iko kuna mtoto mmoja mkali sana umbo la kibantu nido ndogo ndogo zilizotuna vizuri, ila rangi yake si nyeusi kivile wala si nyeupe. Nikiwa naenda mishe mishe huwa nakutana nae pale kituoni, yaelekea anakaa karibu na mitaa nayokaa.

Siku hiyo nkaenda zangu kuanzima gari cuz nilikuwa naenda umbali mrefu nkaona daladala ntachelewa na mafoleni haya ndo itakuwa soo. Bwana Kiduku Lilo akasema chukua hiyo Jeep Grand Cherokee 2019, nkamwambia sitachukua muda mrefu.

Nkapiga mishe mishe zangu nko na ndinga. Dakika kadhaa nkamaliza nkasema hawezekani nimalize mapema hivi wacha nizunguke mitaa manake nilikuta gari iko full tank. Nkala mitaa nkapita mitaa fulani nkaona mwanamke mbele, kwa sifa nkaanza kunyata.

Mwanamke akapiga mkono, kufungua dirisha nimcheki manzi wa kila siku kituoni. Nilitaka nipotee cuz nilikuwa namgwaya hatari kwa jinsi alivyo. Akauliza aah!! Kumbe wewe nilikuwa nataka unisogeze hapo mbele kituoni nipate daladala niende nyumbani, saivi waenda wapi? Nkajibu home (sikujua jibu limetokea wapi). Akasema basi twende wote manake nakuonaga pale kituoni. Ukiniacha pale nakuwa nimefika.

Hata sijamruhusu huyo ndani kashafunga na mkanda tayari. Nkaona isiwe case nkakiwasha mwendo mwendo cuz umbali ulikuwa mrefu ili niwahi kurudisha ndinga. Ndani tuko kibubu tu cuz mi mapigo ya moyo yalikuwa hayasomi vizuri.

Fasta kituoni tumefika akagoma shuka anataka nimsogeze kwake, nkamsogeza hapakuwa mbali sana, nkaingiza ndinga mpaka kwake, cuz kulikuwa na ua wa maana. Akagoma shuka tena nkamuuliza kisa nini, akasema chukua namba yangu nkachukua akasema piga nkapiga, ikasoma kwake. Akasema hapo safi. Ila nakuomba punzika kidogo kwangu.

Mi hapo natetemeka tu cuz mtoto alikuwa wamoto hatari. Nkashuka nkachoma ndani, nkakaa kama dk 2 mtoto katoka yuko mwelemwele anawaka sauti imekuwa nyingine anadai leo yuko mwenyewe mdogo wake hayupo, then ana hamu sana ya mambo yetu ya kiutu uzima. So sipaswi kukimbia ye ndo hivyo tena.

Na mimi huku sauti haitoki vizuri manake hapo kashagusa kunako, sijakaa sawa denda mdomoni, sijakaa sawa mtoto kanivua T-shirt... Eeeh!! Yakawa yakuwa kwenye sofa, kitandani, kwenye meza, bafuni, mara kule.

Nakuja kusituka kumekucha tayari. Nacheki pembeni mtoto anasema asante sana, unafanya kazi? Leo hauendi utakuwa umechoka sana, leo jumapili pia zingatia hilo. Kucheki simu mwenye gari kapiga simu kama mara mia hivi na kidogo. (NOTE : Si bwana Kiduku Lilo).

 

[kitalembwa]

Nimesoma Sana Visa humu ngoja niweke changu kilichotokea Jana 26/7/2020

Mtaani karibu na ninapoishi Kuna Dem mmoja mzuri Sana rangi ya mtume (in lemutuz voice) , huyu Dem anauza duka la chakula pia Kuna mpesa,, ! Washkaji mtaani wanamsema ana nyodo Sana , pia huwa anajisikia flani hata ukienda hapo kupata huduma anajifanyisha Hana time, kwa kifupi Ni mtu ambaye sio mcheshi, hazoeleki !!

Of course Nina namba zake lakn kutokana na maringo yake, Sina time nae, huwa namcheki tu nikitaka kuulizia bidhaa hapo dukan au Mambo ya miamala,,, ! Ukisema umzoeshe chats kidogo anajibu mno shot Kama hataki vile,,,

Dukan kwake huwa anafunga saa 8 -10 siku za jumapili ,,, Sasa Jana Niko zangu home tu nishakula lunch mida ya mchana nikampigia kumuulizia huduma flani ya muamala kama anaweza kuwa na hicho kiasi niende kutoa,,,

Baada ya kunipa jibu, nikaweka kautani kidogo karibu home nipo bored nakunywa bia,,, (of course hm sikosi kileo,,,) akacheka kumbe unakunywa nikasema naonja onja tu ,,, nikamchomekea utakuja ? Akasema kwako siji chagua sehm nyingine,,,,

Aloo kwa hii kauli nilipata Moto balaa,, nikamwambia poa ukifunga nicheki, akajibu sawa,, nikaumiza kichwa huyu ananichora ama kweli ? Mwana nikajiandaa chap chap, then nikawaza nimpeleke kiwanja gan ? VIP , uswaz au pa kawaida ?

Kuna wazo likanijia, Kuna bar flan ya kistarabu, Haina wateja wengi Sana pia pana lodge,, nikawaza pengine nikamsaundisha nikipewa tunda hapo patatufaa,,, nikatangulia pale then nikampigia nikamuelekeza achukue boda,,, nikanywa bia Kama 2 mtoto huyoo,,, akaja, story kidogo akaagiza whindhoek, akapiga kama 4 , mm namsoma tu naona bado mzima ila kachangamka kiasi,, wazo likanijia nikamwambia dizaini hapa pana kelele why tusikae sehm tulivu , akajibu wapi nikamwambia hata room,,, akasema wee naogopa, nikakomaa akakubali kwa masharti nisijemsumbua huko ndani, aloo moyo ulipiga paaa paaa kwa furaha ! Nikaagza bia zangu 2, na yy zake 2 tukazama nazo ndan, nikamchokoza kidogo naona anatoa ushirikiano,,nikajilia kiulainiiiiiiii ,,,, !!

 

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Uzi umeletwa kwa kiswahili wewe unaweka urashford . aaaaah

Watu wengine cjui huwa wanajionaje kha kama ametusomesha bhana sasa ndo nini hivi

 

[Mikito Mikito]

Siombei mabaya lakini kufa kwa panzi furaha kwa kunguru ....naona watu wanavyokula matunda KIMASIHARA hapa Uhuru wanapishana chooni wengine wanaenda geust na lodge za karibu kama haupo mbali sogea sogea hapa na wewe ujipatie baharia mwenzangu pisi za kutosha kutoka sehemu mbali mbali bila kusahau buza

 

[Expert Judgement]

Jinsi nilivyoliwa/kulana kimasihara na vijana tofauti:-

Nimesoma visa tofauti kwa muda mrefu ila nimeona na mimi nilete vyangu nimeona niweke kwa ID fake maana vingine [emoji28][emoji28] wazee wa kazi wasije ungamisha dots bure!

Kisa cha kwanza:-
Mimi hua ninakuaga na tabia ya kua attracted na mtu kutokana na vitu fulani ila siwez kujirahisisha akajua kua namuelewa na appearance yng naonekana km mdada very serious kufikia extent ya vijana wengi kunihofia ila deep inside nakuaga na vijitabia flani km vya kiume inshort napenda kutaste ladha tofauti baada ya hapo nakua happy na maisha yanaendelea
Kuliwa kimasihara kunakujaje:
Kuna kijana nilikutana nae maeneo ya kibo complex mi nilikua nimetoka job nikaona niko bored ngoja nipandishe sehemu nitulie kdg wakati niko nje nashuka kwenye gari mbele yangu nikaonana na kijana mmoja mtanashati kashuka kwenye gari very tall and handsome nikasema Mungu anaumba jmn...nikamuacha akatangulia mi nikafatia nikaingia pale lounge nikaagiza kinywaji huku nimetulia tu...bahati mbaya hua nina hulka yaani sipendag mwanaume anitongoze na mwanaume akinitongoza tu ni km ananiua nguvu napoteza kbs appetite nae sijui hua nakuaje natakaga mwanaume nimpitishe mimi mwnyw kwny akili yng ndio niwe nae inshort napenda kudeal na kitu roho inapenda...sasa wakati nimetulia pale lounge walikuja watu km wawili kuomba company nikawapotezea so nikawa alone Mungu si athumani akaja yule mr Crush akakaa karibu yangu though meza nyingine akawa busy anachat dizain km anamsubiria mtu mi namchora tu mwisho wa siku wakati namuangalia ghafla tukagongana macho nikampa tu hi akarespond kila mtu akaemdelea na mambo yake...to make the story short dem wk alikuja na mm I was alone till ameenda chooni nikamfata nikamwambia "nigger umenipendezea machoni can we hv a time after today?" Kumbe mjamaa nilimuatract muda mrefu akaniambia I liked u too sema nikaona jau kukusemesha hlf nikahisi uko na mtu maybe inshort nilishindwa kukuweka kundi lipi ila usijali huyu demu niko nae leo ni second appointment ila sio km ni dem wangu if your serious abt that naweza nikampanga mkmi na ww tubadilishe sehemu kwa maongezi zaidi nikamwambia ww tu km utaweza! Basi dem akapangwa akasepa japo kibishi mi nikawasha ki baby walker changu na yy akawasha yake tukaenda Sehem inaitwa "hangover" ipo mbezi beach tukapiga story mbili tatu nikaenda kwny gar yk akawa km ana uoga flani hv I kissed him damn the guy was a good kisser he responded well nikamwambia siwez sex kwny gari so tukaenda lodge aisee we had that heavy sex till niliporidhika asubuhi akanipeleka nikafata usafir wng maana nilipanda lake langu nililipia sehemu ilale! Since that day alinitafuta sana turudiena akaomba if possible tuanze mahusiano nikampotezea na nikamuweka wazi kua he was good in sex and every part but sikumpemda nilitamani kusex nae tu alinilaani mpk kesho popote ulipo J nisamehe tu ni ka umalaya kalikua kananisumbua


Kisa cha pili:-
Wakati harakati za maisha zinaendelea nilialikwa kwenye party flani hv so nikawa nimechill tu na marafki huku story za hapa na pale zinaendelea nikamuona kijana mmoja hv alikua black kimo cha kiasi ana dental formula nzuri hasaa alicheka utatamani umuangalie kila saa! Kulaleki nikasema huyu lzm nimpate tu basi party mpk inaisha mi nimekausha zangu tu wakati wa kuondoka nikamwabia nikamfata nikampa hi akarespond fresh tu nikamwambia congrats una meno mazuri akaona ki aibu flan hv akasema thanks alichonijib yy ni "you too yoir very beautiful naturally and Nimependa jinsi ulivyo calm it seems huna mambo mengi kbs yaani" nikajichekea moyoni kua kaka hunijui vzr acha kabisa i kust smiled then nikamsogelea karib nikamkiss hahaha! Jamaaa akaishiwa nguvu wakat namkiss nikamgundua weak point yk ni shingni nikadeal nako kwa muda nikaona hana ujanja huyu akaomba game mwnyw bila kupenda tukapanda kwny gari yk mpk kwake hehehe ile kuvua nguo damn mjinga alikua na miguu mizuri balaa we started kissing heavily akanivua nguo jamaa nikaona km anashindwa kuresist kabisaa touch nyng sana kuingia kdg tu akacum tukapiga km vitatu hv...jamaa akalala hoi na mi nikapumzika kufika asubuhi we had morning glory then nikawa naoga anirudishe kwangu jamaa akawa anainsist niendelee kuwepo bas zikanunuliwa wine pale kwa tukaandaa breakfast we had a day km mtu na mpenz wake ila nlivyoondoka nikampotezea aisee mshkaji alinitxt so many times kua haitakiwi tuishie hvy nikacheka tu jamaa angejua am a play girl asingejisumbua alipambana had kuwachek baadh ya rfk zng tuliokua wote kwny party siku ile kua alinielewa haikuzaa matunda sababu It was just a lust sikua na mapenz nae kabisa.

Kisa cha tatu:-
Nilikua chuo enzi hizo mjini Dom kiwanja flan hv kinaitwa Royal village n rfk zng tunapiga story za hapa na pale wakat nimetulia akaja mzungu flani hv kua amenielewa and bla bla bla nikaribie kwny meza yao akanionyesha ile meza damn nikaona kuna Hb flani wa nguvu kuliko wote nikaagree ila nia yng ni yule mwngn basi nikahamia pale katika story nikagundua ni wa spain wamekuja Dom for a project wakati story zinaendelea nikamnong'oneza yule HB akanipa phone namba yk tukaanza kuchat pale pale kupitia whatsap kulaleki nimamchombeza akaingia kingi...akatoka nje nikamfta tukapanda gari nikaenda hotel aliyofikia yaan kuingia na kuingia tu nilimvaa kwa french kiss heavy later ni kusaula na kuanza mambo aisee the guy was a good fucker we fucked and fucked sikumchoka ht kdg baada ya kwenda mara tatu aliniambia tu "pretty your too hot and tight hope to have you by my side again and again" inshort na mm nilimuelewa kidizain nikawa nae kwny mahusiano lwa miez 3 aliyokuepo nchini ila within those 3 months I enjoyed a lot till alivyoenda kwao aliniachia contacts ila sikutaka tena mawasiliano nae maana niliona nishaamza kumpenda hlf long distance rltnshp ingenitesa..popote ulipo Daniel Pablo Rodriguez I miss u much! Forgive me for not respond any of your txts.

Kisa cha nne:-
Nyumba niliyokua nimepanga dizain km ilikua imegawanywa mara 2 ile upande wa pili alikua akisshi mtu na mkewe walikua newly wed bado hawajawa na mtoto ofcz hatukua na mazoea sana zaid ya mawasiliano ya hapa na pale yes jamaa ni mzuri mno na mke wk ni mzuri pia...sikuwah kumtilia maanani yule mshkaji sababu alikua ni mume wa mtu pili sikutafa kufanya umafia wng kwa mtu wa karibu km yule wakat ananiheshim sana basi maisha yakawa yanaenda siku moja nikapata trip ya kikazi Dom nikaenda sehemu kusafisha macho na co-workers wenzangu sehemu maarufu km "pestana" basi bhn wakati tunaendelea na story za hapa na pale nikaenda toilet ile natoka tu naona mtu kanishika mkono kumuangalia Jesus! Alikua ni yule mpangaji mwenzangu wa kiume nikamchamgamkia kiaina nikamsalimia nikataka kuondoka akaniambia niko alone nimekuja Dom kikaz can we give each other a company nikamwambia no prblm story za hp na pale muda ukaenda nikamwambia nimechoka i need to rest bas alikua amekuja na gari ya ofisin kwao akanipa lift akanidrop mpk hotel niliyofikia nilimuona kbs alishanitamani ila alikua anaogopa kusema ile anataka kuondoka nikamvutia ndani nikamkiss tukakiss hatari after that we had sex non-stop he was good too and he had big thing aisee inshort we enjoyed to the maximum kufika mida nikamuamsha aende kwake alipofikia baada ya kutoka pale akaanza zile za unafny nn bby mara love nikamchana kbs that what happened was just a one night stand asahau kua n a mm tena jamaa anakua mkali eti why am I doing that to him mi nikapoteza nikarudi Dar...hahahaha! Siku naonana nae alivyoona mkewe katoka anainsist tuwe wote he is ready to pay some of my bills and bla bla bla nikamkimbusha tu nina my official boyfrnd so aache upuuz ilikua sio ngumu sana kumpotezea sababu alikua na mke wk pale pale ikafika muda my boyfrnd akija mara a text "ooh namuona mmeo" mara nini nikamblock ikawa salamu tu mpk kodi yao ilivyoisha wakahama na mkewe...E kokote ulipo i salite u mpe hi mkeo

Kisa cha tano:-
Kuna mkaka tunasali nae church alikua ni mtu wa kunimendea nikawa najifanya km simuoni the guy is rich and good looking ila kaoa so sikutaka visa na wanandoa basi alitry his level best ila nikawa nachomoa kipindi hicho nilikua ndio nimemaliza chuo maisha kitaa magumu kula na kulala tu nikamkumbuka nikasema ss hv akiomba meeting sitagoma ila nilikaa km mwez hv hakunichek tena dizain km alinipotezea hv bas siku nipo kwny bday ya rfk yang maeneo ya Samaki samaki nikamuona namshkaji mwngn alikua amekaa nae nikajifanya km sijamuona nilijua km bado nipo kichwani kwake atanitxt tu basi Mungu si athuman txt Ikaingia kwny screen "hellow I see you" nikareply kwa emoji ya kusmile nikamwambia I see you too basi akaomba nimjoin pale nikaringa ringa then nikaenda nikasema wow! Umekwisha bas kufika pale tukapiga story mbili tatu yule mwenzie akaaga nikabaki mimi na yy akaanza kulaumu like mbona nakua namfanyia hvy na kumpotezea simpi chance ya kumsikiliza nikamwambia am dating I cnt cheat on my man kumbe angejua angecheka! Akawa km ananiconvice hv mi kumbe muda nilishampangia the guy hakua mtu mzima by the time alikua na 36yrs na mm nilikua na 23yrs sema he was rich sababu nilikuja kugundua anadeal na biashara haramu! Bas akasuggest tuhame plae tuhamie masaki tukae tuongee pale anajulikana na wengi nikakubali tukaenda kule tukapiga story mbili tatu wakati anaendelea kuongea nikamsogelea nikamkiss [emoji28][emoji28] jamaa akaona mdada si ndio huyuu aisee alibook hotel fastaaa ndani humo sikufanya makosa jamaa aliita majina yote "baadae akaniambia your so good km mtu mzoefu sana but mbona our P is so tight and hot nikajifanya nilifundishwa na boyfrnd wng kumbe basi tu am an expert! Jamaaa alinipenda mnoo sitakija msahau ktk maisha yng yy ndie alienitafutia kazi...akanipangishia nyumba na baada ya mwaka akaninunulia gari yangu ya kwanza ilifika muda alikua ananijali lbd kuliko mke wk maana alikua anakuja anakaa kwangu mpk namfukuza arudi kwake! Mke wk alikuja km kuhisi mind that tulikua tunasali kanisa moja hlf boyfrnd wng alipata kaz Dar so ikawa ngumu kuwahandle nikampiga chini jamaa japo alimind mnoo ila mi nikapogilia msumari kua naogopa mke wake asije akajua basi ndio ikaishia hvy mpk leo ananiangaliaga kwa hasira tu najua anajuuuuta ku invest kwngu...angekua mume sio mume wa mtu lbd ningemfikiria ila kwa mume wa mtu hapanaa...J.M kokote ulipo nakumiss sana na nashukuru kwa wema wako ni wewe ndie ulienitengenezea mfereji mzuri wa maisha ubarikiwe!

Kisa cha sita na cha mwisho:-
Nikiwa chuo kuna mkaka ndio alikua handsome wa darasha the guy is tall...goodlooking when I say goodlooking I mean it...ana dental formula saafi ana dimples[emoji3059] mweupe ana pigo za kuvaa cadet with shirts sio kihuni huni aisee nilikua nilitokea kumpenda sanaa...jamaa ktk harakati zake akanitongozaga nikamchomolea sababu by the time nilikua nipo kwny serious relationshp na kaboyfrnd kangu ka tangia o level japo tulikua vyou tofauti ila kalikua kanakaba balaa...bas nilivyomchomolea jamaa akarudia mara ya pili akapotezea ila tukawa marafiki wa kawaida tu ktk kuja kukaa si nikajua kumbe yule boyfrnd wng wa siku zote ananicheat nililia nikataka kufa! Ila ikawa ndio hvy sasa nikakumbuka moyo wng umempenda huyu best frnd wng ila nitamwambia vp niwe nae wakati nishamfriend zone na ana demu wake? Dah kkabid nipotezee tu ila roho huku inaniuma kusalitiwa na jamaa hana time na mm tena anajua nina mtu wangu...Mungu sio athumani siku tupo na huyu mr handsome sehemu niliingiwa na uchungu had nikadondosha choz mbele yk akaniuliza "what is wrong with u D yaan hiz siku za karibun nakuona ur not okay at all" ndio alifungulia kilio nilitoa uchungu wangu wote akaniambia nyamaza usilie twende nikupeleke room kwako room nilikua naish na frnd wng ila hakuepo siku hiyo bas akanifikisha pale akanihug like "D your still in my heart since the first time nakuona wakati tunafanya registration ila ndio hvy hukuwahi kunipenda I hope you heal frm this and u get a good man" yaan alivyomaliza tu nilihug tight I cried for the last time then nikafuta machozi nikamwambia " I cnt say I love u bt I like u alot too" we started kissing we kissed till the guy akawa amelainika baada ya kuvua nguo akabaki km anashangaa haamini anachokiona...jamani ile kuvua nguo ndio niliexperience vzr uzuri wa yule kaka bwana aisee! Wachaga wanatoa mbegu nzuri si mchezo...ilipigwa shoo moja jamaa ni analalamika tu why we ddnt do that mapema after that day mi nikataka nipotezee maana mshkaji alikua ana demu ila akanitongoza rasmi akampiga chini demu wk and we started officially dating inshort we looked good together kila mtu alikua alituona must anasema u guys love each other...ila pamoja na hayo I cheated on him kwa kua kalikua km ni katabia kangu bt he never found out sababu nilikua nampenda mnooooo sijui kale katabia kalikua ni km ka pepo ila ckuwah kufanya ujinga kwa watu around chuo! Mpk ninavyotype hp ndio mwanaume nilienae amekuja kunitolea mahari and am officially engaged to him tunasubir corona ipite tufunge harusi!

Thank you my G kwa kunipenda na naomba unisamehe kwa maupumbavu niliyokua nayafanya behind your back maybe na ww ulikua unayafanya pia but as long as hukuwah kujua na mm ckuwah kujua thats show how much we loved each other!

Jamani ile tabia officially nilishaicha maana nimetest kila mtu niliejiskia kumtest nimeona tofaut ni ndogo sana na my G sio km ni better kuliko wote ila I just love him tu yaani ila kwa uhandsome nadhani kawazidi hahahahah!

Nilichokuja kugundua ni kua sio mtu ukilala na watu tofauti unachoka hiyo ni nadharia nadhan utight wa sehemu na ujoto ni maumbile inshort my G anani pamper kua yaani mke wangu nakuonaga mpya everyday bas ananipaga bichwaaa mwanyewe anakwambia sikuchoki ht kdg yaani I feel loved by him balaa!

Mwisho!

Jamani wale wazee wa utakatifu msiniumbue na kunijudge sana haya mambo yapo tu either ujue au usiyajue

Sio mwandiko wa Lara 1 huu?

 

[Scolari]

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