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[mzee wa liver]

Huyo anafyatua keki Mkuu!

Hahahahaha

 

[Yegomasika]

Asante kwa taarifa mkuu

Poti unaonekana mambo ya mziki hayajakupiga chenga! Au nyie mlikuwa ma DJ nini wakati sie bado tunaruka na lile TOTO DISCO! Akina Seydou Mkangara au akina Magai? [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[mzee wa liver]

Hahaa, hizi picha zingine sijui huwa unazipata wapi! [emoji23][emoji23]

Hata Mimi najiuliza sana lakini wacha tufaidi [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

 

[mzee wa liver]

Sunday

 

[mzee wa liver]

Sun day

 

[mzee wa liver]

Siku ya jua

 

[mzee wa liver]

Huyu hayo ni fake kabisa! [emoji23][emoji23]

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[mzee wa liver]

07:32

 

[mzee wa liver]

Nikipata mzungu wa hivi naoa. Liwalo na liweeee !!!!

Mzungu ana msa....

 

[mzee wa liver]

Post na kulike

 

[mzee wa liver]

Wadau Niko 8 hrs ago nagonga likes

 

[mzee wa liver]

Kuna mambo mazuri huku picha za warembo tu

 

[mzee wa liver]

Kazi ya Shimba na BAK

 

[mzee wa liver]

Wanashindilia nyama matakoni wanasahau vipaja [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Yupo kama wasandawe [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] na warangi

 

[mzee wa liver]

Unataka nilianzishe???
Sema suu[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Ila vimbaumbau vinajua kugombana bhana
acha kabisa.
Ugomvi wake sasa[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]utaomba poo

Mwenye picha ya carba anitumie

 

[mzee wa liver]

Kufa hufi ila.......

Chamoto atakiona

 

[Yegomasika]

Apart from "K"
Which other replies show your relationship is in the ICU? [emoji23][emoji23][emoji125][emoji125]

Whatever! [emoji23][emoji23]

 

[mzee wa liver]

VALENTINE'S DAY REPORT as per form 34A
(1) Engagements .........12%.
(2) Heart breaks ........95%.
(3) Wife caught cheating ........69%.
(4) Husband caught cheating ......79%.
(5) Condom sales .........99%
(6) Fast food sales ........89%
(7) Visit to Motherless Babys' Homes, prisoners/cells, beggars/destitutes .........2%.
(8) Girls in hospital over Love........60%
(9) Boys in hospital over Love.......5%
(10) Girls arrested for fighting over Boys.......79%.
(11) Boys arrested for fighting over Girls.......10%
(12) Husbands beating wives in public....... 804 counted.
(13) Pregnancy ......... 39,572.
(14) Number of switched off phones on Feb 14 2018..... 9million .
We are still taking statistics....,These are just provisional results. Tallying is still ongoing and form 34B is yet to be received.I will keep you all Updated

Dah twaweza

 

[mzee wa liver]

Swaleh Mdoe is planning to sell his Kidney and now I am wondering if I really need two balls[emoji57][emoji57]

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[mzee wa liver]

Jumapili ingine

Yap