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Naliona pichaSasa ni Nyalandu vs Na watu wasiojulikana
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Salama mama, habari ya kaziHabari ya leo bilionea wa tukuyu
Supu yao bomba sana [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]Siwapendi hawa jamaa! Halafu eti kuna watu wanakula! Ewwww!
Enheeee... Lete maneno mama[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]Lakini pia utafiti unaonesha mwanaume ambaye anaweza kulamba sehemu za siri za mwanamke ana uwezo mkubwa wa kumla konokono, kwani ulaini na muonekano wa uke wakati tukio hilo lifanyikapo hupata ufanano kwa kiasi kikubwa na muonekano wa konokono mwenyewe.
Hebu tulia wewe....Weee Numbisa wewe[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Nawasalimu waenda uvinza wote[emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125]
Supu yao bomba sana [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
[emoji9][emoji11][emoji9][emoji11][emoji9][emoji11][emoji9][emoji11][emoji9][emoji11][emoji9][emoji11][emoji9][emoji11][emoji9][emoji11][emoji9]Paint My Love"
From my youngest years
'Til this moment here
I've never seen
Such a lovely queen
From the skies above
To the deepest love
I've never felt
Crazy like this before
chorus...
Paint my love
You should paint my love
It's the picture of a thousand sunsets
It's the freedom of a thousand doves
Baby, you should paint my love
Been around the world
Then I met you, girl
It's like coming home
To a place I've known
Paint my love
You should paint my love
It's the picture of a thousand sunsets
It's the freedom of a thousand doves
Baby, you should paint my love
Since you came into my life
The days before all fade to black and white
Since you came into my life
Everything has changed
Paint my love
You should paint my love
It's the picture of a thousand sunsets
It's the freedom of a thousand doves
Baby, you should paint my love
sunsets
It's the freedom of a thousand doves
Baby, you should paint my love....
Michael learns to rock[emoji445][emoji445][emoji445][emoji445][emoji445][emoji445][emoji445][emoji445]
1. Karudi baba mmoja,
toka safari ya mbali,
Kavimba yote mapaja,
na kutetemeka mwili,
Watoto wake wakaja,
ili kumtaka hali,
Wakataka na kauli iwafae maishani.
2. Akatamka mgonjwa,
ninaumwa kwelikweli,
Hata kama nikichanjwa,
haitoki homa kali,
Roho naona yachinjwa,
kifo kimenikabili,
Semeni niseme nini,
kiwafae maishani.
3. Yakawatoka kinywani,
maneno yenye akili,
Baba yetu wa thamani,
sisi tunataka mali,
Urithi tunatamani,
mali yetu ya halali,
Sema iko wapi mali,
itufae maishani
4. Baba aliye kufani,
akajibu lile swali,
Ninakufa maskini,
baba yenu sina hali,
Neno moja lishikeni,
kama mnataka mali,
Kama mnataka mali,
mtayapata shambani.
5. Wakazidi kumchimba,
baba mwenye homa kali,
Baba yetu watufumba,
hatujui fumbo hili,
akili zetu nyembamba,
hazijajua methali,
Kama tunataka mali,
tutapataje shambani?
6. Kwanza shirikianeni,
nawapa hiyo kauli,
Fanyeni kazi shambani,
mwisho mtapata mali,
haya sasa buriani,
kifo kimeniwasili,
Kama mnataka mali,
mtayapata shambani.
7. Alipokwisha kutaja,
fumbo hili la akili,
Mauti nayo yakaja,
roho ikaacha mwili,
Na watoto kwa umoja,
wakakumbuka kauli,
Kama mnataka mali,
mtayapata shambani.
8. Fumbo wakatafakari,
watoto wale wawili,
wakakata na shauri,
baada ya siku mbili,
wote wakawa tayari,
pori nene kukabili,
Kama mnataka mali,
mtayapata shambani.
9. Wakazipanda shambani,
mbegu nyingi mbalimbali,
tangu zile za mibuni,
hadi zitupazo wali,
na mvua ikaja chini,
wakaona na dalili,
Kama mnataka mali,
mtayapata shambani.
10. Shamba wakapalilia,
bila kupata ajali,
Mavuno yakawajia,
wakafaidi ugali,
Wote wakashangilia,
wakakumbuka kauli,
Kama mnataka mali,
mtayapata shambani.
11. Wakanunua na ng'ombe,
majike kwa mafahali,
wakapata na vikombe,
mashine na baiskeli,
Hawakuitaka pombe,
sababu pombe si mali,
Kama mnataka mali,
mtayapata shambani.
12. Wakaongeza mazao,
na nyumba za matofali,
Pale penye shamba lao,
wakaihubiri mali,
Wakakiweka kibao,
wakaandika kauli...
"KAMA MNATAKA MALI
MTAIPATA SHAMBANI".
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Wanakuwa wamesagwa kwenye blender mkuu. Ni supu nzito ya aina yake tena ikitiwa na broccoli kidogo we acha tu. Tatizo lake ukimaliza kuifaudu ni lazima usinzie [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]Mie kuwaangalia nasikia kinyaa sasa imagine kuwatia kinywani! Ewwwwww!
Konokono?Lakini pia utafiti unaonesha mwanaume ambaye anaweza kulamba sehemu za siri za mwanamke ana uwezo mkubwa wa kumla konokono, kwani ulaini na muonekano wa uke wakati tukio hilo lifanyikapo hupata ufanano kwa kiasi kikubwa na muonekano wa konokono mwenyewe.
Mi si mwanalugha mkuu. Hili shairi waachie wahenga wanalijua sana !!!SHIMBA YA BUYENZE, katika kitengo/Taaluma yake ya lugha, nadhani!
Sawa basiSema utanirudishia phone yangu si kuninunulia sababu siwezi kukudai.
Nakusalimu tu[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]Hapana me najua kutunza siri wewe usinichukulie poa[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Fuleshi kabisaPoa mkuu mambo niaje