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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

News
Mtoto wazimu alipanda juu ya mti wa mwembe asubuhi,akakaa juu hadi jioni kisha akajiangusha, daktari wao wa Madhare hospital akamuuliza "mbona umejiangusha? Wazimu akajibu "NIMEIVA"

 

[myoyambendi]

Nampenda rafiki yake kuliko yeye

wapi JT

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Accidents zingine ni kama documentary. Kuna Lorry ya nyama imegongana na ya Maziwa. Si hiyo ni kama kushikanisha ngombe tena? [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Mlisema mwanaume ni kudownload period tracker app ndio wakihesabu pia sisi tunahesabu ama namna gani?

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Sex after being forgiven for cheatin is awkward.You can't even ask for your favorite position without being asked, "so she is the one who taught you this?"

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

The reason i love safaricom is that,we started with Okoa Jahazi then Okoa Bundles.Now we have Okoa Stima,i can't wait for Okoa Rent,Okoa chakula,Okoa Ndoa......... Kwanza Hii ya Ndoa, nitaokoa yote na nitupe simcard....[emoji183]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Husband - honey where is my wallet..?
Wife - where the Manchester city is..?
Husband - what do you mean...??
Wife - on top of the table..

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Pale club
Bouncer:niaje buda
Mimi😛oa sana
Bouncer:na hii mchanga ni ya nini kwa mfuko?
Mimi:kuchafua meza
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Niko hosi

 

[myoyambendi]

14:55

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

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A little girl ran to her Mum and said "you refused to tell me the name of the thing hanging between dads legs, well I have finally figured it on my
own. ITS A TOOTHBRUSH."
Then Mum laughed and asked the daughter "who told you that?"the girl
replied,"When I came back from school,I saw the maid kneeling in front of Dad, brushing her teeth
with Dad's TOOTHBRUSH then I saw plenty of TOOTHPASTE in her mouth".........
............Wooooih!
[HASHTAG]#Yawa[/HASHTAG]
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The maid's burial is this Saturday.
You're all invited [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] .

 

[BAK]

Almanusra Mkuu!

Nimetoka zangu kwenye mgahawa fulani usiku kula sasa,
Nimeweka earphones masikioni mziku juu kumbe nyuma jamaa katoka mbio huko na gari linakuja silisikii.
Yaani nastukia hili hapa hahahaa nikasogea fasta tu....Jamaa alikuwa kalewa sijui.....!

 

[myoyambendi]

Wanaume naona hapa mnajigamba kila day eti mko na madem. .. Kwani hakuna mwanaume ataweka mimba huyu mwanamke wa safaricom anayedai "sorry u have insufficient credit to make the call" aende maternity leave tupige simu free??? Nimefikiria kama sina credit hadi nalia hapa kando na plot yenu [emoji24][emoji24][emoji24][emoji24][emoji24]

she! tapatie yeye hio kitu...

 

[myoyambendi]

15:07

 

[Gordita]

Najitambulisha kwenu wakuu naomba mnipokee

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[myoyambendi]

15:15

 

[MALCOM LUMUMBA]

Almanusra Mkuu!

Almanusura mkuu wangu...!

 

[Hammy Js]

Umetupia pamba kaliiiii kwa ajili ya mtoko na manzi wako mpya halafu mnakutana anakwambia "Baby, pamoja na kuchelewa kote huko bado hujajiandaa mpaka saivi,unategemea tutawah kwel kurud!!!?" Hapo kidume ukichek ndo umeshavunja Kabati,huna nguo nyingine ya ziada [emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Hammy Js]

Najitambulisha kwenu wakuu naomba mnipokee

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Hii thread ina vituko hatar[emoji2] [emoji2] [emoji2]