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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Ever since Pluto was declared that it was not a planet, everything started to go downhill.​

 

[mzee wa liver]

Good morning UNGUJA

 

[mzee wa liver]

Good morning MANYARA

 

[mzee wa liver]

Good morning ARUSHA

 

[mzee wa liver]

Good morning KILIMANJARO

 

[mzee wa liver]

Good morning TANGA

 

[mzee wa liver]

Amkeni watanzania

 

[mzee wa liver]

Ni Siku ya mwisho ya wiki

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Surgeons and snipers both need steady hands, but for exact opposite reasons.​

 

[mzee wa liver]

Weekend kuanza muda ujao

 

[mzee wa liver]

Hapa kazi

 

[mzee wa liver]

Hakuna visingizio ni Kazi tu

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

I love being alone, but only if I know someone will be home “soon.” It’s a sad thought to be home alone and know no one is coming.​

 

[mzee wa liver]

Lakini Kazi za halali

 

[mzee wa liver]

Ijumaa Kareem

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

We should be more thankful that our internal organs don’t itch.​

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

90% of the things I lose are things I put in a “special place” so I wouldn’t forget where they were.​

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Computers are basically magic. Humans took rocks, flattened them, filled them with lightning and taught them how to think.

 

[mzee wa liver]

Njema kabisa mkuu hofu kwako

Poa kabisa majukumu ya wiki yamepoa kidogo Leo nitajumuika kwa sana humu

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

The sum of any three consecutive numbers is always 3 times the middle number.​