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[mzee wa liver]

Mkuu nilikuwa online usiku mwingi sana.. Niaje sasa kumekucha

Niliona Kazi yako nimekupa likes za kutosha

 

[moudgulf]

*Sehemu Katika Mwili Wa Binadamu Iliyo Zungukwa Na Nywele Nyingi Laini Na Inaunyevu Unyevu Ikiguswa Guswa Taratibu Au Kwa Bahati Mbaya Utoa Majimaji Ni (JICHO)endelea kuwaza ujinga wako tu*

Aaaah wee vipi umeanza kutembea mlemle baadaye uka divert. Kesho usirudi kutupitisha njia hiyo

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[Nsamaka]

Mambo vipi nsamaka [emoji173] [emoji173] [emoji174]

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Umeanza vizuri, ila ulivyomalizia sasa na huto tu emoji

 

[Nsamaka]

Hata Mimi nimekumiss

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Athante kwa kunimithi

 

[mzee wa liver]

Kule unafanya kupita tu, tena ikibidi unapitia bahari kuu, nchi kavu unaiona kwa mbaliii. Na kama una tumia chopa basi utapita anga la kimataifa ili kuepusha povu zao.

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Hahahahaha ni shida sana kule

 

[moudgulf]

*Mzee mmoja aliagizwa sidiria na mke wake, alipofika dukani akawa amesahau size gani. Mama muuzaji akamwambia: "Usijali, njoo unishike matiti yangu ulinganishe na hayo ya wife wako labda utakumbuka ukubwa wa sidiria ulioagizwa, "Mzee kuona hivyo akasema: "Niliagizwa na chupi!"*

Pumbafu zake huyo baba, loo!!

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[mzee wa liver]

Uwiii

Hahahahaha

 

[moudgulf]

Leo bana kanisani Mchungaji kasema anayetaka kuombewa ili biashara yake ikue apate wateja wengi asimame. Kuna Muuza MAJENEZA amesimama wa kwanza.. Naona Mchungaji kaahirisha maombi kasema kesho na kila mtu aende na sadaka au bidhaa anayouza.

Huenda alitumwa na shetani huyo

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[mzee wa liver]

Baadaye wadau

 

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Nimemaliza kuwapa likes

 

[mzee wa liver]

Post zilikuwa nyingi

 

[mzee wa liver]

Lakini nimeyaweza haya yote kwa ajili yake Mwenye Enzi Mungu

 

[mzee wa liver]

Jumatatu iwe yenye baraka

 

[mzee wa liver]

Na Neema tele kwenu wote

 

[Rutashubanyuma]

KWA WAKUBWA TU
A single sperm contains 37.5 MB of DNA information. One ejaculation represents a data transfer of 15,875 GB, equivalent to the combined capacity of 62 MacBook Pro laptops.

We are blessed

 

[mzee wa liver]

My lovely Queen
The one and only ISIS

 

[mzee wa liver]

Baada ya masaa mawili tutakuwa pamoja

 

[mzee wa liver]

Blue Monday

 

[Rutashubanyuma]

 

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