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[Rutashubanyuma]

 

[Rutashubanyuma]

 

[Rutashubanyuma]

Will be back

 

[moudgulf]

Mkuu naona Kazi yako mida wanga

Nilipita humo nikifuata nyayo za mkuu Gazwat, lakini mbele ya safari zikawa hazionrkani zilifutika mkuu. Niliweka nia ya kwenda naye sambamba mpaka kokoliko!!!

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[moudgulf]

Wadau nashukuru sana kwa maombi yenu na msaada wenu wa hali na mali

Nimefanikiwa kupata mchumba

Natarajia kuingia wiki hii ofcoz mchumba una madirisha makubwa na mlango mzuri shukran ziende kwa dalali

Siyo bure...

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[moudgulf]

BABA: mwanangu mbona skuizi wapenda niita DAD badala ya BABA
BINTI : kuita baba kunamaliza lipstick.

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[ISIS]

12:00
AMUN RA
Judge number 54
UNIVERSE is on my side forever

 

[moudgulf]

BOSS anamwambia sekretari wake*:
*Wiki hii tutaenda wote Serena Hotel kwenye mkutano fanya mipango yote.*

SEKRETARI (anamuaga mumewe):
Tunaenda na bosi Serena hotel kwenye mkutano for 1 week.

MUME (anampigia mpango wa kando):
Mambo safi, wife anaenda kikazi Serena, jitayarishe tujipe raha for 1 week

(Mpango wa kando) anamwambia mwanafunzi wake wa tution:
wiki hii nina kazi fulani hakuna tution mpaka week ijayo.

MWANAFUNZI anampigia simu sugar daddy wake ambaye ndo (BOSS):
Dear hakuna tution wiki hii nakuja kwako.....

BOSS anamwambia sekretari wake:
Siendi Serena tena coz mjukuu wangu atanitembelea.

SEKRETARI: Mume wangu hatuendi Serena

MUME (anampigia Mpango):
dah! mpenzi, huyu fala haendi tena. Shit! So hadi next time plz

Mpango wa kando a.k.a teacher (anampigia mwanafunzi):
Darasa kama kawaida sorry for the earlier message.

MWANAFUNZI: darling tution
inaendelea kumbe, so nakuja wiki ijayo!!

BOSS: Sekretari sorry jitayarishe ile safari ya serena iko palepale......

HOW DO YOU HELP THESE PEOPLE?

*Mnasemanga Food chain mnakosea hii sijui tuiite nini???*

Kwakweli uhodari wako nao MBARIKIWE....

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[ISIS]

My lovely Queen
The one and only ISIS

I LOVE YOU MY DEAREST MZEE WA LIVER

 

[ISIS]

Baada ya masaa mawili tutakuwa pamoja

Remain blessed my love!

 

[ISIS]

12:12
AMUN RA
Judge number 54
UNIVERSE is on my side forever

 

[ISIS]

It's time for divine mysteries

 

[ISIS]

It's time for divine miracles

 

[tpaul]

Jamani nimwagieni likes hapa hadi nishangae!

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[The Icebreaker]

ILI KULINDA NDOA YAKO... HAKIKISHA

1. Unaoga na mkeo
2. Ukishindwa, basi oga na simu yako

 

[The Icebreaker]

Jamani nimwagieni likes hapa hadi nishangae!
Toa Likes upate likes.

 

[The Icebreaker]

Never give up.

 

[The Icebreaker]

Never say never.

 

[The Icebreaker]

Hakuna dhambi kubwa kama kukata tamaa.

 

[Bob12]

Baada ya kuparangana na muhindi weekend

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