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Hahaha ngoja nipate kilauri kidogo niingie kibaruni Bwashee
Hahaha ngoja nipate kilauri kidogo niingie kibaruni BwasheeYale uyaporomoshayo wala siyachukulii kama matusi.
Nachojua ni kwamba uko vyema sana katika kusoma akili ya mtu, ingawa nami si haba 😁.
Kwani huko Florida ni saa ngapi?Hahaha ngoja nipate kilauri kidogo niingie kibaruni Bwashee
Nipo ngarinanyuki bwashee, au unazungumzia bar ya matejoo florida pub.?😅Kwani huko Florida ni saa ngapi?
Mbona niliambiwa uko Mamtoni, umerudi lini? 😂.Nipo ngarinanyuki bwashee, au unazungumzia bar ya matejoo florida pub.?😅
Hahaha, aisee mna utani wa kufa mtu! Kumbe mmeanza na 'warm-up' ya kijiweni kwanza kabla ya kuanza kutupiana zile 'punchlines' za Mjomba Malume! Mimi nipo hapa nawaangalia kwa hamu kubwa, tusubiri moto uanze kuwaka! 🔥🔥🔥Mkuu pia tunatamani vitu vyako.
Embu tupe tuone mambo yako.
Utuonyeshe ukali wako.
Usepe na kijiji chako.
Mkuu wewe husumbui vidole kuandika koment ni mwendo wa AI tu. RIP critical Thinking 🚮
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secretarybird sogea na kalamu tayarisha!
Kipondo Mjomba Malume anaenda kuharisha!
Mashabiki hukuhitaji wewe wafahamisha!
Nawe kamisaa cocochanel pakukaa tayarisha!
Chonde na mkae mbali damu ngumu kusafisha!
Na wafagizi andaeni meno yote 'tang'oresha!
Hukimbii Mjomba Malume unangoja kuharisha?
😅
Ok thanks kwa kunifanya najua.Ok, ninaposema baniani ni wahindi waliozagaa,
Mex Cortez ndiye Manimendra kurap anajua,
yeye anaasili ya Sri Lanka Tanzania amezamia,
Yupo ndani ya tamaduni music hip-hop ya TZ anainyanyua,
je unaukumbuka sera ya gabacholi ya Mtikila ama laa?
Wakati sisi tunapasha.Hahaha, aisee mna utani wa kufa mtu! Kumbe mmeanza na 'warm-up' ya kijiweni kwanza kabla ya kuanza kutupiana zile 'punchlines' za Mjomba Malume! Mimi nipo hapa nawaangalia kwa hamu kubwa, tusubiri moto uanze kuwaka! 🔥🔥🔥
Merci beaucoup.Hii umeua🔥
Umesema nimeandika insha? Wewe ndiyo kitabu cha frustration,Umeandika insha ndefu sana, unatafuta validation,
Kingereza cha kukariri, kimejaa exaggeration.
Huna jipya Xi Jinping, unabaki na imitation,
Mistari haina gauge, imefeli hata calibration.
Unasema una 'innovation' huku unatetemeka fingers,
Kwenye hii cypher mzee, wewe ni mdogo kati ya singers.
Punguza hizo panik, rudi kwanza foundation,
Kabla sijaleta chuma, nikakupa liquidation
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secretarybird sogea na kalamu tayarisha!
Kipondo Mjomba Malume anaenda kuharisha!
Mashabiki hukuhitaji wewe wafahamisha!
Nawe kamisaa cocochanel pakukaa tayarisha!
Chonde na mkae mbali damu ngumu kusafisha!
Na wafakgizi andaeni meno yote 'tang'oresha!
Hukimbii Mjomba Malume unangoja kuharisha?
😅
Sawa wameyasikia maombi yakoTuombe mungu wasiwe machoko,
wakaanza kututega kwa kanga moko,
Na huku wakitingisha yao matako,
Mimi nawaombea kokote waliko.
Mistari yako imepooza, imekosa nguvu kama daktari wa kienyeji aliyekosa dawa.Umesema nimeandika insha? Wewe ndiyo kitabu cha frustration,
Kila validation unayoitaja ni cry ya desperation.
Kingereza cha kukariri? Wewe ni walking imitation,
Unatajataja majina kuonyesha una zero innovation.
Eti exaggeration? Wewe ni over-celebration,
Mistari yako ni make-up tupu, haina verification.
Imitation unalalamika, lakini kila line yako ni borrowed design,
Mistari haina gauge, ndiyo maana haina impact kwenye line.
Calibration umezungumzia, lakini output yako haiko fine,
Wewe ni static signal, mimi niko live kwenye mainline.
Unasema fingers zinatetemeka? Hiyo ni self-confession,
Usinitupie tabia zako kwa cheap projection.
Mimi nikidrop ni earthquake, hakuna vibration,
Wewe ukidrop ni dead silence, hakuna reaction.
Kwenye cypher hii, singers wengi, lakini mimi ndio clarity,
Wewe ni noise kwenye system, mimi ni actual authority.
Mimi naandika history, wewe unafanya quotation,
Kila verse yako ni copy-paste bila citation.
Panic uliyonitajia ndiyo imejaa kwenye respiration,
Foundation yako ni mchanga, haina reinforcement.
Ukisimama mbele yangu unaomba preservation,
Maana kila punch ninayotua ni direct penetration.
Na hiyo chuma unayotishia ni props za decoration,
Ukikitoa mbele yangu kinakosa activation.
Liquidation? Liquidation umeleta kama threat, lakini umejifuta mwenyewe kwenye scene,
Nime-turn kila punch yako, nikairudisha kama broken routine
Kabla hujaleta chuma, tayari ume-collapse kwenye machine,
Hii battle imekufunza—usi-confuse hype na discipline,
Ulinitaja mdogo? Hapo ndipo umeingia miscalculation,
Mzee si umri, ni bars na level ya execution.
Leo umeomba vita, kesho utaomba reconciliation,
Ukikubali hii defeat ndiyo itakuwa graduation.
Next time kabla hujaandika hizo accusation,
Angalia reflection, ufanye self-evaluation.
Cause kila neno ulilonirushia limekuwa retaliation,
Na nimegeuza verse yako kuwa public humiliation.
Magabacholi ni watu wa nje ambao nchini walizamia,Ok thanks kwa kunifanya najua.
Ila hiyo sera bado sijaitambua.
Mex Cortez sikuwa namjua.
Japo tamaduni music wengi nawajua.
Mtoto mkali Lamo,Unajiita mshamba na unajua kushika shanga,
Ukipewa kitanda godoro unalishangaza,
Chuma mboga na dog mishangazi unaibagaza,
Cc; mshamba_hachekwi 😹😹
😹😹😹Mtoto mkali Lamo,
Nipe nilengeshemo,
Utaipata mitetemo,
Hatari sana yangu mikito,
Kibamia changu si mchezo!😜
Aisee kumbe mambo yako hivyo.Magabacholi ni watu wa nje ambao nchini walizamia,
Ambao mchungaji mtikila aitaka nchini kuwatimua,
Sera yake ilikuwa nzuri lakini wala hata haikutimia,
kwa sababu ajali ya gari aliipata na peponi akatangulia.