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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

waswahili watanimaliza mgonjwa huambiwa pole anajibu nishapoa n akifa saa chache badae [emoji37][emoji37][emoji37][emoji37][emoji37][emoji37]ukweli usemwe .....jibu Niko katika hali ngumu.

 

[ISIS]

He he. Lakini saa ingine hata mambo rahisi huchukua muda kueleweka. Imagine leo ndio nimejua wazungu hueka drinks halfway ndio pua isiingie[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Ouch

 

[myoyambendi]

If you lose your girlfriend in a crowded bar, just start talking to a hot girl…she will somehow find you in less than a minute.”

Na vibao!!

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Slay queen anakimbia hapa tao kuhepa mvua anagongwa na gari marangi zinatoka zebra crossing inatokea

 

[ISIS]

waswahili watanimaliza mgonjwa huambiwa pole anajibu nishapoa n akifa saa chache badae [emoji37][emoji37][emoji37][emoji37][emoji37][emoji37]ukweli usemwe .....jibu Niko katika hali ngumu.

Hahahaha

 

[BAK]

Dah! Mie nilikuwa nahesabu siku tu ili tumvalishe taji Rutashubanyuma kwa kukuondoa kileleni. Mara tu unazuka! nadhani mzee wa liver furaha aliyokuwa nayo haisemeki!

Mambo Ruta
Za masiku?

 

[ISIS]

Na vibao!!

Hahahaha

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Jubilee Election ni Kama Exam ya High school....Best subject zako English,Kiswahili na History (Meru,Nyeri,Kiambu) Unapata 30%
Sasa imebakia zile ngumu Physics,Maths na Chemistry ( Kisumu,Siaya,Migorii) alafu unasema Itaboost Lazima Upige A [emoji3][emoji3][emoji3]

Hiyo Ni kama kunywa Juice Ya Mkilifi Donge
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Things are so thick in Kenya. Yaani saa hii mtoto wa mkikuyu akiita babake "baba" anatandikwa kama burukenge[emoji23][emoji23][emoji1][emoji1][emoji1][emoji1][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Nani anakumbuka kale ka furaha ka primary ukipewa exercise book ya cover mbili [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Its only in Kenya where the winning president has more votes than the number of people who turned out.

 

[myoyambendi]

Its only in Kenya where the winning president has more votes than the number of people who turned out.

Mh

 

[ISIS]

Dah! Mie nilikuwa nahesabu siku tu ili tumvalishe taji Rutashubanyuma kwa kukuondoa kileleni. Mara tu unazuka! nadhani mzee wa liver furaha aliyokuwa nayo haisemeki!

Niko busy sana ndugu yangu hapa
Ni kwa ku angalia kidogo tu!
SI UNAJUA NINAVYO PENDA PESA!
Hahahaha

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Hahahaha

Sis kwema? Siamini jamani duh! We need to talk !!!

 

[ISIS]

Its only in Kenya where the winning president has more votes than the number of people who turned out.

Uwiii

 

[Rutashubanyuma]

Hahahaha
Vipi shimba wafwa nini?
Hahahaha

Karibu za kupotea

 

[myoyambendi]

21:12

 

[Rutashubanyuma]

Mambo Ruta
Za masiku?

Njema sana ISIS missing you dearly!

 

[ISIS]

Sis kwema? Siamini jamani duh! We need to talk !!!

Indeed brother!
Pesa pesa pesa
Niko busy kweli kweli walahi ndugu yangu!

 

[ISIS]

Njema sana ISIS missing you dearly!

Me too brother
Habari ya Arusha?