Numbisa
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Tatizo "bro" wako anatumia siraha zile zile[emoji23][emoji23]Hata mwelekeo hayana. Hooooovyoooo !!!
Amina.Nashukuru kusikia hivyo shem[emoji120][emoji120]
Rolo modo wangu. Nitajaribu tena kukutafuta nikifika Mwanza. Safari hii angalau tu nipate Mpesa yako nikurushie shukrani. Makonfidensi balaa yaani hapa nilipo I feel like Archimedes..."I can move the world"...Hio ndo siku niliyoona mwanafunzi kampiku mwalimu kwa ujanja na kufunguka zaidi hahaha
Huyu nduguyenu ni changamoto.Mi pia nilimwambia ..."Think !!!"...
Ni jioni usiku unaingia. Mvua zinanyesha. Kuna kibaridi cha aina yake. Binti anakwambia njoo basi twende shamba tukalime. Na wewe badala ya kujiongeza eti unakazana kuuliza, "tukalime kilimo gani wakati usiku unaingia?" Jizazi !!!
Ni wale wale uliosema siku moja kuwa hata ukimwambia "njoo unirenge" bado hawaelewi. Halafu baada ya muda unaona patabozi. Ajabu kabisa !!!
Bluu...Gauni la kawaida sana hili hata kwenye mitumba unalipata tena bila tatizoSijui tu ukoje[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Gauni ni nzuri hata hivyo
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]Rolo modo wangu. Nitajaribu tena kukutafuta nikifika Mwanza. Safari hii angalau tu nipate Mpesa yako nikurushie shukrani. Makonfidensi balaa yaani hapa nilipo I feel like Archimedes..."I can move the world"...
Zilifeli kwa Malkia. Zikafanikiwa kwako. Ni fifite fifite. Tuwe na subira [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]Tatizo "bro" wako anatumia siraha zile zile[emoji23][emoji23]
Halafu mbona bro umeitia kwenye alama fukunyuzi? Ushindwe na ulegee !!!Tatizo "bro" wako anatumia siraha zile zile[emoji23][emoji23]
[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]Mi pia nilimwambia ..."Think !!!"...
Ni jioni usiku unaingia. Mvua zinanyesha. Kuna kibaridi cha aina yake. Binti anakwambia njoo basi twende shamba tukalime. Na wewe badala ya kujiongeza eti unakazana kuuliza, "tukalime kilimo gani wakati usiku unaingia?" Jizazi !!!
Ni wale wale uliosema siku moja kuwa hata ukimwambia "njoo unirenge" bado hawaelewi. Halafu baada ya muda unaona patabozi. Ajabu kabisa !!!
Hovi unajua baada ya kumwagwa na malkia kijana aliumwa malaria kali?[emoji23][emoji23]Zilifeli kwa Malkia. Zikafanikiwa kwako. Ni fifite fifite. Tuwe na subira [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Yego. Wote wale wale tu. Wakitingishwa kidogo tu haoo mbio. KaYego masikini mpaka nakahurumia samutaimu. Kanakurupuka kanajimwagia miredi waini everewhea na kinachokimbiwa ukiangalia hukioni. Waongee na Andjul wapate ushauri vinginevyo wataendelea kuteseka tu. It hurts !!!Huyu nduguyenu ni changamoto.
Anazidiwa hata na yego,kweli?
Atleast yego akija na story zake za mpira anapata attention kidogo,ila huyu mwingine huyu hovyo kabisa[emoji19][emoji19]
Sikuwa na maana hiyo,walahi tena.Halafu mbona bro umeitia kwenye alama fukunyuzi? Ushindwe na ulegee !!!
Numby umeanza kuchizi?[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]Usiku wa kupeana
Usiku wa burudani
Poleni wasafiri
Good night tanga
Good night mwanza
Good night Tanzania
Shikamoo mama yangu Tanzania
Maadui zangu wote wafe
Huyu mzee anazeeka vibaya saksifon langu limemkosea nini
You slap it and watch it vibrate
Wine anyone!
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Shikamoo daddy
Daddy kalale
Shemeji kipenzi utaumwa usingizi kalale
Pimbi ukuje kuna kesi yako huku
Za jion
Za kunyimana likes
Za kubinya likes
Parachichi nene,refuu
Dikteta uchwara
Ban mwaka huu sijaichezea sana
Paranoiz
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Shemejiiiii
Binti: njoo unirenge...
Kijana: mh!!,nisije nikakuumiza jicho bure
Binti: ndi maana unafeli...
Kijana: hi hi hi hi hiiiii...
[emoji124] [emoji124] [emoji124] idiotiiiii...
Nimecheka mpaka nimepaliwa kitimoto changu. Huu uzi ni changamoto kwa kweli [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]Usiku wa kupeana
Usiku wa burudani
Poleni wasafiri
Good night tanga
Good night mwanza
Good night Tanzania
Shikamoo mama yangu Tanzania
Maadui zangu wote wafe
Huyu mzee anazeeka vibaya saksifon langu limemkosea nini
You slap it and watch it vibrate
Wine anyone!
X
Arrow
Shikamoo daddy
Daddy kalale
Shemeji kipenzi utaumwa usingizi kalale
Pimbi ukuje kuna kesi yako huku
Za jion
Za kunyimana likes
Za kubinya likes
Parachichi nene,refuu
Dikteta uchwara
Ban mwaka huu sijaichezea sana
Paranoiz
Ongezea na "Nimekununia"...[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]Usiku wa kupeana
Usiku wa burudani
Poleni wasafiri
Good night tanga
Good night mwanza
Good night Tanzania
Shikamoo mama yangu Tanzania
Maadui zangu wote wafe
Huyu mzee anazeeka vibaya saksifon langu limemkosea nini
You slap it and watch it vibrate
Wine anyone!
X
Arrow
Shikamoo daddy
Daddy kalale
Shemeji kipenzi utaumwa usingizi kalale
Pimbi ukuje kuna kesi yako huku
Za jion
Za kunyimana likes
Za kubinya likes
Parachichi nene,refuu
Dikteta uchwara
Ban mwaka huu sijaichezea sana
Paranoiz
Bonge la rimiksi[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]Usiku wa kupeana
Usiku wa burudani
Poleni wasafiri
Good night tanga
Good night mwanza
Good night Tanzania
Shikamoo mama yangu Tanzania
Maadui zangu wote wafe
Huyu mzee anazeeka vibaya saksifon langu limemkosea nini
You slap it and watch it vibrate
Wine anyone!
X
Arrow
Shikamoo daddy
Daddy kalale
Shemeji kipenzi utaumwa usingizi kalale
Pimbi ukuje kuna kesi yako huku
Za jion
Za kunyimana likes
Za kubinya likes
Parachichi nene,refuu
Dikteta uchwara
Ban mwaka huu sijaichezea sana
Paranoiz
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Shemejiiiii
Binti: njoo unirenge...
Kijana: mh!!,nisije nikakuumiza jicho bure
Binti: ndi maana unafeli...
Kijana: hi hi hi hi hiiiii...
[emoji124] [emoji124] [emoji124] idiotiiiii...