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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”
The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.” [emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

Kama unaona una hasira nzito, nenda eneo la mazoezi anza kufanya mazoezi ya kukimbia au kama una chumba cha mazoezi kwako ingia anza kufanya mazoezi na utaona mabadiliko yake.

 

[Rutashubanyuma]

 

[Numbisa]

4. Fikiria kabla hujazungumza

Ukiwa ushapamba moto wa hasira, ni rahisi kuzungumza maneno makali ambayo yanaweza yakashusha utu wako au wa unayemwambia.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Our African culture inapotea walai..
Wanaume hawanusi socks siku izi bana[emoji57][emoji57][emoji57][emoji2][emoji2][emoji2][emoji2][emoji2][emoji2][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji28][emoji28][emoji28][emoji28][emoji28][emoji28][emoji28]

 

[carbamazepine]

Shukuru kuwa hivyo...wanakuonea wivu maelfu...

[emoji120][emoji120]sawa jirani

 

[Numbisa]

Chukua dakika chache,kutafakari maneno ya kutumia na uone kama hayatokuharibia au kumuharibia mwengine heshima yake.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

I REALY HATE DATING VIRGIN GIRLS.....IS VERY STRESSFULL..... BECOZ IF U WANT TO KISS HER SHE WILL START SHAKING LIKE NOKIA 1110 IN VIBRATION MODE.
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[Rutashubanyuma]

 

[Numbisa]

5. Fikiria suluhisho mbadala

Badala ya kuendelea kutafakari kilichokufanya uchukie,anza kufikiria namna ya kutatua tatizo lililojitokeza kati yako na upande wa pili.yawezekana mtoto wako anaharibu vitu hovyo,dereva wako anachelewa kukufuata eneo unalomtaarifu,au mpenzi wako anachelewa kufika eneo la miadi.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

KISWAHILI KIFUKUZWE!
Kama mama anaitwa mzazi, mtoto wa kwanza anaitwa kifungua mimba, wa mwisho kitinda mimba...basi BABA anafaa kuitwa Kidunga mimba.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
ni hayo tuu kwa sasa.....

 

[Numbisa]

Fikiria suluhisho mbadala kwani tukio baada hasira linaweza likaifanya hali kuwa mbaya zaidi.

 

[carbamazepine]

SYB amekuwekea hivyo viatu! Ana utani

Umeona eeh?

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Ule dame wa safaricom husema "sorry ur account balance is insufficient to make this call please recharge ...." Hakuna MTU anaweza mweka mimba aende maternity leave tupige simu bure?[emoji85][emoji85][emoji85][emoji85][emoji85]

 

[Numbisa]

6. Usilimbikize matukio

Kusamehe matukio yaliyopita na kuyasahau ni njia inayopunguza uzito wa tukio jipya.

 

[myoyambendi]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]jiraniiiii,tunaongeaga usiku na nani tena??
SHIMBA YA BUYENZE msikie jirani huku

mtabisha...maana mmoja anaona mwezi mwingine jua!!

 

[Numbisa]

Ukisamehe watu waliokukosea utakuwa umejisaidia mwenyewe na wao pia kujifunza kitu kutokana na tukio hilo.
kwani usitarajie binadamu mwenzako awe vile vile unavyotaka na kutamani wewe awe.

 

[Numbisa]

7. Tafuta msaada

Jinsi ya kuzuia hasira ni changamoto kwa kila binadamu,kwani ukishindwa kuzizuia na ukachukua uamuzi mbaya unawaumiza watu wanaokuzunguka.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

A boss said to his secretary "I want to have SEX with U. I will make it very FAST. I'll throw K10,000 on the floor, by the time you bend down to pick it I'll be DONE." She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend then said to her, do it but "Ask him for K20,000, pick up the money very fast he wouldn't even have enough time to undressed himself." So she agrees. Half an hour goes by, the boyfriend decides to call his girlfriend, he asks, "what happened?" She responds,"The Bastard used COINS, I'm still PICKING and he is still fucking!!![emoji28][emoji28][emoji39] Boyfriend fainted....[emoji125]‍♂️[emoji125]‍♂️[emoji125]‍♂️[emoji87][emoji86][emoji85]

 

[Numbisa]

kwa hiyo chagua mtu wako ambaye utakuwa unaenda kuomba msaada wa ushauri kutokana na tukio lililokuudhi