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[myoyambendi]

05:25

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

“Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does.”
- William James

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

My boss asked me to work through my lunch break today.

I shouted, "You fucking bastard! I come in at 8.30 and don't get thanks for it, work till 6 at night and don't get thanks for it, while lazy bastards like you leave at 2 just to play golf all fucking afternoon!"

Then I emailed him back and said, "Sure boss, no problem."

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

The Great Wall of China is about 2,300 years old.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

The mortar used to bind the stones in Great wall of China was made out of rice flour.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Cockroaches can live for several weeks with their heads cut off, because their brains are located inside their body. They would eventually die from being unable to eat.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

In 2007, an American man named Corey Taylor tried to fake his own death in order to get out of his cell phone contract without paying a fee. It didn't work.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

95% of people text things they could never say in person.

 

[kikositija]

nipo gado

kweli hukuweka huru

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Earth has traveled more than 5,000 miles in the past 5 minutes.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

New York drifts about one inch farther away from London each year.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

One in every five adults believe that aliens are hiding in our planet disguised as humans.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

If you somehow found a way to extract all of the gold from the bubbling core of our lovely little planet, you would be able to cover all of the land in a layer of gold up to your knees.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

It snowed on Sahara desert for 30 minutes in 1979.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

You eat more sweet when your upset.

 

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[Yegomasika]

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*"What is the hardest thing to break ?
Surprisingly The answer is: HABIT!
If you break the H, you still have A BIT.
If you break the A, you still have BIT.
If you break the B, you still have IT!
even after you break the T in IT,
There is still the 'I'.
And that (I) is the root cause of all the problems!..."*

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Sounds like an equation to make I the subject! [emoji3][emoji3]