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myoyambendi · Sep 5, 2017

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Shimba ya Buyenze · Sep 5, 2017

“Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does.”
- William James

Shimba ya Buyenze · Sep 5, 2017

My boss asked me to work through my lunch break today.

I shouted, "You fucking bastard! I come in at 8.30 and don't get thanks for it, work till 6 at night and don't get thanks for it, while lazy bastards like you leave at 2 just to play golf all fucking afternoon!"

Then I emailed him back and said, "Sure boss, no problem."

Shimba ya Buyenze · Sep 5, 2017

The Great Wall of China is about 2,300 years old.

Shimba ya Buyenze · Sep 5, 2017

The mortar used to bind the stones in Great wall of China was made out of rice flour.

Shimba ya Buyenze · Sep 5, 2017

Cockroaches can live for several weeks with their heads cut off, because their brains are located inside their body. They would eventually die from being unable to eat.

Shimba ya Buyenze · Sep 5, 2017

In 2007, an American man named Corey Taylor tried to fake his own death in order to get out of his cell phone contract without paying a fee. It didn't work.

Shimba ya Buyenze · Sep 5, 2017

95% of people text things they could never say in person.

kikositija · Sep 5, 2017

nipo gado

kweli hukuweka huru

Shimba ya Buyenze · Sep 5, 2017

Earth has traveled more than 5,000 miles in the past 5 minutes.

Shimba ya Buyenze · Sep 5, 2017

New York drifts about one inch farther away from London each year.

Shimba ya Buyenze · Sep 5, 2017

One in every five adults believe that aliens are hiding in our planet disguised as humans.

Shimba ya Buyenze · Sep 5, 2017

If you somehow found a way to extract all of the gold from the bubbling core of our lovely little planet, you would be able to cover all of the land in a layer of gold up to your knees.

Shimba ya Buyenze · Sep 5, 2017

It snowed on Sahara desert for 30 minutes in 1979.

Shimba ya Buyenze · Sep 5, 2017

You eat more sweet when your upset.

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Yegomasika · Sep 5, 2017

SHIMBA YA BUYENZE said:
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*"What is the hardest thing to break ?
Surprisingly The answer is: HABIT!
If you break the H, you still have A BIT.
If you break the A, you still have BIT.
If you break the B, you still have IT!
even after you break the T in IT,
There is still the 'I'.
And that (I) is the root cause of all the problems!..."*

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Sounds like an equation to make I the subject! [emoji3][emoji3]

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