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[Numbisa]

Napenda sana mpira,nani huyo alitokea huko?maana huwa sifafilii nchi zao bali team zao. Nashabikia man u,real madrid

Ungekuwa unapenda mpira alitokea mcheza hatari sana Man u

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Numbisa]

Hawa machizi wamezidi sasa

kichekesho:

"Machizi wamekaa sehemu mara ghafla ikapita ndege angani. Chizi wa kwanza akasema:ndege ile itakua imembeba raisi. Chizi mwenzie akajibu:hapana imebeba wazungu kama ingembeba raisi tungeona pikipiki zimetangulia mbele…

dah! balaaa!"

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Numbisa]

Jamaa kaingia Bar;

Jamaa: Muhudumu, nipe kinywaji na mpe kila mtu humu ndani kinywaji, maana wakati napata kinywaji lazima kila mtu apate kinywaji. Haraka sana muhudumu akagawa vinywaji,
Jamaa: Muhudumu nipe supu na kila mtu humu ndani mpe supu maana ninapokunywa supu kila mtu lazima anywe supu. Watu wakapewa supu tena safari hii wakapiga makofi.
Jamaa: Muhudumu nipe bili, na kila mtu humu ndani mpe bili maana wakati nalipa bili yangu kila mtu lazima alipe yake. Zogo lilianzia hapo..

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Duh!

 

[Numbisa]

Jamaa kaingia Bar;

Jamaa: Muhudumu, nipe kinywaji na mpe kila mtu humu ndani kinywaji, maana wakati napata kinywaji lazima kila mtu apate kinywaji. Haraka sana muhudumu akagawa vinywaji,
Jamaa: Muhudumu nipe supu na kila mtu humu ndani mpe supu maana ninapokunywa supu kila mtu lazima anywe supu. Watu wakapewa supu tena safari hii wakapiga makofi.
Jamaa: Muhudumu nipe bili, na kila mtu humu ndani mpe bili maana wakati nalipa bili yangu kila mtu lazima alipe yake. Zogo lilianzia hapo..

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Numbisa]

Mzungu kaletewa ugali na mlenda ile kuchovya2
mzunguoooohoooo inakuja na waya

 

[mzee wa liver]

Mogadishu
Yaani huu mji nikiutaja tu roho inaenda mbio

 

[Tanzanian lady]

Nimeshidwa kuwaelewa

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[mzee wa liver]

Hawa machizi wamezidi sasa

kichekesho:

"Machizi wamekaa sehemu mara ghafla ikapita ndege angani. Chizi wa kwanza akasema:ndege ile itakua imembeba raisi. Chizi mwenzie akajibu:hapana imebeba wazungu kama ingembeba raisi tungeona pikipiki zimetangulia mbele…

dah! balaaa!"

Hahaha

 

[Numbisa]

Hahaha naiba hii,napeleka kwenye ka uzi kangu

 

[Numbisa]

Nimeshidwa kuwaelewa

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Tupe likes

 

[mzee wa liver]

Hahaha maisha yamebadilika kam mabadiliko ya tabia nchi

 

[Tanzanian lady]

Tupe likes

Ok.hilo tu?

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Nimeshidwa kuwaelewa

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Jitahidi utuelewe. Ni burudani tu. Post cho chote isipokuwa matusi. Utaoga likes za kutosha. Na wewe unagawa likes za kutosha. Ngoma droo...

 

[Numbisa]

Ndio post chochote hata mapishi tukupe likes nawe utupe likes

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[mzee wa liver]

Hapa ngoma dro kwa msichana na mvulana

Phone call
gal: hellow
Boy: sweety mambo vipi?
Girl: poa
Boy: utakuwa free weekend? nilikuwa nataka uje nyumbani
Girl: oh sorry ctoweza kuja sababu kuna haruc ya aunt yangu
Boy: kama ni hivyo sawa nilikuwa nataka nikufanyie sapraiz nimekununulia BLACKBERRY.
Girl: oh ucjal ntakuja na hata ntalala huko huko Boy: na haruc je?
Girl: nilikuwa nakutania
Boy: hata mi nilikuwa nakutania

Dawa ya moto ni moto
Hapo ndipo utajua kwa maneno ya wahenga yanadumu

 

[Tanzanian lady]

Ndio post chochote hata mapishi tukupe likes nawe utupe likes

Nimekupata sasa

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