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[carbamazepine]

Akibisha nishtue

Habari ya asubuhi...natumai u mzima wa afya na nguvu tele...
Mungu akuongoze leo na akupe baraka zake,ufanikiwe kwa kila ulichopanga na upate hela ya kwenda kulipa zile ng'ombe 15 ili niache kukusema[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]la sivyo utarudi siasani...
#ndoayamkopohaitakuachasalama#[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[GeJo]

Give it will come back to you

 

[Rutashubanyuma]

Nimempotezea muda sana naona post zake sijajibu hata moja

Pata bf ya like

Hahahahaha huu wimbo unapendwa sana sijui maudhui yake nini

 

[carbamazepine]

[emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] sio jicho weweee

Endelea tu kuwaza ujinga

 

[The Icebreaker]

People say “bless you” when you sneeze because your heart stops for a millisecond

Pia wataalamu wanatuambia binadamu anapopiga chafya moyo wake husimama for a millisecond! Huwezi kupiga chafya bila kufumba macho!

 

[myoyambendi]

KWA WAKUBWA TU
British spies stopped using semen as invisible ink because it began to smell if it wasn’t fresh.

 

[GeJo]

Ni likes

 

[mzee wa liver]

Hata kupiga likes ni sehemu ya kuwajibika, gonga likes kiongozi

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Ni majukumu kama wao wameamka kujenga Taifa basi
Sisi Tutapiga Rangi kesho

 

[myoyambendi]

KWA WAKUBWA TU
A single sperm contains 37.5 MB of DNA information. One ejaculation represents a data transfer of 15,875 GB, equivalent to the combined capacity of 62 MacBook Pro laptops.

 

[Rutashubanyuma]

Mzee morning too

Jovitha hivi nawe hutua like kweli?pokea bf ya like

 

[GeJo]

Ndiyo

 

[mzee wa liver]

Habari ya asubuhi rafiki

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Nzuri kabisa rafiki

 

[myoyambendi]

KWA WAKUBWA TU
A female ferret will die if she doesn’t have sex for a year.

 

[The Icebreaker]

Special kwa Wahenga tu...enjoy it.

 

[mzee wa liver]

Habari ya asubuhi...natumai u mzima wa afya na nguvu tele...
Mungu akuongoze leo na akupe baraka zake,ufanikiwe kwa kila ulichopanga na upate hela ya kwenda kulipa zile ng'ombe 15 ili niache kukusema[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]la sivyo utarudi siasani...
#ndoayamkopohaitakuachasalama#[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Hahahahaha carba

 

[GeJo]

Zimenikalisha hapa

 

[moudgulf]

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Thubutu, kwani ulipata hata kijiko cha sukari. Pokea likes ukalale

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[myoyambendi]

KWA WAKUBWA TU
A single human male produces enough sperm in two weeks to impregnate every fertile woman on the planet.

 

[myoyambendi]

KWA WAKUBWA TU
A female chimpanzee in a fit of passion has the strength of six men.
wanaume wa 'Dar' mpoooo

 

[GeJo]

Weeping may endure for a night bu