Uzalo Special Thread
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Its Pancho
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Aah mkuu usitusimulie bwana acha tutaona jumatatu mkuu,
Wale waliosemaga ni mbaya naona wanajileta wenyewe kuangalia 😀😀
Mk fala sana
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Hahaha haina noma.
mk. Mi namkubal sana hasa kwa unkok wake.
Mzinguaj ni upara nambuso anatakiwa apigwe mande hana msimamo na mxolis linadeka sana hil jamaa
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Itakuwa aliyomshoot Zulu
Hajijui kama watu wanampeleleza
Vera ginger
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Nimecheka sana Noph alipomjibu Zweli kuhusu demu wake kama chizi apelekwe kuna hospital kaitaja nahisi dizini ya mirembe
Vera ginger
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Weeee lini? mbona sijaiona
Vera ginger
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Natamani nijue zile karatasi alizochukua Ayanda zinahusu nini?
Sijui itakuwa ndio madocument fake ya kubadili umiliki wa nyumba
Mtoto wa Baba
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Ila Mkhontho hakumuua Gxabhashe mkuu
Its Pancho
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Anajifanya nunda wakati wa kishua
Subiri sasa thobile amkute, na chizi kweli katakavyozabuliwa.
Watu tupo ila chenyewe kanashikilia waume za watu.. 😀
Its Pancho
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Hata mimi nahisi hivyo hisia zangu zinanituma ni mabuza na crew yake labda wali organize.
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Kweli hata mimi MK namkubali sana hawezi kukugusa mpaka uguse maslahi yake.
Hata hizo mali mxo anazotambia MK ndio ameji sacrifice ili Kaka yake alee family...
Jamaa toka ampate sma ametulia kinoma.
Nombuso hilo ni kichwa maji na upara wake siku hizi ananiboa..
Eti wenzake wamehama nyuma baada ya kuzinguliwa na pastor, yeye kaomba abaki..! Anataka nini sasa kama sio kunyengwa? Halafu anajiimbisha mbele ya pastor.. Kwa hili jambazi nkosi nimemkubali..
Li mxo linashikiwa akili hamna kitu kichwani mpaka limuulize mama yake kila kitu.. Bogus, hiyo nafasi angepata ayanda angekuwa mbali ana akili sana..
Its Pancho
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Itakuwa kweli hii tamthilia wana akili sana wanakupa matukio kiasi kwamba inakuwa ngumu kwetu kutabiri..
MK ana mbwembwe sana muhuni huyu na afro lake kichwani halafu viatu ni vile vile daily.. Kazi kumuhonga mlokole malaya sma..
Its Pancho
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Sisi wenyewe hatujui ni nani?
Mtoto wa Baba
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Mimi kuna kupande niliona Mdletche akimshoot maana alikutna Naye hiyo siku akmwambia leo nakuua wewe ndie umesababisha kitana wangu anateseka. Halafu siku hiyo hiyo MaNzuza alikutana Naye akamwambia una furaha sasa mtoto wangu anavyoteseka? Ndiyo the same day akapigwa risasi. Halafu hakufa kuna kipande kilionesha zkiwa ana majeraha ya risasi kifuani akiwa amefichwa na mabuza. So hata yule waliyemzika huko kijijini siyo Xulu.
Mtoto wa Baba
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Mxolisi kuku wa kizungu yule.. wa hovyo hovyo sana
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Halafu wakat anaifukua Mastermind alimuona
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No Pastor hausiki na kifo cha Xulu,Mind you siku Xulu anapigwa risasi alikuwa na Pastor kwenye parking ya magari na kwa mbali kilioneka kivuli cha mtu akitoweka kwahiyo Kuna uwezekano mkubwa muuaji akawa either Mkontho or SBU and by the way Kama muuaji akiwa Mabuza itabidi nishangae Sana.
Mtoto wa Baba
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Sasa mkuu pastor anahusika na alivyomshoot Xulu, Xulu Alimdondokea ndiyo maana tshirt ya pastor ilibaki na damu.
Halafu wakati msiba unaendelea kule home kwa Gxabhashe pastor alienda kanisani kutubu kwakumuua Gxabhashe. Unakumbuka hicho kipande?
Its Pancho
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Mkuu pastor hakushoot he was about to do.. Kile kivuli cha nyuma ndio kilifyatua risasi ilitokea nyuma ndio maana mwili ukamuangukia pastor.
Yeye mwenyewe pastor katika maisha yake hajawahi kushika hiyo bastola hivyo hajui hata kama alishoot.
Kuhusu kukiri hata wewe ungefanya hivyo sababu pastor ana imani kuwa ndio ameuwa lakini hana uhakika, sababu pale anaamini walikuwa wawili tu na xulu kumbe ni watatu..!
Hope umeelewa
Its Pancho
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Mkuu pastor hakushoot he was about to do.. Kile kivuli cha nyuma ndio kilifyatua risasi ilitokea nyuma ndio maana mwili ukamuangukia pastor.
Yeye mwenyewe pastor katika maisha yake hajawahi kushika hiyo bastola hivyo hajui hata kama alishoot.
Kuhusu kukiri hata wewe ungefanya hivyo sababu pastor ana imani kuwa ndio ameuwa lakini hana uhakika, sababu pale anaamini walikuwa wawili tu na xulu kumbe ni watatu..!
Hope umeelewa