Unakufa Thread

TyreQ said:

Hahahaa!
Unapost pumba demu mzuri anai quote unashtuka....Unakufa

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Unaona demu mzuri jf unadhan n mtu siku unakutana naye unagungua n jini unazimia unakufa

Castr said:

Manina Siro katoa facts hadi mmechanganyikiwa.

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Siro katoa fact....unawaza hizo fact factin mpaka kichwa kinapata moto ..kinapasuka unakufa

Unajamba kwa nguvu mpaka unachana mk*** unatoka damu unakufa

ledada said:

Unamwambia bae aweke mate uteleze kama nyoka pangoni, anaweka unateleza unakufa

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baba swalehe said:

Unaenda huko insane ... Unakufa

Kwan insane ni wap mkuu tujuze tupajue

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unajiita mfia chama, kesho unasikia mwenyekiti wa makamanda anahama chama ili kuunga mkono juhidi, anaanza kulia machozi yanatoka mengi mpaka maji yanaisha mwilini.. Unakufa

ledada said:

Aliyejuu mngoje chini, unamngoja anakuangukia unakufa

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Hahah!!, nimecheka kiboya

Mod atakayeupiga ban huu Uzi .....

Mtoto wa Baba said:

Unaona demu mzuri jf unadhan n mtu siku unakutana naye unagungua n jini unazimia unakufa

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Unakutana na demu anajifanya jini halafu anakuta we ndo jini halisi anazimia.....kisha ANAKUFA

Arams said:

Mod atakayeupiga ban huu Uzi .....

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Ana pararaizi vidole kisha Anakufa

Unaimba kwa Sauti ya kumtoa Nyoka pangoni, anatoka anakugonga then Unakufa

Unajifanya hutak kupost Jokes/ujinga, unafikiria vitu vya maana akili inaku knock then unakufa

Behaviourist said:

Unatekwa tunaletewa SISI TV footage ambayo ipo very clear kuliko hata za wazungu ila tunashindwa kukupata hadi unakufa!

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umelala usiku ukiwa ni mwanaume wa mkoani unashtuka asubuhi we ni mwanaume wa dar kwa mshutuko unakufa

Unawaonyesha waandishi ak 47 ya watekaji umeishika vibaya unajipiga risasi unakufa

Jimmie Gatsby said:

unaogopa ukimwi unatumia kinga kila game mara unatoka lodge unagongwa na gari unakufa

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Hiii unaweza lia huko kaburini

Shunie said:

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Bae na mchepuko wanatafuta wabebez wengine wanaendelea kukulana wewe unaendelea kufa

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Umeenda kununua kitu dukani unazidiwa change unatoka pale unakimbia mara gari inakugonga unakufa

Hutaki nikushike,unashikwa na homa UNAKUFA...

Unafanya ile kitu mbuzi kagoma kwenda, mara anaenda unapatwa na mshtuko, unakufa.