Ulishawahi kutoka kimapenzi na rafiki wa mpenzi wako?

Ulishawahi kutoka kimapenzi na rafiki wa mpenzi wako?

Mi sijui kama ni sheria au lazima ndio maana nimekupa hao watu nafikiri watakupa majibu ya kurizisha kabisa yatakayokujenga na kukupa faida kwa kile uhulizacho

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Zero IQ said:
Je ulishawahi kutoka kimapenzi na Rafiki wa mpenzi wako?

Binafsi nilipita na marafiki watatu wa mpenzi wangu kwa mpigo na wote walikuwa wananipenda cha kushangaza licha ya kuja kujuana hawakuwahi kugombana bado wako mabest na mi bado nawala tofauti kwa sasa kila mmoja yupo mkoa wake mmoja yuko dar,mwingine moro na wa mwisho yupo hapa dom kwenye harakati zao za kutafuta maisha .



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Zero IQ said:
Je ulishawahi kutoka kimapenzi na Rafiki wa mpenzi wako?

Binafsi nilipita na marafiki watatu wa mpenzi wangu kwa mpigo na wote walikuwa wananipenda cha kushangaza licha ya kuja kujuana hawakuwahi kugombana bado wako mabest na mi bado nawala tofauti kwa sasa kila mmoja yupo mkoa wake mmoja yuko dar,mwingine moro na wa mwisho yupo hapa dom kwenye harakati zao za kutafuta maisha .



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Siku moja nimepumzika home,,nikasikia Simu yngu inaita,,,ilikiwa kama saa tatu usiku,,
,,kuchungulia,,naona FARIDA calling,, Demu Wangu fulani wa Singida,,mtoto alikuwa mtamu hatari,
,basi kwenye story story ,,akanambiya leo tupo harusini maeneo ya Kimara,,tukitoka hapa Nataka nije kwako kulala,,,,maana tukitoka hapa nyumbani hatuwezi kuingia ,,
nikamuuliza unasema hatuwezi kuingia kwani mpo wangapi? akasema ,,,nipo na friend wangu fulani,,,tumemaliza wote Chuo,,

Pale pale masikio yangu yalisimama kama mbwa kaona mchawi,,
,,,nikasema namtaka huyo friend wake nimwone,,,,kama ni mzuri ,,Leo hatoki,,namla..

,Basi nikamwambiya ukiwa tayari kuja nishtue,,
Nikaanza kupanga mbinu ,,ili niwale wote,,,ijapokuwa huyo friend wake simjuwi na wala hatujawahi kuonana maishani ila nilipata hamu ya kula shemeji.

,Mimi naishi mwenyewe nyumba nzima,
Ina vyumba 3 vya kulala,,,nilichofanya haraka haraka nikafunga vyumba 2 ,,kikabaki kile master ninachokaa mwenyewe,

,,Muda kidogo Simu yangu ikaita kunijulisha kwamba wapo getini,
nifungulie geti,,farida calling,

Nikiwa naelekea getini ,,,macho na shauku yangu ilikiwa ni kumuona huyo friend wa farida,,,,
aisee toto lilikuwa zuri hatari,, mtoto kaenda juu wastani,,ana rangi ya kinyaturu halafu kakatika kiunoni,I,,kifuani ziwa embe dodo,

,,nikasema leo mbuzi kafia kwa muuza mapupu,,
,nikawakaribisha ndani sitting room,,
Tukiwa tupo kwenye maongezi nikaona yule shemeji macho yake hayatulii,,Mara anaangalia juu mara huku nikaona niwaache kwa dk kadhaa ili anikaguwe kwanza kabla sijatupa ndoano zangu kwake,nikijioa ubusy fulani kwa muda ili wabaki oeke yao wadiscus vzr...

,,hyo ndy trick moja bora sn,,,ukipata mtoto mpya,,au demu wako kaja na mwenzie home kwako,, ,,wape muda kwanza waku kudiscus ,,,basi nikawaacha kama dk 5 hivi ,,nikarudi,,
nikamueleza yule demu wangu .kwamba amenishtukiza sana kuja usiku ule ,,
vyumba vile 2 kuna wageni wamelala,,na sio busara kwa rafiki yake alale sitting room,,
ni bora mgeni na girl friend wangu walale wote chumbani na mimi nilale sitting room.
hii nilifanya kusudi ili lengo langu lisijulikane mapema.

Basi ,,,,demu wngu akagoma kabisa mimi kulala sitting room na wao walale chumbani,,.
,Nikajisemea kimoyomoyo,,
, it works...basi nikasema tutalala wote chumbani,,maana huyo ni shoga yako,,sioni tatizo sn kulala wote chumba kimoja,,kwn sio lazima kigegedana,
,, demu Wangu bado akawa hakubali kulala wote chumba kimoja,,anataka rafiki yake alale sitting room.

pale pale nikamuinuwa yule rafiki yake,,nikamwambiya Shemeji twende ukaoge kwanza,
,huyo mwenyeji,,,nikampeleka chumbani ,,akaingia kuoga,,wakati nampeleka kule chumbani nikaanza kumchombeza kwa mbali sana,,,
kwmba wewe ni rafiki tu na wala sio ndugu wa damu,hakuna ubaya kwa
mimi kulala chumba kimoja na wewe na rafiki yako.
,maana naweza hata kukuoa wewe sio haramu kwangu,,

Nikazidi kumchombeza ,, nikamwambiya kwa nn rafiki yako hataki tulale wote chumbani?
means hakuamini au? .

Basi dawa yake ni mimi kufanya kweli na wewe,, ,,Mara demu Wangu akaingia chumbani,,tena bila hodi,, .

Wakati yule shemeji akiwa bafuni,,mimi nilijitupa kitandani nikiwasubiri wamalize kuoga tulale,,

bado nikawa najiuliza hapa nitamla vipi shemeji?
Nikapata wazo ili nimle shemeji kwa urahisi.

Nikajisogeza pembeni ya kitanda karibu na ukuta,,halafu demu wangu akalala katikati,,mwnzo ndy akalala yule shemeji
,.,,Tukazima taa,,ikapita kama dk 15 hivi ila nikagunduwa demu wangu bado hajalala ,vzr ,,
nikasema nitamlaje huyu?,na siwezi kufanya chochote hapa,,nikasema sasa ngoja nimchoshe kwanza demu wangu alale fofofo ndy mengine yaendelee.

,,, basi ,pale pale nikaanza kumchezea demu wangu , ,,Mara nimemshika hiki,,Mara kile,,namchezea chuchu mara romance,,akaanza kutoa miguno ya mahaba.
,,,huku napo yule shemeji alikuwa hajalala vizuri na alikuwa anasikia kila kitu ninachofanya,
,nikaona hapa hapa nakazia,,nikazidisha romance kwa demu wangu hadi nilipoona sasa ameshaorojeka.

Basi ,nilimshushia nilimshushia shughuli nzito demu wangu pale pale kitandani,,huku miguu yngu ikimgusagusa yule Shemeji ,,nilifanya kusudi ili kumpagawisha shemeji.

shemeji alikuwa anahangaika sn,,,,maana demu Wangu alikuwa anaugulia kana kwamba tupo peke yetu pale chumbani,,.

,baada ya kama dk 20,,,pakawa kimya,,,,, huku na Mimi niki act kama nimechoka zaidi na nimelala ,lakini ,mkono wangu mmoja upo tumboni kwa Shemeji namchezea chuchu taratibu,,,,ktk style ya kimya kimya,,

,, Baada ya kama dK kadhaa kupita,,,demu Wangu akapitiwa na usingizi fofofo.

nikamgeukia shemeji kimya kimya nikaanza kumla pale pale kitandani.., alipata taabu sn,,maana na yeye ndy wale wale wa kupiga kelele,
,nilikuwa na kazi ya kumdidimiza jegeje na huku mkono mmoja umemziba mdomo kuzuia sauti ,, shemeji alikuwa mtamu balaa tupu.

,, nilipiga tako kama 42 hivi kabla ya kufika kileleni,,
,,nilipomaliza nikageuka kumkumbatia demu wangu,,,,

nikashtuka saa 12 asubuhi bado namtamani shemeji,,,,namwangalia mtoto alivyo mtamu,na bado sijaridhika,,

,,,nikamwambiya demu wangu akanifulie nguo nje before hajaondoka,,,
bila kushtukia mchezo,,akaondoka na kumwacha Shemeji bado kalala pale kitandani,,,,nikatumia kama dk 10,,,,hapo nikamalizia bao la ushindi,,,
Baada ya hapo ikawa shemeji anajiiba anakuja mwenyewe maghetoni namfumua nitakavyo..

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mwandende said:
Siku moja nimepumzika HOME,,,nikasikia Simu yngu inaita,,,ilikiwa kama SAA TATU USIKU,,kuchungulia,,naona FARIDA calling,, Demu Wangu Fulani wa SINGIDA,,mtoto alikuwa mtamu hatari, ,basi kwenye story story ,,akanambiya LEO TUPO HARUSINI,,maeneo ya KIMARA,,tukitoka hapa Nataka nije KULALA HUKO,,maana tukitoka hapa NYUMBANI HATUWEZI KUINGIA,,, nikamuuliza unasema HATUWEZI kwani mpo wangapi? akasema ,,,nipo na friend Wangu Fulani,,,tumemaliza wote Chuo,, PALE PALE MASIKIO yangu,,, YAKASIMAMA kama MBWA KAONA MWIZI,,,nikasema NAMTAKA HUYO FRIEND WAKE NIMWONE,,kama ni MZURI,,Leo HATOKI,,basi nikamwambiya ukiwa tayari nishtue,,ikabidi NIKAANZA KUPANGA MATOKEO,,NA MBINU ,,ILI NIMLE YULE FRIEND WAKE. JAPOKUWA SIMJUWI WALA HANIJUWI,,,Mimi naishi mwenyewe nyumba nzima,,ina vyumba 3 ,,nilichofanya haraka haraka NIKAFUNGA VILE VYUMBA 2,,,kikabaki kile MASTER NINACHOKAA MWENYEWE,,,Mara Simu ikaita kwenye SAA SITA HIVI,,nikawafungulia GETI,,macho na shauku ilikiwa ni kumuona huyo friend wake,,,aisee,,Toto lilikuwa zuri HATARI,, MTOTO kaenda JUU wastani,,ana RANGI ya KINYATURU halafu KAKATIKA KIUNONI,, HATARI ,,KIFUANI ZIWA EMBE DODO,,,,nikasema Leo MBUZI KAFIA KWA MUUZA MAPUPU,,,HATOKI,,nikawakaribisha ndani sitting room,,,nikaona yule SHEMEJI MACHO hayatulii,,Mara anaangalia JUU YA DARI,,MARA ANAANGALIA HIKI,,,nikaona mwache ANITHAMINISHE KWNZ kabla SIJATIA NDOANO,,,hyo ndy trick moja bora sn,,,ukipata mtoto mpya,,au demu wako kaja na mwenzie ,,wape muda KWA za alone,,WAKU DISCUSS,,nikawaacha kama DK TANO,,nikarudi,,nikamueleza yule DEMU WANGU,,kwamba AMENISHTUKIZA KUJA,,MAANA KUNA WAGENI WAMELALA vyumba VILE,,na haitakuwa BUSARA MGENI ALALE SITTING ROOM,,bora Mimi nilale sitting room wao walale CHUMBANI,,hii nilifanya kusudi ili LENGO LANGU LISIJULIKANE MAPEMA,,,,demu wngu akagoma,,SASA MIMI NIMEKUFATA WEWE,,UTALALAJE PEKE YAKO? demu Wangu aliongea hivyo,,NIKASEMA KIMOYOMOYO,, it works...basi nikasema tutalala wote chumbani,,maana huyo ni SHOGA yako,,si tatizo sn, kwn sio lazima KUGEGEDA,, demu Wangu bado akawa HAKUBALI,,pale pale nikamuinuwa yule SHOGA YAKE,,nikamwambiya Shemeji njoo uoge kwanza,,huyo mwenyeji,,,nikampeleka CHUMBANI,, akaingia kuoga,,wakati nampeleka kule CHUMBANI nikaanza kuchombeza kwa mbali sana,,,kwmba wewe ni SHOGA YAKE ,WALA HAKUNA UHARAMU WA MIMI KULALA CHUMBA KIMOJA NA WEWE,,maana naweza hata KUKUOA WEWE,,, WAPENZI ni KITU CHA AJABU SN,,yeye anaringa kulala pamoja na WEWE,, means hakuamini au? Basi dawa YAKE ni mimi KUKUCHUKUWA WEWE,,Mara DEMU Wangu akaingia CHUMBANI,, Mimi nikajitupa kitandani,,nikiwasubiri wamalize kuoga tulale,,bado nikasema hapa nitamla vipi? Nikapata AKILI MPYA,,DEMU Wangu akataka MIMI NILALE PEMBENI KABISA UKUTANI,,halafu yeye katikati,,mwnzo ndy alale yule SHOGA YAKE,,,Mimi Nikki a taxa,,nikasema MWANAMKE SIKU ZOTE ANALALA PEMBENI...,lazima Mimi niwe kati kati..ili DEMU WANGU awe karibu na Mimi,,akakubali,,,bado nikasema nitamlaje huyu? Tukazima TAA,,km dk 20 nikitumia UJUZI WANGU WA UBAZAZI,,nikagunduwa DEMU WANGU BADO HAJALALA,,,na siwezi kufanya chochote hapa,,nikasema sasa ngoja NIMCHOSHE kwanza,,ALALE FOFOFO,,,,pale pale NIKAANZA KUPIGA KINANDA ,,Mara nimeshika hiki,,Mara kule,,NIKAMSIKIA ANAANZA KUHEMA KWA NGUVU,,,huku napo yule SHOGA YAKE KUMBE PIA ALIKUWA HAJALALA VIZURI,,nikaona hapa hapa NAWAMALIZA,,nilimshushia SHUGHULI NZITO pale pale kitandani,,huku miguu yngu ikimgusagusa yule SHOGA YAKE,,ikafikia kipindi yule SHOGA YAKE nikamchungulia kwa chati alikuwa anahangaika sn,,maana yule DEMU Wangu alikuwa analalanika kana kwamba TUPO PEKE YETU MLE CHUMBANI,,baada ya SHUGHULI YA KAMA DK 20,,,pakawa KIMYA,,,, huku na Mimi Niki ACT KAMA nimechoka zaidi,,mkono mmoja nimemkumbatia DEMU WANGU,,huku mkono mwingine upo tumboni mwa Yule SHOGA YAKE,,pale pale Yule SHOGA WA DEMU Wangu alizidi KUHANGAIKA,,nilichokifanya nikuendelea KUMCHEZEA,,KATIKA STYLE YA KIMYA KIMYA,, baada ya kama DK 30 ,,demu Wangu akaanza KUKOROMA,,pale pale nikageukia UPANDE MWINGINE,,,NIKAANZA KUMLA YULE MWINGINE,,,KIMYA KIMYA,, alipata taabu sn,,maana na yeye ndy wale wale wa KUPIGA KELELE,,nilikuwa na kazi ya KUMDIDIMIZA JEGEJE,,huku mkono mmoja umemziba mdomo,,ni kama DK 7 hivi,,,nakumbuka NILIPIGA KAMA TAKO 42 HIVI,,, NIPO KILELENI,,nikarudi kumkumbatia BIBIE,,nikashtuka TENA SAA 12 ,ASUBUHI,,namwangalia mtoto bado mtamu,na bado SIJARIDHIKA,,NIKAMWAMSHA DEMU WANGU,,,nikamwambiya akanifulie nguo nje BEFORE HAJAONDOKA,,bila kushtukia mchezo,,akaondoka na kumwacha SHOGA YAKE bado kalala,,,,nikatumia kama 10 dk,,,,hapo nikamalizia BAO LA USHINDI,,,nikatoka nje kusaidiana na DEMU WNGU ,,,baada ya kuwasindikiza KITUONI,,jioni nikapokea UJUMBE toka kwa yule demu kwmba yupo njiani anakuja TENA,,, basi ukawa kama ndy mchezo ,,Leo akija DEMU WANGU,, ksho anakuja SHOGA YAKE,,UKIPATA NAFASI,,,tumia,,,cheza na akili ZAO,,

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