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Alafu pale Instagram kuna msichana amebrag vile ametumia 5k on her nails akaambiwa hata carpenters hutumia more than 10k on nails na huwa hawasumbui...
 
Ealier today I walked into a police station and told the officer in charge
Me : hey I'm here for the job
officer : (surprise) what job?
Me : heloooo,the job you advertised in the newspaper, man wanted for rape
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