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[Numbisa]

Tajiri ana bwawa kafuga mamba nyumbani pake kaandaa tafrija katikati ya shughuli kawakusanya waalikwa wakawa wamezunguuka bwawa kisha katoa shindano atakae weza kuingia humo kwa sekunde 20 basi atamzawadia milioni 20 au amuozeshe binti yake basi kabla tajiri hajamaliza tayari wageni wakaona maji yanaruka kwa fujo sana timbwili bwawani ikawa hekaheka mara kidume kikaibuka huku kinatweta . Tajiri akakiuliza haya wataka pesa au bint yangu? kidume kwa kigugumizi kikasema "kwa kwa kwan kwanza na na na nat nat nataka ku ku ku kumjua ali ali alie nisu nis nisukumizaa

 

[Numbisa]

A man established a zoo and made the entrance fee 50000= but no one went there. He reduced it to 40000= but still no one came. He then reduced the fee to 20000= but still people didn't come. Finally, he made it free entrance and soon, the zoo was filled with people. Then he quietly locked the gate of the zoo, set the lions free and made the exit fee 150,000= and everyone paid

 

[mzee wa liver]

 

[Numbisa]

True storyTanzania ni Nchi ya pekee Africa ukiingiza Mchepuko ndani ata saa nane Usiku Majirani wataona tu lakini kibaka akiingia ata saa Saba mchana kila mtu atakwambia hajamuona!
Tanzania ni nchi gani?

 

[Numbisa]

Madada wa sasa wakinawa uso kwenye ndoo,Maji yake unaweza kutumia kupaka rangi ukuta wa chumba chako

 

[the_Pox]

Toa upewe

Soma sms vizur kabla ya kujibu usiwe kilaza hujui maana ya mnawapa na tunawapa rudi shule

 

[Numbisa]

HIVI HUYU BAHATI NASIBU NAYE NI MTOTO WA DIAMOND PLATINUM

 

[Numbisa]

HIVI HUYU BAHATI NASIBU NAYE NI MTOTO WA DIAMOND PLATINUM

 

[Numbisa]

Soma sms vizur kabla ya kujibu usiwe kilaza hujui maana ya mnawapa na tunawapa rudi shule

Shoga acha pumba nilikupa likes zangu naondoa zote

 

[Numbisa]

Nyokolist

Soma sms vizur kabla ya kujibu usiwe kilaza hujui maana ya mnawapa na tunawapa rudi shule

 

[the_Pox]

Shoga acha pumba nilikupa likes zangu naondoa zote

Bangi sio majan ya chai ndugu punguza kula bangi

 

[Numbisa]

Habari njema kwa warembo wote
Pata mtoto na Diamond, ujishindie RAV4 MPYA na pesa taslimu laki 5 kila week

Wahi sasa nafasi ni chache..

 

[Numbisa]

Bangi sio majan ya chai ndugu punguza kula bangi

Shosti nakuona unavyorembua

 

[Numbisa]

Hivi wale watu waliokuwa wanafanya mazingaombwe na kubadili makaratasi kuwa Fedha, wapo wapi siku hizi? Nahisi elimu ya sayansi ile inahitajika sana wakati huu.

 

[Numbisa]

Hebu jiulize, umeshikwa na tumbo la kuhara mara chafya paaaap!
Ndugu yangu hapo ndio utajua wahenga walimaanisha nini waliposema mshika mawili moja humponyoka..

 

[the_Pox]

Nyokolist

Shutfuckup blackrabitbuttocks fyuuupssss

 

[Numbisa]

MANGI alinunua Mbuzi akamwambia Mpishi. "Nyama nusu ipike pilau na nyingine itie kwenye friji, KICHWA fanya supu na MIGUU fanya mchuzi wa chukuchuku, NGOZI usitupe tutafanya mkeka, UTUMBO pika na ndizi, MIFUPA tutawauzia wenye mbwa, KINYESI weka kwa ajili ya mbolea ya bustani"

Mpishi akamuuliza- "sauti yake je?"

MANGI - "fanya ringtone kwenye simu yako"

Mpaka sasa mpishi hajulikani alipo.

Wachaga tuko vizur kwenye matumiz usimwige mchaga utakufa tajir

 

[Numbisa]

Shutfuckup blackrabitbuttocks fyuuupssss

UKIWA NA SURA MBAYA HAIMAANISHI NDO UKAE NDANI UJIFICHE..TOKA TEMBEA .UNAWEZA KUPATA HATA BAHAT YA KUSHIRIKISHWA ...KWENYE MOVIE ZA KICHAWI.......

 

[Numbisa]

Hebu jiulize, umeshikwa na tumbo la kuhara mara chafya paaaap!
Ndugu yangu hapo ndio utajua wahenga walimaanisha nini waliposema mshika mawili moja humponyoka..

 

[mzee wa liver]