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andjul

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mzee wa liver said:

Mimi ni mtu ninayejulikana

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Reptilia

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duh! basi mororo

 

Shimba ya Buyenze

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Girl : Fool
Boy : Whore
Girl : Bastard
Boy : Bitch
Girl : Loser
Boy : Gold digger
Girl : Wenger
Boy : [emoji35][emoji35] Look here girl!!!!, jokes aside, if You ever ,ever , ever!!!!,i repeat ever call me that again , You will regret the day You
were born!!!

 

andjul

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mzee wa liver said:

Sina Nissan nyeupe

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Ngoja nipige picha ya meno yangu niilete hapa kabla hatuja onana. Kwa matumizi ya baadae

 

Shimba ya Buyenze

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Kama hujawahi lala njaa after sister yako kutumwa kusaga na badala ya kuleta unga akaenda akatoroshwa pamoja na unga hakuna shida unajua*[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

Shimba ya Buyenze

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Jamaniii [emoji1550]‍♂️[emoji1550]‍♂️[emoji1550]‍♂️[emoji1550]‍♂️[emoji1550]‍♂️[emoji1550]‍♂️[emoji1550]‍♂️[emoji1550]‍♂️[emoji1550]‍♂️
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Vitu ambavyo wanaume huwa tunajidanganya n ile kusema eti "Nikimpa mimba atatulia"My friend hawa watu kutulia ni ngumu hadi uwavunje miguu tu!‍♀‍♀[emoji57][emoji57]

 

Shimba ya Buyenze

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I never understand why ladies switch off lights, draw curtains, lock doors to dress up and later come out half naked.
But my sister why??[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]...are u cursed

 

Shimba ya Buyenze

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*Aki siamini zile vitu zinafanyika siku hizi!!*
*Niko tu church nmekaa alf jamaa ako mbele yangu anatoa sigara anaanza kuvuta* *,,,,na usisahau tuko church!*
*Nilishtuka karibu niangushe pombe yangu!!*
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Shimba ya Buyenze

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They say so many people die because of alcohol... Perhaps they never realized how many of them are born because of it.

 

Shimba ya Buyenze

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Watuu , nani ako na kadame kake mahali kenye hakatumii aniokolee hii weekend? [emoji192][emoji192]

 

Shimba ya Buyenze

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*Only broke girls date more than one guy, every cheating girl is a hungry bae. Don't argue with me, am not your mate*

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Shimba ya Buyenze

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*Utajua uko Kenya ukienda Ward Hosi kucheki Mgonjwa upate ametoa Life Support machine kwa Socket acharge Simu ndo abet*

a big hand for investors[emoji122][emoji122]

 

andjul

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SHIMBA YA BUYENZE said:

Kama hujawahi lala njaa after sister yako kutumwa kusaga na badala ya kuleta unga akaenda akatoroshwa pamoja na unga hakuna shida unajua*[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] umenikumbisha zamani saaana kijijini kwetu.
Mama mdogo alitumwa mashineni kusaga unga,ilikuwa mchana kipindi cha masika.
Hadi inafika usiku kipindi cha igizo la jangala redioni akawa hajarudi,kumbe mhuni kakaba njiani kaenda nae geto. Tulikula viazi vya kuchoma,shuani zake baba mdogo...

Kesho yake wakaja na noti ya sh.20 kujitambulisha na kurudisha unga

 

Midekoo

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Pomegranet

 

Midekoo

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Prickly pea

 

Midekoo

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Prunes

 

Midekoo

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Pummelo

 

Midekoo

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Quince

 

Midekoo

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Raspberries

 

Midekoo

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Rhurbab