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[Numbisa]

Ni asubuhi na mapema siku ikiwa ndio kwanza inaaza, upo kitandani unatafakari ni vp siku itakwenda mara unasikia mlangoni kwako kuna mtu anabisha hodi, wakati unaamka ukaone nani kabisha hodi unajigonga na kabati, ile unanyanyuka unaanza kutembea utoke nje unajikwaa na kitanda, unatoka nje ile unasindika mlango wa chumbani unajibana na mlango, kufika sebuleni nako unajikwaa na glasi inavunjika, unafungua mlango wa nje unakutana na jamaa anajichekesha na kusema kaka/dada tuna sabuni za urembo

 

[DMCT]

😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀paleee njaa imekupiga afu huna pesa ya kulaaaa😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

 

[Cole Williams]

Happy birthday
Leo nzima
Tuta ku wish

Hhahhaha
I have to accept kwa
Kweli Niki settle nitamalizia siku yangu humu I appreciate sana

 

[mzee wa liver]

Killed na committing suicide
Maana zake;

Mwanamke kuolewa na mwanamme asiyempenda = being killed

Mwanamme kuoa mwanamke asiekupenda = committing suicide

Kama vise versa hivi

 

[SLEDGEHAMMER]

Hongereni kwa kufikisha 190+k

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[mzee wa liver]

karibu sanaaaaaaaa..... sisi tupoooo

Ndio umefika

 

[DMCT]

Mwalimu Wa Somo La Sanaa,eti Katuambia Tuchore Gari Inatembea Juu Ya Road,wakat Mi Cjui Kuchora, C Ndo Nikachora Road Tu
Tcha Kuuliza,mbona Umechora Road Tu?
Nikamjibu Kwa Kujiamin
Tcha Ulisema Tuchore Gari Linatembea
Tayari Limepita

Bakoraaa nyingi sanaaa nakupa na 0 dadekii

 

[Numbisa]

Historia potofu....msipotoshwe kilaini....huyo ni kiumbe tu na sio Mungu

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Ya ngoswe mwachie ngoswe hapa ni kula like tu

 

[mzee wa liver]

Mwalimu Wa Somo La Sanaa,eti Katuambia Tuchore Gari Inatembea Juu Ya Road,wakat Mi Cjui Kuchora, C Ndo Nikachora Road Tu
Tcha Kuuliza,mbona Umechora Road Tu?
Nikamjibu Kwa Kujiamin
Tcha Ulisema Tuchore Gari Linatembea
Tayari Limepita

Katika ubora wako Numbisa nacheka balaa hapa

 

[salthanks]

Kula likes ujui chochote unayepotoka ni wewe

Sawa mkuu Mimi ndo nimepotoka....bac nenda kamsalimie huyo Mungu wako huko misri nafikiri bado atakuwa yupo hai....[emoji57] [emoji57]

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[Numbisa]

Ni asubuhi na mapema siku ikiwa ndio kwanza inaaza, upo kitandani unatafakari ni vp siku itakwenda mara unasikia mlangoni kwako kuna mtu anabisha hodi, wakati unaamka ukaone nani kabisha hodi unajigonga na kabati, ile unanyanyuka unaanza kutembea utoke nje unajikwaa na kitanda, unatoka nje ile unasindika mlango wa chumbani unajibana na mlango, kufika sebuleni nako unajikwaa na glasi inavunjika, unafungua mlango wa nje unakutana na jamaa anajichekesha na kusema kaka/dada tuna sabuni za urembo

 

[Cole Williams]

karibu sanaaaaaaaa..... sisi tupoooo

Mwenyekiti wageni napokea mm
Kwa sababu nimezaliwa please mwenyekiti

 

[DMCT]

Ndio umefika

Ndiooo mkluu majukumu meng nilikua na kikao JAMII INTELIGENCE

 

[Numbisa]

Waoow nice

Katika ubora wako Numbisa nacheka balaa hapa

 

[SLEDGEHAMMER]

BWANA NI MWOKOZI WANGU[emoji123]

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[DMCT]

Mwenyekiti wageni napokea mm
Kwa sababu nimezaliwa please mwenyekiti

MIMI ndio mwenye mamlakaaa mkuu usiniingilie tafadhalii okey....?

 

[Numbisa]

Happy birthday to you

Mwenyekiti wageni napokea mm
Kwa sababu nimezaliwa please mwenyekiti

 

[Dragoon]

A tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion will make it instantly go mad and sting itself to death.

Hahahaaaaa. Kituko

 

[mzee wa liver]

Ni asubuhi na mapema siku ikiwa ndio kwanza inaaza, upo kitandani unatafakari ni vp siku itakwenda mara unasikia mlangoni kwako kuna mtu anabisha hodi, wakati unaamka ukaone nani kabisha hodi unajigonga na kabati, ile unanyanyuka unaanza kutembea utoke nje unajikwaa na kitanda, unatoka nje ile unasindika mlango wa chumbani unajibana na mlango, kufika sebuleni nako unajikwaa na glasi inavunjika, unafungua mlango wa nje unakutana na jamaa anajichekesha na kusema kaka/dada tuna sabuni za urembo

I'm going to kill that guy

 

[SLEDGEHAMMER]

TENA NI KIONGOZI WANGU[emoji123]

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