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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Kweli tupu [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]
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Most women normally don't have fare to & fro the man's place. But once they suspect you're with another woman at your place, I don't know where they get the fare. You just hear her knocking the door

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Ladies listen carefully; A man that truly loves you will stick by you no matter how you cheat on him or sleep around, he will change you to become a better person and that man is your father not me.... nonsense [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Ushawai penda mtu lakini hata hatakangi muonekane na yeye? Kila saa tu anakuhepa.
Hivo ndo relationship yangu na pesa iko saa hii[emoji19][emoji19][emoji19][emoji19][emoji19][emoji19][emoji19][emoji19][emoji19][emoji19][emoji19][emoji19][emoji19][emoji19][emoji19][emoji19][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[moudgulf]

Mwaka unasonga

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Ati January ndo time unanunua kilo mbili ya nyama mtu wa butchery anatoa picha ya Uhuru anaweka yako [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Those who had sex in 2018,
How is it?
Are there any changes yet?[emoji57][emoji97]

 

[moudgulf]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

IT IS CELEBRATION IN BUSIA COUNTY AS PRESIDENT UHURU APPOINTS HON. PAUL NYONGESA OTUOMA AS CABINET SECRETARY IN CHARGE OF THE MINISTRY OF REPENTANCE AND HOLINESS.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Do u feel weak, stressed or like vomiting???
Don't be scared young gal, the HOLIDAY seed he planted is germinating[emoji38]

So take care of it.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Baby I am on my period [emoji813] but I have organised my friends Rita and Mary to service you in the next 5 days.

This is how guys deserve to be treated in 2018.. [emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Teacher:who is your favorite governor
Student: Speed governor
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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Barongo
Lakini mbona January iko hivi?!!kuna mtu amepost "gas imeisha" akaambiwa aume ume io cylinder ka battery ati itawaka tuu[emoji85][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23].

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Those of you dating girls with kid(s) that are not yours have you ever seen a football match that starts the the scores 1-0 [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Barongo Omoi:
If she texts you 'ae' just reply 'iou' . Pretend she was spelling the vowels.

Nonsense! [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Barongo Omoi:
BOY : Mambo baby

GIRL: (kimyaaa)

BOY : Mbona kimya hujibu
text zangu baby...

GIRL: (kimyaaa)

BOY : 539967894306871
vocha hiyo ya 5000

GIRL: Mbona haiingii baby
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BOY : Gongelea na nyundo
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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

A bra costs 3k then you are telling me not to wear it on my Head when going to church [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

Watu bwana. Nimeangalia comments zao huko nimecheka sana. Watuachie Mzee Ruta wetu bana ala !!!

Haahahahahaaa kumbe zile alamsiki huwa wanaziona

 

[Gwangzu]

Like like like like

 

[Gwangzu]

Like like like

 

[Numbisa]