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[DiasporaUSA]

Dear Men,
If every time you come home, your wife tells your child, "Angalia daddy, ona daddy, dadiiii, daddy ndiye huyu".. That's not your child. You cannot be introduced to your child everyday.. Are we together?​

We are not

 

[Numbisa]

xiv. Husaidia kutibu tatizo la Woga ( Anxiety )

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Hii nayo kali..!!

Musa: Wahsup
Aisha: I'm cool you?
Musa: Same, where are you chatting from?
Aisha: Arusha .
Musa: Okay,what's your favourite colour?
Aisha: Boo, do I look like a small girl to you? Stop asking irrelevant questions and ask reasonable INTELLECTUAL questions
Musa: Ok, how many molecules of sulphuric acid are needed to neutralise 5ml of sodium carbonate and 5 volumes of Tetraoxosulphate (vi) acid when calcium is heated at a temp of 200°C using nickel as a catalyst?
Aisha: My Favourite colour is brown and you?

 

[Numbisa]

NB:
Nanasi lina sukari nyingi sana, na ni vizuri kula vyakula kama hivi kabla ya kufanya zoezi ili kuupa mwili nguvu sababu inapunguza kiwango cha sukari kwenye damu. Inabidi uwe makini tu kama una matatizo ya kisukari au unadhurika na sukari nyingi, sababu nanasi linaweza kukuletea madhara zaidi ya faida.

 

[Pyaar]

Hii nayo kali..!!

Musa: Wahsup
Aisha: I'm cool you?
Musa: Same, where are you chatting from?
Aisha: Arusha .
Musa: Okay,what's your favourite colour?
Aisha: Boo, do I look like a small girl to you? Stop asking irrelevant questions and ask reasonable INTELLECTUAL questions
Musa: Ok, how many molecules of sulphuric acid are needed to neutralise 5ml of sodium carbonate and 5 volumes of Tetraoxosulphate (vi) acid when calcium is heated at a temp of 200°C using nickel as a catalyst?
Aisha: My Favourite colour is brown and you?

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[Danpol]

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ayayayayayaya

 

[Danpol]

Mourinho ameamua kuhusu kuwanunua wachezaji wanne huku wachezaji saba katika kikosi chake cha sasa wakitarajiwa kuuzwa.

Kama kuna siku umeandika habari basi ni hii

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Umeshawahi kosana na jamaa liko na nguvu libaunsa, linataka kukupiga, tena liko na hasira hadi linatetemeka, na wewe pia kwa kiburi cha uanaume ili usionekane kama mwanaume wa Dar na hutaki kuchoma picha, ikabidi ujijaze pia, lakini kwa roho unasema, "Mungu simama na mimi mtumishi wako, Bwana wa majeshi wacha ukaonekane mahali hapa, fanya hawa watu watushike tusipigane Mfalme wa Wafalme Mungu wa Eliya"?!!!​

 

[Danpol]

Pugu kajiungeni

Ndiko unako patikana au [emoji5]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

How Kenyan women tell men are handsome "Kwenda wewe uwezi kosa girlfriend

 

[Pyaar]

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[Pyaar]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Sashaaaa...!!!

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

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Muda wa kwenda kulala sasa bageshi. Bujiku ng'waka. Lalaga chiza [emoji1545][emoji1545][emoji1545][emoji1545][emoji1545][emoji1545]

 

[MALCOM LUMUMBA]

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Rise of the Guardians...
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