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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Alafu pale Instagram kuna msichana amebrag vile ametumia 5k on her nails akaambiwa hata carpenters hutumia more than 10k on nails na huwa hawasumbui...

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Vile kwa wamaasai unapata spear nje ya boma unajua kuna mwanaume
Hapa kiambu Ni pikipiki
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[myoyambendi]

To avoid condom related accident, use 2 condoms with chilli powder in between them.

If outer one breaks, she will know; and if inner one breaks, you will know!
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Kesi hiyo...

 

[carbamazepine]

Jirani ona viatu..SYB ana uchokozi...

Nimeona jirani[emoji23] [emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

*Raila Odinga is like a huge Baobab tree,* *you might think you are* *shaking it, only to find out that your*
*buttocks are the ones shaking.*
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[Rutashubanyuma]

 

[carbamazepine]

Carbamazepine

Abee

 

[Numbisa]

Elezea kwanini ulichukia na kwa utulivu kabisa bila kumuumiza mtu mwengine kwa maneno yako omba lisirudiwe tena.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Unapeleka dem date na pesa ya mzazi alafu birthday ya mama yako ikifika

Badala umnunulie present unaweka picha yake FB tu vizuuuri, akule likes[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji13]
Baff

 

[myoyambendi]

Hiyo blue sasa[emoji91] [emoji91] [emoji91]

SYB amekuwekea hivyo viatu! Ana utani

 

[carbamazepine]

Aaaaa wapi. Kichinichini anarekodi kila kitu. Ana jono kabisa [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Huyu jirani huyu hapana[emoji23][emoji23]anaona kila kitu

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Watu wameanza kuombana charger ya Samantha ati bro nipee charger ya Sam yangu ilichomeka...nilitumia ikiwa inacharge[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Rutashubanyuma]

 

[Numbisa]

Elezea kwanini ulichukia na kwa utulivu kabisa bila kumuumiza mtu mwengine kwa maneno yako omba lisirudiwe tena.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Ealier today I walked into a police station and told the officer in charge
Me : hey I'm here for the job
officer : (surprise) what job?
Me : heloooo,the job you advertised in the newspaper, man wanted for rape
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[carbamazepine]

Mnaongeaga usiku..mi nawaacha tu

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]jiraniiiii,tunaongeaga usiku na nani tena??
SHIMBA YA BUYENZE msikie jirani huku

 

[Numbisa]

3. Fanya mazoezi

Mazoezi ya viungo yanasaidia kupunguza hisia kali moyoni mwako pale zinapotaka kuripuka.

 

[myoyambendi]

*Raila Odinga is like a huge Baobab tree,* *you might think you are* *shaking it, only to find out that your*
*buttocks are the ones shaking.*
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

This Fat Girl Sent Me One Nude Picture And My 1GB Expired When I Downloaded 10%. [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji125][emoji125]

 

[Numbisa]

3. Fanya mazoezi

Mazoezi ya viungo yanasaidia kupunguza hisia kali moyoni mwako pale zinapotaka kuripuka.