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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Ruto:
If a your girlfriend catches you looking at another girl.... "Just tell her am glad you don't dress like her.

 

[myoyambendi]

jumanne ya pili ya 2018

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Its very un4-2nate for arsenal fans tonight[emoji23] Even though Arsene Wenger has been at Arsenal 4-2 long now...

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Ati dem amekam kwako jioni alafu hujaguzia risto ya sleep over, unaskia akiuliza, 'kesho morning naeza pata mat ya 5?'

Hapo ndio fisi hujua mkombozi ni Bwana [emoji41] [emoji41] [emoji41]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Arsenal..

- Kicked out of their own cup by Forest
- Ozil & Sanchez refuse to sign contracts
- Thomas Lemar rejected them
- Will miss top 4 for the second season running

Not a "big club" anymore..
[emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Men think they know everything until you ask them..''who is she..?"

 

[moudgulf]

jumanne ya pili ya 2018

Ndiyo hivyo tena

 

[moudgulf]

Mwaka unasonga

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

I've never seen a year without Mugabe as a President since I was born. [emoji86][emoji86] I don't trust this 2018. It's not real[emoji135]‍♂

 

[moudgulf]

08;00

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

If you ask a girl how are you? And she replies
"I'm not fine" please my brother Don't ask her why? I repeat, don't ask her why. It's a trap,
just tell her "may God be with you".

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

ushawahi kuwa single for long mpaka unaona jamaa na dem wake wakitembea kwa street mpaka unatamani kumuuliza alimtoa wapi?!! [emoji40][emoji40][emoji40][emoji39][emoji39][emoji39]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

If you thought entering 2018 was great and worthy celebrating, think again ! Have you noticed the big red question marks looming over this year?!!
For example how are you going to do Valentine’s Day on Ash Wednesday???[emoji47]Or how are you going to celebrate Easter on April Fools Day,‍♂️ Who really is going to believe that Jesus has risen?!!

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

[emoji383] Are you a fresh graduate or still in campus
[emoji383] Do you want to retire young
[emoji383] Do you have a big heart of touching lives
[emoji383] Are you tired with your current way of life
[emoji383] Are you looking for residual income, Time and Financial freedom.
Wow this is an opportunity to mind your own bussiness. mimi sina shida na wewe.

 

[myoyambendi]

08:05

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

[emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]
To all Arsenal fans in Sierra Leone, Liberia, Ghana and Nigeria; George Weah has invited Arsene Wenger to Liberia for his inauguration as President of Liberia, It is time u Kidnap Him & save your club[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[moudgulf]

Jan 9 2018

 

[myoyambendi]

toa likes

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Cheriot: sipendi kupet
Me: hata Mimi heri Knut, kwani umekua mwalimu
Cheriot: hapana nasema kupet ya sportpesa
Me😱ooooh kubet[emoji13][emoji13][emoji13][emoji13][emoji13][emoji13][emoji13][emoji13][emoji13]
Kalenjins yayeeeeeee!!!!!!

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Boss: Why are you late?
Kamau: There was a man who lost a 500 Bob note...
Boss:..... And so you were helping him look for it?
Kamau: No Boss. I was standing on it.
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]....
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