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ISIS

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Invest TANZANIA

 

Rutashubanyuma

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Kichwa Kichafu said:

@ho ch minh mzee wa fursa

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Za masiku

 

ISIS

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Yaani unakuwa

 

Numbisa

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Nilikuwa nimekaa kwenye ukumbi wa sinema
, mbele yangu kulikuwa na binti wa kike nà
kijana wa kiume wakiwa wamepakatana,
nilipigwa na butwaa yule binti alipoamua
kupandisha blauz yake juu na ghafla yule
kijana akaanza kunyonya taratiibu kana kwamba hamna watu wanaowaona , cha
kushangaza zaidi yule binti alikuwa wa miaka 25 na kijana ana miezi 3...!!!

 

ISIS

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Scrutinize

 

ISIS

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Walahi

 

Numbisa

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Pombe siyo chai*
Mlevi mmoja alijikwaa akaanguka. Watu walipokuja kumuuliza kulikoni akawajibu "sijui na Mimi ndo nimefika sasaivi

 

ISIS

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Duh!

 

Numbisa

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Viswahili vyengine sio vya kutumia Jamaa yuko bar anakunywa zake Faru Joni, mara jirani yake akaja, jamaa kampokea vizuri tu na kumuuliza "Vipi nikutoe saba juu au nikutoe mirinda?" alichoambulia jamaa ni ngumi za shingo dabo na kelb za kufa mtu
Bora angesema nikuagizie 7up au mirinda

 

Kichwa Kichafu

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ISIS said:

Maana watu wanakimbilia huko

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Kwanini wakimbie

 

ISIS

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Na sisi

 

Numbisa

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Mwalimu yuko darasani anafundisha somo la English..
Mwl: is a trouser singular or plural?
Pupil: singular at the top and plural at the bottom.

 

ISIS

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Mwenye Enzi Mungu

 

ISIS

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Atubariki

 

Rutashubanyuma

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Numbisa

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Demu: Mambo?
Dave: Poa nani?
Demu: Happy
Dave: Happy nani?
Demu: heee!! kwani unawajua wangapi?
Dave: Mmoja
Demu: mtaje
Dave: Happy Birthday

 

Kichwa Kichafu

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Numbisa said:

Napenda sana wanawake wenye mizigo mikubwa.......


Coz ukienda kuwapokea lazima wakupe hata jero ya soda

wewe waza tu ujinga

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Teh teh teh nashukuru kwa kunikamata. [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

 

ISIS

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Tufikie hapo

 

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Bob12 said:

Ingekua mtu anaamua basi ningemletea viv wadogo mapacha[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

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[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] baba viv....Mungu ni mwema sana atakujaalia cha muhimu ni kumuomba kwa Imani

 

Numbisa

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Wanawake bwana wakiwa wazuri wa sura basi wataringa watajiona wanavutia Wanasahau kuwa hata Nyani na Ngedere Hawaringi na wanavutia Watalii