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[Bob12]

Erzgebirge Aue v Fortuna Dusseldorf

 

[moudgulf]

*The best way to punish your dad is by joining priesthood so that he starts calling u Father and u respond by saying God bless u my son!

Jembe umeingia, safi sana. Leo majembe yote mpo hapa.

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[mzee wa liver]

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Hahahahaha
Kieliseze

 

[Bob12]

VfL Osnabruck v Hallescher FC

 

[Bob12]

FC Magdeburg v FC Kickers Wurzburg

 

[Bob12]

VSG Altglienicke v Germania Halberstadt

 

[Bob12]

Bsg Chemie Leipzig v SV Babelsberg

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Trouble is when you try to kill a mosquito that lands on your father's bald head using your bare hand, then you miss it. My broda [emoji23] you have to produce evidence or else[emoji117][emoji117] you are homeless[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Bob12]

FSV Union Fuerstenwalde v Lokomotive Leipzig

 

[mzee wa liver]

Thanx Lord for this precious moment.

No matter how evil money is,but being broke is not holly.

No matter how evil money is,but being broke is not holly

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Dad: Shame on you, Peter. Why did you hit your little sister? Peter: Well, Daddy, we were playing Adam and Eve with the apple and all. Well, instead of tempting me with that apple, she ate the thing herself!

 

[The Icebreaker]

Asikuambie mtu bora kuachwa na mpenzi kulikoni kuachwa na Gari la mkoa...

Sio kwamba navuta bangi ila asubuhi hua nawaona pale Ubungo mnavyochanganyikiwa..!!

 

[The Icebreaker]

Help Palestinians.

 

[Bob12]

TuS Koblenz v SC Freiburg II

 

[mzee wa liver]

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] pilika pilika za hatua ya maisha ya mwanadamu,ukiumizwa wewe kuna watu wanapata ahueni

Hahahahaha

 

[Bob12]

VfB Stuttgart II v SSV Ulm 1846

 

[Bob12]

1 FC Saarbrucken v Hessen Kassel

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

A teacher asked her class
"What is sex?"
Johnny got up and said:
"Sex is a *temptation* ,
caused by a *sensation*
where a boy sticks his *location*
into a girl's *destination*
to increase the *population*
of the next *generation* .
Did you get my *explanation* ?
Or do you need a *demonstration* ?
The teacher fainted[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji12]

 

[Bob12]

SG Wattenscheid 09 v Fortuna Dusseldorf II